Title: Vending Machine
Description: "borrowed" from the SP
j delight - March 18, 2007 08:18 AM (GMT)
Put something in the vending machine and the next poster tells you what you get. Simple as that.
Example:
Put in a zebra with diaper rash...
Response:
... get a newspaper!
JD puts in a hamster wheel...
Kangarawa - March 18, 2007 12:00 PM (GMT)
... and gets a perpetual motion machine.
I put in 3 empty water bottles and a hockey stick ...
kana da - March 18, 2007 03:40 PM (GMT)
. . .and get a whole hockey team, but shirtless, since you forgot to put in jerseys.
I put in my boyfriend. . .
Parrrrtay - March 18, 2007 05:18 PM (GMT)
And get a lifetime subscription to MASH magazine
I put in a trout
j delight - March 18, 2007 05:42 PM (GMT)
.. and get a red herring.
Put in a lollipop and a rainbow,...
Almonaster - March 18, 2007 06:00 PM (GMT)
And gain a set of skittles.
Deposit a trombone, a watermelon and three small dogs.
j delight - March 18, 2007 06:01 PM (GMT)
... and get a Mardi Gras party!
Put in a large flower and a safety pin...
Jack_Tarr - March 18, 2007 06:39 PM (GMT)
And get a beautiful corsage to wear to the dance.
I put in a cup of grog and a parrot.
Almonaster - March 18, 2007 06:40 PM (GMT)
Get a mother-in-law.
Put in a CD and a bottle of Tequila.
Jack_Tarr - March 18, 2007 06:41 PM (GMT)
Get a one way ticket to Key West
Put in a copy of Cosmo and some fabric softener.
kana da - March 18, 2007 07:18 PM (GMT)
. . .and you get me!
(I told my BF that my only two talents were "looking pretty and doing laundry.")
Put in my dirty dishes. . .
Almonaster - March 18, 2007 07:31 PM (GMT)
And gain a load of broken crockery.
Put in a magnet and a sewing kit.
kana da - March 18, 2007 07:38 PM (GMT)
. . .and get something cute that you can put on your fridge.
Put in a quarter. . .
j delight - March 18, 2007 07:44 PM (GMT)
... and get your two-cents worth
Put in a barracuda...
Old Ogastein - March 18, 2007 07:47 PM (GMT)
...and get a pet hamster
put in a moose...
kana da - March 18, 2007 07:47 PM (GMT)
. . .and get a couple of antlers and some mystery meat
Put in my best friend's BF's cracked windshield. . .
Old Ogastein - March 18, 2007 07:48 PM (GMT)
...and get a nickle
put in a hair brush...
kana da - March 18, 2007 07:49 PM (GMT)
. . .and get perfect hair!
Put in a pair of ugly shoes. . .
Old Ogastein - March 18, 2007 07:58 PM (GMT)
...get awesome shows!
...put in one penguin
kana da - March 18, 2007 08:00 PM (GMT)
. . .get a hot guy in a tux
Put in some flour. . .
Old Ogastein - March 18, 2007 08:01 PM (GMT)
... Get a cake from BCC's Bakery
Put in a white tux
kana da - March 18, 2007 08:03 PM (GMT)
. . .get a makeover.
Put in Spencer from The Hills. . .
kana da - March 20, 2007 02:49 AM (GMT)
. . .and get a decent boyfriend for Heidi.
Put in an old pink pen that leaks. . .
j delight - March 20, 2007 07:17 AM (GMT)
And get a pot of leek stew
Gently place in a paper clip collection numbering in the hundreds...
Redundancies - March 20, 2007 12:33 PM (GMT)
And get a bunch of tiny paperclip statues that you can sell at a craft fair.
Put in a zucchini, three elves, and a big black hat...
Almonaster - March 20, 2007 01:13 PM (GMT)
...and get Gaia in a (very) free state.
Provide a basket of mushrooms, a diesel loco and a politician...
j delight - March 20, 2007 03:18 PM (GMT)
And get the Whistle Stop Mystery Tour!
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour
Put in a coffee mug, a wombat and three photos of PeeWee Herman...
Jack_Tarr - March 20, 2007 03:35 PM (GMT)
and get a strange cell mate in the county jail.
Put in a silver dollar, a CD of hip hop music and a 45 caliber bullet.
j delight - March 20, 2007 03:51 PM (GMT)
... get back 50-cent
put in a coupon for a free movie...
kana da - March 20, 2007 11:07 PM (GMT)
. . .get a snuggle session with the person of your choice (except my BF, he's all mine!)
Put in a turtle on sleeping pills. . .
Beaver-Country-Canada - March 20, 2007 11:43 PM (GMT)
... and get an empty shell and a shell-less turtle!
Put in some kleenex and some flowers...
Old Ogastein - March 20, 2007 11:44 PM (GMT)
... and get a rusty nail, 2 roses and a old walkman
put in a beagle...
j delight - March 21, 2007 07:23 PM (GMT)
... get a bagel and schmear.
Put in a cellphone and two buckets of water...
Jack_Tarr - March 21, 2007 10:18 PM (GMT)
Get a ship to shore radio.
Put in piece of rope and a jar of peanut butter.
kana da - March 21, 2007 11:07 PM (GMT)
. . .get a sticky situation
Put in my report card coming out in a couple of weeks. . .
Almonaster - March 22, 2007 12:02 AM (GMT)
Gain a flipchart and an excuse generator.
Put in some sheet music and a screwdriver...
j delight - March 22, 2007 12:20 AM (GMT)
Screwy-abin piano sonata!
Put in an elf, a stick pretzel, a stapler and some marinara sauce....
Almonaster - March 22, 2007 01:15 AM (GMT)
...gain an elvish impersonator.
Put in a greek wedding and a white elephant...
j delight - March 22, 2007 01:29 AM (GMT)
... and get My Big Fat Greek Wedding dress
put in a key and a mellophone
kana da - March 22, 2007 02:05 AM (GMT)
. . .and get a bad-sounding marching band.
Put in two cups of coffee and a doughnut. . .
