Switzerland's unchecked aggression against Liechtenstein must stop! In a blatant circumvention of international law, Swiss forced swarmed into the lands of this small, defenseless Alpine nation. We have a responsibility as peace-loving Canadians to bring freedom and democracy back to the besieged Principality of Liechtenstein.

It was a monarchy? Well, I still stand by my statements.

Based on this BBC quote-unquote 'article', we can see that the Swiss have already established a Vichy France-style collaborative government, and their long time friends in the British propaganda-machine are downplaying the event as some kind of "joke".

War is no joke, ladies and gentlemen. I've said it before, and I will continue saying it: I'm sick of the Swiss.

"It was all so dark."

:rolleyes:

Damn the Swiss! Damn them all to heck!

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:blink: BBC has wrong information. Since I'm living in Switzerland, I know what really happend.

This was not an accident. It's only preparation. Liechtenstein is the most important strategic position in central europe. If you control Liechtenstein you'll be able to control central europe and throw laserguided milkcowrockets on anybody on this world and also on Martians.
Don't you know, that we Swiss claim at least europe? We also would have the right to claim the whole world, if we consider the historically proven fact that we are Gods chosen people. Beside God has told us that we are her chossen people, you all should obey us if you don't want to be struck down by lightnings.
Oh yes and we have hidden secret super soldiers in our mountain woods. You know them from some wushi photos and as so-called "Yeti". In truth this are Swiss, who have not taken a shower since 1964. They will stroke you down with their smelly smell of swiss cheese fondue. And if this is not enough we'll drown you in a typhoon of molten swiss chocolate. Yeahhh, what a sweet doom.
So Daemon! Yes you! Exactly! I point with the finger on you Daemon. Don't ever get the idea to lead your poor canadian forces against us. Will beat you in a merciless pillow fight. :pillow:

MUAHAHAHAHA!!! FEAR US! WE ARE SHEEPS IN WOLF'S CLOTHING. .....mmääähhhh!!! :devang:

I, too, point the finger on you, Daemon!

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