LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT'S REWARDING AND FUN & WITH NO SALARY WHATSOEVER?



An exciting opportunity exists to be part of the dynamic DoI team in our recruitment area. If you are looking for diversity and flexibility, where you're more than just a number, why not come and join us. You will be responsible for recruiting nations from The Pacific and will also be required to be a self-starter with superior communication skills, a mature outlook and a good sense of humour. Previous experience is not necessary as full training will be provided. If you are a truly motivated and competitive individual who thrives on achieving success, please post your resume here or contact 420-Celebrants or Hamsters via pm.

*Posts his application*


Maybe if I have two jobs here I'll get paid double double overtime!

Update: We have received hundreds of applications from qualified candidates but after days, nay weeks of deliberation the selection panel has decided to award Omnivorous the coveted position. Congratulations Omni! :D

I've never seen "first come, first served" described so well before.

...and the selection committee would like to thank Omni for the generous "donations" received. Congratulations, Omni, on your assignment. I'm sure many other Canadians will agree when I say that Omni should throw us a party will do a great job.

You just threw me a party, I'm all partied out. I mean jobbed, no mention of party there. :unsure:
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