From a strictly mathematical viewpoint

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say
they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in
life? Here's a little mathematical formula that
might help you answer these questions:

If:

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y
Z is represented as:

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

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Then:

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H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

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8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%* *

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*and*

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*K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E*

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*11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%*


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*But,*

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*A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E *

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*1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%*

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*And,*

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*B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T*

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*2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%*

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*AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.*

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*A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G*

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*1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%*

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*So, one can then conclude with mathematical
certainty that while Hardwork and Knowledge will
get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Asskissing will put you over the
top.*

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Good one seph. ^_^