I would like to officially welcome the soon to be arriving Ambassador from Taijitu! :cananim:

Please note that the beer fridge has been stocked, the Stanley Cup playoffs are on T.V and there are some freshly baked timbits laid out on the kitchen counter for you.

You may not find the weather in our region quite as favourable as yours so I have taken the liberty of stocking your closet with a few items.


And of course some long john's to get you through the first couple of nights until your body gets numb to the cold and you forget what that tropical heat is all about. :P

Sincerely,
Diemetricus

Welcome to Canada, Ambassador from Taijitu :)

*wanders in and peeks around incase Diemetricus stashed some chocolate doughnuts somewhere* :unsure:

*heads directly to the fridge and grabs a beer*

Wha... ?? I'm doing quality assurance testing! :D

:garpa: Shoo! Those are for the Taijituans. :angry:

Of course, since I have a nation over there, I think it would be completely acceptable if I helped myself to a beer or three. :D

<_<

Don't make me whup your ass and create an international incident!!

:angry:


*ahem*

*straightens self up and puts on winning smile*

:D TING!

*pulls out two Glocks 22 then goes through the metal-detector* phew! *grabs a beer and does some quality-testing for himself, then grins at Ess* good stuff, mate. This is a nice place we got here guys, thank you. Glad to have you over in Taijitu, Blackshear. :fonz:
Could someone get me a Canadian hockey-shirt, I've been longing for one. :drool: I can pay only in Tai at the time, or in Francos if the Pacific Bank has a branch over here.
:cananim:

I managed to scoop you a Bobby Orr jersey. Hope that's okay. ;)


(Feel free to transfer some Tai into my account on your board.) :D

I have one of Bobby Orr's sticks in my basement... He gave it to my uncle after a game.

:o B., that's awesome! Thank you thank you thank you! Yay! B) I need to get Tweedy to shrink it so that it fits me :P Payment under-way :D

No problem. :fonz:

Just dropping by to cool-down, as the early-summer heat in Taijitu is already making me sweat. What, you still got snow? Cool *puts on Bobby Orr jersay and grabs a hockey-stick*

*wings a snowball at PoD*



:P

:lol: yay...POC!... :huh: *fakes crushing down in pain while throwing a Mango at Ess* uh, sorry! Taijituan habbits :lol:

*snags mango mid air*

CHOMP!

Yummy! Thanks! :D

:lol: Want some more? *tropical-fruit-fight-shield activated*

Better get some long johns on!!

:lol:

Choose your weapon, Sir. :lol:
*seems to start a duel a wee to often. Releases a white-dove and smiles at Ess*

Ok, truce! :D

"Sir"?

*wonders if Pod knows I am female and a member of GARPA* :garpa:

Here - have a long john! :lol:

ok, that LJ is a bit phallic... :P
Well...M'aam, no, I obviously was not aware...I appologize. I've missed the GARPA. Can I still call you mate? :huh: :lol:
Peace offer v

That's because Ess is tougher than the rest of us and can chug more beer! :D

I hadn't noticed, but now that you mention it - those strawberries and cream...? :lol:

*flexes muscles and crushes beer can against forehead*

:lol:

:yes: now it's complete... :lol:

:fonz:

diplomats are allowed to double-post, right? :P

I am dropping in to tell you that a new Ambassador shall be appointed to represent Taijitu in Canada. He will be introducing himself and presenting his letter of accreditation next week, along with the latest up-date.

My warmest greetings to Canada.
Mike. :cananim:

*walks in with his suitcase*

Hmm, letter and update, eh? :huh:

*glances left and right inconspicuously before torching an empty folder*

Oh dear, my bad. Can't present them yet, I'm afraid. :rolleyes:

Like Gunner said, those are due next week, but I have a tendency to be impatient so I'm here a bit early. :D

Dang! Too late!!

*Looks into empty beer fridge and pushes aside crushed cans.*

Anyhoo, enjoy your stay here PoD!

*Looks around desperately for more beer...*

*opens up his suitcase to reveal a lot of vodka*

"When in foreign lands, bring your own drinks. Old Russian proverb."

Well I was hoping not to delve in my emergency rations, but...

*Pages limo driver. Keg of beer is quickly wheeled in. Pours ice cold frosty of Rickards and chugs.*

Much better. Those Russians have some good proverbs.

Heh, glad to see you eager to freeze your arse off, Sol! Uhm, that's right, you're a Northman yourself.

Pss...the letter of accreditation was an euphemism for me dropping in, pointing at you and mumbling "that's our guy" before diving under the table because of the amounts of booze I need to warm up when in here. Thank Pha for the LongJohns.

Thank You, Higsantium. I shall be constantly dropping in. *Gives last indications to Solnath and rushes out to bring Ess a bouquet of taijituan dendrobiums before jumping on the plain*

Awwwww!! Thanks muchly!! :wub: :wub:

*made Ess' day!!* ^_^

"My country's colder than your country." <- that's probably what Gunner meant.

Right! Now to work!

*stands around idly, whistling the Monkey Island theme song*

Водочка хорошая для деятеля!

*raises glass to Sol*

пребывание здоровое!


*hopes she got that right!* :unsure: