Discuss The Kind Of The Rednecks & post your favorite You Might Be A Redneck If... jokes.



If you think N Sync is where your dirty dishes are, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive, you might be a Redneck. :ph43r: (I told one of my sisters this one in a Wal-Mart, and she threatened to make me walk home if I said it again.)

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a Redneck (My family's guilty of this one.).

If you've ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a Redneck. (Sounds like my dad's side of the family here, now that I think about it.)

If you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack", and it reminds you to pull your jeans up, you might be a Redneck. (Unfortunately for me, it got caught on videotape. My aunt has the evidence. :ph43r: )

If you ever used a bar stool for a walker, You Might Be A Redneck.

If an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" changed your life, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you go to the family reunion to meet women, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you think 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size, You Might Be A Redneck.

If your honeymoon was featured on "True Stories of The Highway Patrol", You Might Be A Redneck.

If you've ever misspelled something in Christmas Lights, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you can burp the entire chorus to "Jingle Bells", You Might Be A Redneck.

If you've been on television more than five times describing what the tornado sounded like, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you've ever worn a tube top to a funeral home, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you've ever opened a beer during a eulogy, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you wear a dress that is strapless & a bra that isn't, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you stare at a can of orange juice because it says "Concentrate", You Might Be A Redneck.

If you've ever cut your grass and found a car, You Might Be A Redneck.

If you missed fifth grade graduation because you had Jury Duty, You Might Be A Redneck.

My favorite is if you think the 401(k)is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.

There's another Jeff Foxworthy fan in the cast at the play. A woman named Kristin loves Jeff Foxworthy and I made her a CD called Country Chaos with a pic of him on the cover.

I was watching a show called "Boortzapalooza", which was a tribute to talk radio host Neal Boortz, and learned that Jeff Foxworthy had substituted for him a few times on the show as host. Really weird, huh?

Oh, here's another favorite Redneck joke of mine: If you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks into the barn, you might be a Redneck. :ph43r:

People might not understand that joke, Angie. I found another Foxworthy fan recently!!!!!!!!!!

Really who?

I like his redneck jokes but I don't like his tv show all the much. Not bashing him though because his redneck jokes ARE funny.

Kristen from the play.


I love his show. This week's topic was great because it was about getting sick and that's how I am right now.

I love his jokes but not his show.

I love the one "If You're to Drunk to fish.." one.

"Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again" came out on DVD & CD this month.

Jeff loans his voice to a chicken in the new movie "Racing Stripes".

My mom went to the same high school as Jeff Foxworthy, but she graduated before he got there.

Oh, and about that joke about Silence of the Lambs, it's on the DVD Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Just thought I'd clarify that one for everyone.

I thought it was hilarious how Jeff & Bill paid a waiter $20.00 to put laxatives in Larry's tea all night.

That's like slipping Lady Hawk the same thing in a brownie. B)

But seriously, ya gotta like it when they do the "I Believe" thing on the show. I nearly fell off the bed a few times just watching that skit.

Word Of The Day is HILARIOUS!!!!! And the thing about having some celebrities over for dinner.

Jeff once humiliated his two daughters when he dropped them off at school. It all started when he ran out of gas in the carpool lane on the way to dropping his girls off at school, thanks to his wife not filling up the tank. When he dropped them off some time later, he shouted "I've Got Gas Today!" and it wasn't intentionally funny.

Things just happen like that. :ph43r:

Speaking of which, I still can't get over the time that Jeff, Bill, and Larry were showing old pics of themselves. Jeff's were the funniest pics of all, in my opinion.

The dissing each other with the Biography movies was funny too.

Some cool Jeff Links:


http://launch.yahoo.com/ar-314741---Jeff-Foxworthy

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/JeffFoxworthy

Foxworthy, Gracin, Roberts to Attend Gala at Ford's Theatre





Jeff Foxworthy will host the American Celebration at Ford's Theatre gala event in Washington, D.C. on Sunday (June 12). President George W. Bush and first lady Laura Bush are scheduled to attend, and Julie Roberts, Josh Gracin and Hillary Duff have been invited to perform. The event, which will air on ABC over the Fourth of July weekend, will serve as a tribute to American troops. Proceeds will benefit the preservation of the historic theatre.

Thought ya'll might want to hear this story.

A guy had just purchased a high school yearbook from my place of work, and showed me the reason why he was getting it. Turns out, it was from Jeff Foxworthy's senior year of high school. I thought it was really cool. Especially the basketball pic. :ph43r:

Sweet. Think Blue Collar TV will come back???

It's on Sunday nights after Charmed now. :ph43r:

I'll be recording it because I work until 10:00P.M. that night.

Foxworthy Returns as Host of 2006 CMT Music Awards
Awards Show Airs Live April 10 on CMT
Jeff Foxworthy will return to host the 2006 CMT Music Awards airing live April 10 on CMT. During his first year as host, Foxworthy arrived onstage at the 2005 awards show by swinging in on a crystal chandelier similar to the one used by Shania Twain in her "Party for Two" video.
Foxworthy is the largest-selling comedy recording artist in history, a multiple Grammy Award nominee and best-selling author of more than 15 books. He stars in and serves as executive producer for Blue Collar TV, a television series that followed the success of Blue Collar Comedy Tour, The Movie and a concert tour of the same name. Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again, the sequel to the first film, has sold more than 3 million copies since its release two years ago..
"I think CMT and I are a perfect fit," Foxworthy says about his hosting duties. "I'm country, I like music and I own a TV."
Last year's CMT Music Awards show became the highest-rated and most-watched telecast in CMT's history.
"Jeff's just a natural," notes CMT executive vice president and general manager Brian Philips. "He never misses. CMT's stars love working with him. We're thrilled to have him back at center stage after last year's record ratings."
Performers and presenters for the awards show have not been announced. Last year's show featured live performances by Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Brad Paisley, Big & Rich, Keith Urban and Gretchen Wilson.

Blue Collar Comedy Coming to Sirius Satellite Radio
The comedians behind the Blue Collar Comedy tour will help launch a new comedy channel on Sirius Satellite Radio starting in March. Blue Collar Comedy will be found on Channel 103. Sirius will co-produce the channel with Parallel Entertainment, home to Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. Additional comedians will also be featured on the new channel. Sirius now reaches 3 million subscribers.