Flying Spell

Upon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe and Calling unto
the Gods...

1. Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone)

2. Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents

3. Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of
Travel to Comprhende Thee...

4. Yea, Task them and overcome them in Ye Test of Wills

5. SPEAKE THE WORDS OF POWER: VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX

6. Two weeks hence, take ye under New Moon to Clearing of the Travel

7. Present Thyself in Trembling and Loathing to the Guardians of the
Towers
of the North, East, South and West and Present to them the holy scroll
of
the High Priestess: TICKET

8. Pass ye surely through the Elemental Detector and its "Ever Alert"
guardians of Thy Safety (But not Thy Rights)

9. Wait Until the Stars show, the wind blows and the new grass grows

10. When your Gryphon of Metal arrives (and, ha, craven fool, it
arriveth
not when you expect but only upon the winged beast's good and fickle
pleasure), board it and fly away.
"Chaos, pandic, disorder -- My work here is DONE!
Let's blow this popsicle joint!"

-- Author unknown but applauded