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Report from Canada


March 19, 2007
Prepared by Diemetricus

Forum (273,634 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 273 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (105 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report

Nuclear Responsibility- AGAINST
Continuity Of Government- AGAINST
Emigration Rights- FOR
Repeal Free Education- FOR
Repeal Hydrogen Powered Vehicles-FOR

What's New

Parrrrtay (Minister of Defense) successfully passed her vote of confidence. She immediately jumped in to assist the rest of cabinet by tackling the many issues that currently confront our region. Her willingness to contribute is appreciated by all members of Canada.

In other news, Ess was selected as Deputy Minister of Defense, and Hamsters as Deputy Minister of Regional Affairs. Congratulations and special thanks to both of you.

Cabinet also lost some members when 420_Celebrants and Canada6 (both MoRA) tendered their resignations for personal reasons. The region of Canada wishes them well in their future endeavours.

Canada displayed it's military might by unleashing an utterly offensive offensive in it's recent conflict with England. Our amazing shock and awe inspiring attack included all our finer weapons of mass destruction such as trout, pillows (especially lumpy ones) and of course GARPA members who arrived in full force to defend Canada! Thanks to Blackshear who braved the chaos and returned this actual video footage of the event.


Regional members were also busy debating the finer points of the Delegacy Contention Law v1.0 in the House of Commons this month. While some valid concerns were raised, the general consensus seemed to be positive towards this idea. The endorsement cap proposal was accepted and instituted as a constitutional amendment.

The newest members to be welcomed into Canada are Giltia Zero, Nazi Acadia, Dalimbar and the Dictatorship of s to the d. As well, returning after long absences were Lorelai County, The Nintendo Emerates, and Almonaster. Greetings were also given to two new visiting dignitaries, Ithania and EastWales. In the immortal words of Jack Tarr " Please leave your sanity at the door."

Members blowing out their Birthday candles since the last report include Parrrrtay, Old Ogastein and kana da.


I heard it while standing around the Water Cooler

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good job on the report, D! :cananim:

Good job.


Spotted one typo : "costitutional"

Thanks :) , fixed.

:fonz:

It's consensus.

Nitpicks aside, I think it's an excellent report. :D

Looks great. I wonder if people reading the part about our pillow fight with England will actually think we've fought a real war against them.

Hmmm... With pillows and trout?

:shrug:


:P

Actual footage of the war: :pillow:

:rofl:

We should include that. That's great.

Other forums probably don't have the same emoticons, so we'd have to include a direct IMG link.

:rofl: I added this when I stopped laughing so hard. Hope you don't mind BS. Also fixed the error you caught, thanks.

I'll give it the O.K to send tomorrow morning if there are no other errors or concerns raised.

I don't mind at all. :D

We are a little late with this one so let's not put it off any longer, ready to go.

I do hope you don’t mind me posting here but we used that to our advantage. We were intentionally vague so people would feel compelled to read our forum for details. :D

Other than that, woo. I’m in your update. I can’t wait for the populace of England to read this, we should get some rather… interesting comments. :D

Posted, posted and posted!

I posted the report in TPC and The North Pacific. I hope I wasn't stepping on toes with regards to TNP but they didn't receive the last report and king_girl has been away for more than a week. I apologize if I was too presumptive.

Thanks BS. I don't think KG will mind, especially since they missed the last one.

BS you rock. Thank you so much!