Disclaimer: I have never been to this site in my entire life before now. I only saw this on a friend's LJ and tried it out.
http://www.shrineofinsanity.com/interactivestories/I tried the Interactive Slasher Movie... it was... er... ^^;;; try it out yourself... ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;
hahahaha i tried it out and i used the action movie and heehhe it made me laugh :lol:
The Interactive Action Movie
Scene One:
The camera shows a large building that reaches for the sky. The building is surrounded by police cars and officers barking orders into their radios. krystel is wearing a headset and looks worried...
krystel: almond can you hear me? What's happening in there?
The scene rapidly disolves and we find almond exploring empty offices...suddenly his eyes widen in terror and he speaks into the headset that he is wearing...
almond: Holy shit krystel I've found it! Looks pretty standard, set on a digital timer...
We hear krystel's voice come over the headphones...
krystel: How much time do you have?
almond: About five and a half minutes...
krystel: Okay almond, don't mess around in there, get the hell out.
almond: No, I think I can do this. There's only two wires.
krystel: Shit almond forget about the heroics and just get the hell out of there! I do NOT want to be scraping your body off the sidewalk in five and a half minutes time!
almond: Actually it's more like four minutes now...
krystel: Cut the crap! Get out of there! NOW!
almond: I can't. I'd never make it out in time. I'm on the fifteenth floor.
krystel: Shit!
almond: You're tellin' me!
krystel: Okay, okay what colour are the wires? We'll get you out of there don't worry.
almond wipes the perspiration from his forehead as he stares at the timer. It is down to two and a half minutes and dissapearing fast...
almond: Red and green.
krystel: Okay. Just hold on.
almond: Oh don't worry. I'm not going anywhere.
Scene Two:
The camera is back outside and we watch as krystel makes a mad dash across the pavement...
krystel: sonnaqs! sonnaqs where are you!
sonnaqs steps out of one of the police cars wearing a jacket that says BOMB EXPERT.
sonnaqs: What is it? Did something happen to almond? Hey don't worry babe, you've got a shoulder to cry on right here ANY time you need it.
sonnaqs tips krystel a wink.
krystel: No you idiot! almond is trapped inside! There's a bomb and two wires, he needs to know which one to cut!
sonnaqs: Oh...he should definately cut the red one. Always the red one. Go on, tell him to cut the red one.
krystel: You sure?
sonnaqs: Sure as I'll ever be!
krystel: (into her headset) almond did you hear that? Go red! Go red!
Scene Three:
almond stands over the bomb holding his trusty swiss army knife. He heard sonnaqs's advice over the headset, but something just didn't quite gel with what he had said. The clock on the bomb now read less than a minute, seconds ticking quickly away. Slowly almond moves his hand down towards the two coloured wires and cuts...
...The green one. The numbers on the bomb stop counting down and then fade away to nothing. The bomb lost power!
almond: I was right! How would sonnaqs know which wire to cut when I never even told him the choices! This was all a set-up so he could move in on krystel! Well that's not going to happen!
almond charges out of the offices and begins his descent down the stairs. It takes only minutes for him to reach the ground floor and burst outside, pulling his trusty tooth pick from the back of his belt...
krystel: almond you're alright!
almond: krystel get down! Die red ass monkey !!! You told me to cut the wrong wire in the hope that you could then get it on with krystel!!!
krystel throws herself to the ground just as almond leaps into the air and uses the tooth pick on sonnaqs who stares upwards in dismay before they are reduced to a bloody pulp. When almond lands krystel rushes over and takes almond in her arms and they kiss as the scene fades...
Undoubtably, this is...THE END. Roll credits.
i got this other one pa hehehehe sonnaqs was laughing hard dito hehehehehe kasi sya yung natira sa jungle:
What follows is a true account of the horrors of war, although the names have been changed (by you). It tells the story of four brave heroes pitted against overwhelming odds. We respect the men and women who died to bring you this real life account of the terror that was...
The scene opens in a barracks, a line of men and women (this is an alternative 'Nam) standing in front of their bunks. Drill sergeant glenn paces up and down the line before stopping in front of almond...
Drill Sergeant glenn: Put your head up! Suck in that gut!
almond: Sir, yes Sir!
Drill Sergeant glenn: What's your name maggot!?
almond: Sir, almond Sir!
