What If the Lord of The Rings" were a Pinoy Movie?

• There would be a Lord of The Rings... The Reunion (Happily Ever After).
• The actor playing Aragorn would run for presidency and win in a major
  landslide.
• The Hobbits would be played by the likes of Dagul, Mahal, Mura, and
  certain people from Malacanang and the Senate.
• A scene would go like:
  Sam: Itahpon moh nah ang singsing!!!!!
  Frodo: Hindeh!!! Akhin itoh!!!
  Sam: Ngunit...Datapwat...Subalit...Bagkus....
• The trailers would run for 30 minutes and reveal the whole plot of the
  movies (sinabi na lahat).
• There would be a close-up shot of Aragorn and Eowyn, and in the
  background; a song by the Air Supply. ("I can see the pain living in your
  eyes...")
• Everyone would cry in buckets including Sauron (for FAMAS moments).
• Arwen: Itay, i-reforge mo ang Narsil (hikbi).
  Elrond: Hindi pwede... Mas magastos, bili na lang tayo ng bago.
• In order to promote the movie, the actors would be seen singing and
  shaking their booties in noontime variety shows which makes you wonder
  about the meaning of "talent" in this country.
  Host: Why don't you invite everyone to watch your movie, pala?
  Actor 1: Oo nga pala, I'd like to invite everyone to watch my movie,
  The Lord of The Rings. I play an orc here...
  Actor 2: I play an Uruk-hai naman and please don't forget we have a
  promotional tour sa ESEM Bacolor, ESEM Pampanga, ESEM Basilan, ESEM
  Timbuktu...
• The theme song would be "It Might Be You" (in tagalog version) or "I'll
  Be" (also in tagalog version).

i like your tag line.coolies....

hay nako..wag naman sana..Is there any hope in the Philippine movie industry?? Para naman umayos ang pulitika naten since mostly mga artista na ang nandon.... :angry: