Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (You MUST read them out loud)

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ................................ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .............. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ....................................... Fa Kin Su

-taken from http://www.forsaken-desire.net/v3/layout
haha halarious!

that is an insult to my heritage but its damn funny

mm cantonese...

lol I'm Chinese too, but yes it is funny heheh bwhahah... :evil: At times it is funny how Asians speak English if it's their last last last last language or something... One thing that I don't understand is when people have been in Canada since birth and still have crappy English! It's like all those years in school didn't change anything... *chikichicky shrugs

lol same,
i went to chinese school cause when i was in kindergarden i had to choose, english, or chinese, and obviously i chose english, and after a while i just stopped caring about chinese, then my parents yelled at me and told me to go to chinese school, i dropped out 2 years later. now i'm learning german.

german =o what ethnic background do you have specifically?

haha :lmao:

ur chinese sturmtrupper?

i dun get some of them =( i got like.. most of them, but some to me i dunno wht is it about at all =(

1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong (Something Wrong)
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.......... Hu Yu Hai Ding (Who you hiding)
3) See me ASAP.............................. Kum Hia Nao (Come here now)
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk (Dumb F#ck)
5) Small Horse ................................ Tai Ni Po Ni (Tiny Pony)
6) Did you go to the beach? .............. Wai Yu So Tan (Why you so tan)
7) I bumped into a coffee table .......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni (I bang my f#ckin knee)
8) I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat (Chin too fat)
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim (Why so dim)
10) I thought you were on a diet ......... Wai Yu Mun Ching? (Why you munching)
11) This is a tow away zone ................ No Pah King (No parking)
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo (Laying low)
14) He's cleaning his automobile .......... Wa Shing Ka (Washing car)
15) Your body odor is offensive ........... Yu Stin Ki Pu (You stinkin' poo)
16) Great ....................................... Fa Kin Su (F#ckin' ___)

That help any?

lol chicky :D