I watched the Probe team special on Eddie Gil, the known "baliw"
presidentiable under the political coalition of ISANG BANSA ISANG DIWA,
yet
still recognized by the COMELEC.. Usually I would pity him thinking
that he
really wants to help the country and that he had some kind of solid
backing, maybe because he is a bisnesman.. MAN WAS I WRONG?
SooooOOOOoooo
WRONG!


Probe: Maraming nagtatanong sa amin at sinasabe sino nga ba c eddie
gil?


EDDIE GIL:Ako si eddie gil!


Probe: Oo nga po, para sa inyo sino ho ba talaga si eddie gil?


EDDIE GIL: Si Eddie Gil ay ako. Eh d ako sya





EDDIE GIL: Iyang family planning na yan tatanggalen ko kase kelangan
naten
ng increase ng population! Kaya ieencourage ko ang panganganak..
everyday
araw at gabi! Para maging matatag! Tingnan niyo ung china ang tatag
nila
ngaun!





PROBE: Kamutsa po ang organization niyo na isang Bansa Isang Diwa


CAMPAIGN MANAGER: Kame ang number 2 organization in the whole world!


PROBE: In the world?


CAMPAIGN MANAGER: YES. In the whole world!


PROBE: Sino po iyong number 1 sa whole world?


CAMPAIGN MANAGER: hmmm..[ after a while].. I can't remember.


PROBE: Is it the magazine?


CAMPAIGN MANAGER: YES


PROBE: Could you give us a copy?


CAMPAIGN MANAGER: YES, we can give you a copy.. I've forgotten the
magazine
but we will give you a copy. I've only seen it in the flyer at dinaan
lang
sa opisina. I've seen it and marami sa aking mga kakilala ang nagsabing
nabasa na nila iyon kaya I know it's true!





EDDIE GIL: Ayaw ko na iopen ang pilipinas sa ibang negosyo. Dapat we
must
protect our products. Pwede lang tayo mag export.


PROBE: Sir pano naman po ang open skies?


EDDIE GIL: Open skies? Ano ang open skies?


PROBE: iyon po ang papayagan niyo po ung mga airlines na magkaroon ng
routes over the philippine skies?


EDDIE GIL: Ah pwede iyon. Basta hinde pwede ang foreign products pero


foreign investors pwede.


PROBE: Pero sabi niyo po bawal ang foreign products?


EDDIE GIL: OO nga bawal ang foreing products.


PROBE: Product po iyong airline?


EDDIE GIL: Ah ibang usapan na yan.. airline na yan e!





PROBE: Ano ang position niyo sa case ni erap?


EDDIE GIL: Hindi ako politico e. wala akong position sa government





PROBE: Ano naman po ang papel ng asawa niyo?


EDDIE GIL: eh d asawa. Asawa ko sya!


PROBE: Pano naman po pag nanalo kayo ano naman po ang papel na gagawen
niya?


EDDIE GIL: eh di kung ano iyong tawag mo sa asawa ng presidente. Eh d
Asawa
pa den. Ayun. ASAWA ko sya.





OO NGA NAMAN! < How obvious!





PROBE: Mrs. Gil do you support your Husband?


MRS. GIL: Why Of course! He does the household chores and sometimes is
the
one who goes to the market, I have nothing else to do that's why I
support
him.





HAHAHA PAREHAS SILA...





Said by elizabeth the right hand of Eddie Gil and all around Helper..
make
up artist, spokesperson, comapanion..





ELIZABETH: We have many companies all over the philippines and all over
the
world if I tell u it will take 24 hours..





[SHET ISA PA ETO]





PROBE: What is the business of eddie gil?


ELIZABETH: Nagpapautang sya sa mga countries na may kailangan. For
example
Korea, nung kelangan nila ng funding nagpautang kame sa kanila.....


PROBE: Saan kinukuha ni Eddie Gil iyong pondo niya? [capital]


ELIZABETH: As I said, DUN NGA SA PAGPAPAUTANG

I'd be crying with pity right now... but i was too busy laughing my head off. XD

Yowzer!


B)

much dumber and idiotic than erap

GOD SAVE US !!!!!

It's embarassing to have a canditate like that .

pero , diba kung nanalo daw siya each of us gets a million ..... whahahahaha ..... god save us na talaga !

sorry candidate.... my bad.

Wehehe, parang si Tweety Bird: "I tot i taw a canditate!"

Me bad. :lol:

Yowzer!


B)

lol ^^

tapos sabi daw niya na meron siyang helicopter pero ayaw niya pakita dahil wala siya picture nun :lol:

the man's an insufferable lunatic. take it from me. nakita ko na yan ng malapitan. may topak talaga ang mokong.

and that ugly toupee of his... --;

of all the...... XD

ANO DAW???!!! XD

kala ko.....gag show itong binabasa kong interbyu nya! --;

may future pa sha sa tv show....BEING EDDIE GIL. :angry:

baka magkafans pa sha dun.... --;

kala ko ba nadisqualify na tong XD na toh..... :(

i agree....yang wig na yan......ansarap silaban! SA ULO NYA!!!! B)

AY grabe talaga..... I wish I was tweety bird , then I could say "I tot I saW a Candidate!" as in stress on the SAW !!!!! sana past tense, therefore never a candidate in the first place .... grabe ....

OMG !!!!! I didn't hear about the hear about the copter !!!!!! Sheters niya. Feeling FPJ with the toupe (guess FPJ found someone less qualified than he is ... I don't think that's a good thing ;_; ).

Sadly hindi siya gagshow ..... --;