Ah love is in the air as the month of emotional mayhem comes abound this coming Valentines day. But ever had an experience that you gave, or received, really cheezy love lines from your crushes or love ones whether it be serious or for the fun of it?

Here are my favorite lines of that i remember...

Told to a crush: "You are like no other. Heck, if there were others like you, you'd sue them for plagarism!"

Told by someone: "Kapal talaga ng mukha mo! Buti nalang type kita!" :lol:

So, what's your story?

Yowzer!

B)

my friend and his long time crush/kabarkada were in greenhills to buy some stuff for christmas. the guy is in-love with the other (so is the girl) but couldn't find an opportunity to propose. they stopped in one store to ask for the price of a stuff toy:

girl: <asks the tindera> miss, magkano ito?
tindera: 600 po
girl: ay mahal..
guy: <looks on the girl's eyes> bakit naman mahal?

hmm.. it may sound corny, pero effective sa friend ko. hehe... siobrang knilig daw sya. lol. ^^
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hmm.. valentines day. ^^ i love this day... loverboys are evrywhere, then may flowers pa... sarap tingnan...

then sigaw ka... "yiheee, loverboy....."

<evil grin> XD

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Haha. battlechaser, kakatawa naman yang kwento mo.

I remember back when my current bf is still an intern in our office (nagma-masteral kasi sya sa business). I was playing Incubus' "I Miss You" and then he asked about its title. I said 'I miss you' and gave me back a smile saying 'I miss you too'. I had no idea that he likes me at the time already. I still remember the look on his face. Corny kasi pag kwento lang eh, nakakatawa (in a good way) yung mukha nya nun e.

i wrote a haiku for the guy, texted him the poem and he didn't even bat an eyelash.

that's what you get when the rest of the male population is TORPE.

um... well... this happened in clinics...

Guy: Pag dumating patient mo, bigay mo na lang sa akin.
Girl: No, marry me first. :P

Yeeeaaahhh... the stupid things you say when your crush is super-manhid. --; thank god i'm over it.

back in high school, when my former-bf and i were in the "nagpaparamdam" stage, i'd ask him who his crush was. he'd reply: "Secret." later, during scout assembly, i'd hear hoots from his barkada and the word "Secret" before they'd wave hello to me. as it turned out, "Secret" was the codename for me. :P

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hm... what is valentines? it's not in the martian vocabulary... :P

hmmm... how about...

"i love you. lets go to bed"..

simple yet direct. one of mendoza's finest! j/k


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i hate to say this but... "i love you" can be one of the cheesiest lines ever said. it can be the sweetest, the sappiest, the mushiest and at the same time the CORNIEST. :P

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Paul, totoo bang sinagot ka ni Sheila dahil sinabi mo itong love line?

Sheila, you are like my pustiso, i can't smile without you.

Gosh, how sweet naman! :wub: Bagay sa taga-Dental!

Yowzer!

B)

yep, sinagot nya ako....


"i would gladly prepare pasta for you anytime."^^


<evil grin>


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hmmm... how about this????


"er is it just my underwear, or sumisikip talaga sya???"""

O___o""" hmm rob, suggestion ko yan for valentine. gamitin mo ha? hehehe...




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Baka biglang hiritin ako ng date ko ng: "Bakit, na-aarouse yung tiyan mo pag kasama mo ako?"

Pangit.

Pero may naalala rin akong cheezy line ng isang friend ko rin.
Disclaimer: names mentioned not real names. :P

Paul: (talks to officemate) Kay! Anong title ng song ni Martin Nievera?
Kay: Yung ano?
Paul: Basta yung sikat na kanta niya! (hums song)
Kay: Ah! Say that you love me!
Paul: Ano uli?
Kay: Say that you love me!
Paul: I LOVE YOU!

At the end of the day, he gave her flowers, and been steady since. :P

Yowzer!

B)

erm, of all the names...

"why paul?"

O_o""

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anyways how about this...

hmm... while discussing about dreams sa future...

"i know na mataas ka kung lumipad, pero if ever na babagsak ka, ill prepare a kutson para saluhin ka."^^


^_^

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Corniest...

Guy: May Boyfriend ka na ba?
Gal: Wala pa...
Guy: Pwede mag-apply?

Wag isnabin, this happened to my college buddies, & they've been steady for 6 years since (until now). ^^

primal.basic.totoo.

pero yuck!!!! ;_; perv!!!!

Bumped into a friend online and asked her what she thinks was the cheeziest line any of her past and current suitors have told her. "There was one", she said.

You're so fuckable!

:o

Ooooookay.

Yowzer!

B)