Drill Sergeant glenn: almond? That's a pussy name! We'll call you biological nuclear atomic mother of all bombs!
almond: Sir, yes Sir!
Drill Sergeant glenn leaves almond and moves onto the next soldier.
almond: Asshole.
Drill Sergeant glenn stops in his tracks, turns and marches towards almond.
Drill Sergeant glenn: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
almond: Sir, nothing Sir!
Drill Sergeant glenn: Well it didn't sound like nothing to me maggot! I have no time for jokers in my beloved core! Now, run into that machine gun biological nuclear atomic mother of all bombs!
almond: Sir...
Drill Sergeant glenn: Sir what?! This is not your mummy's little house on the prarie anymore! NOW RUN INTO THAT machine gun MAGGOT!
almond runs into the machine gun as instructed and is knocked out.
Fade to black...
...Fade in.
almond is crouched behind a hut in the middle of the Vietnam jungle, most of their platoon has been wiped out. Only almond, sheila and sonnaqs remain.
sonnaqs: They're everwhere man! We're gonna' die man! They got the Sarge man! He's dead, everyone's dead!
almond: Can that shit sonnaqs! We're gonna' get out of this alive!
sheila: I'm scared almond, hold me!
almond: This is neither the time nor the place sheila. We have to find a way out of here!
sonnaqs: But they're everwhere man! They've got traps, and they hide in the trees man! We're fucked man! We're gonna' die here I know it!
almond: Right! That's it!
almond gets to their feet and helps sheila up.
almond: Are you coming sonnaqs?
sonnaqs: I want to wait here, wait for someone to come by!
almond: If you stay here you're going to die! Just like Peters!
almond points at a man impaled on some bamboo.
sonnaqs: Oh God! I don't wanna' die out here man!
almond: Then come on!
Our heroes start walking through the trees until they come across three dead bodies.
sonnaqs: Oh God, no! That's 3 Balls! And there's Clown! Oh jees, and look, it's Buffalo!
almond: Oh man...hey...what was that? Look! In the trees! CHARLIE!!!
sheila: Oh no! almond, hold me!
sonnaqs: I'm not dying like Peters! Come on you Motherfuckers! Die! Die! Die!
sonnaqs starts to shoot madly in all directions and tiny asian people start to fall out of the trees. almond joins in with the machinegunning. sheila starts to chase some monkeys.
BUDDADADDA BANG BANG PTEOWWWN DUDUDUDUDUD
sheila: Hello Mr monkey!
DUDUDUDUDU BRRBUDUDUDUDUD BANG BANG NABG FSSHHHHH BAANNNGGG
almond: Damn, I'm out of ammo!
sonnaqs: Me too!
sheila: Oh no! I forgot my gun!
sonnaqs: Oh great man! That's just fucking great! There's more of them man! They're gonna' kill us man! Oh god! We're all gonna' die down here!
Suddenly there is a familiar voice.
Familiar Voice: Not if I can help it!
The three turn to see Drill Sergeant glenn.
Drill Sergeant glenn: Yes that's right, it's me!
almond: But how did you get here? You're a Drill Sergeant.
Drill Sergeant glenn: That's irrelevant. Here, I brought you more ammunition!
sheila runs and hugs Drill Sergeant glenn.
sheila: Oh thank you! Thank you so much! I was so scared!
Drill Sergeant glenn: Come on! The helicopter is this way!
They start towards the helicopter, all except sonnaqs who is staring at the trees.
almond: sonnaqs? Come on...
sonnaqs: No, it finally makes sense now. I belong here, I need to rediscover myself in this harsh jungle. I've got nothing back home. Nothing to go home to, this here, this is my real home.
almond: But what about your partner and kids?
sonnaqs: Tell them I died saving you almond.
almond: Okay sonnaqs. Oh and sonnaqs...
sonnaqs: Yes?
almond: You were the best soldier I ever worked with, and, and...
Tears start to swell in almond's eyes.
almond: ...And you were my best friend too!
sonnaqs: Take care almond!
Our heroes finally get to the helicopter, climb on in and fly away into the sunset.
Whatever happened to sonnaqs we will never know...<---- well i know what happened to sonnaqs, he found his inner self... he saw that he wasnt human... for all his life he was a platypus thats why he had very long lips... sooo anyways sonnaqs lived happily everafter ^_^
(ummm sheila i kinda used your name sorry.... i couldnt think of any names ehhh)
