If you have questions, comments, or corrections, please post them in this thread. Let's wait for 12 hours before posting this in any embassies.
jg

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Report from Canada
3 February 2006
Prepared by Ess, Daemon, Redundancies, and Judith Gap

Forum (180,392 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 289
Delegate: Carbanousa (78 endorsements)

Diplomatic Events

• The parties continue for the opening galas from last week. Yikes, we may be lushes!
• Although flattered, Canada voted against exchanging embassies with Ireland.
• Special welcomes to Catlandatopia of Spinward, North Pacific Ambassador of North Pacific, General BenjaminA of Allied States of EuroIslanders, and Westmorlandia of Great Britain and Ireland.

Regional Affairs:

• The Village
  
  - Jack Tarr is hosting a toga party in The Spot to celebrate one year on our forums! He's having fun pushing all the skimpily clad women into the pool. (Can you see a pattern forming here?! *grins* )
  - Fighting has calmed down between The He Man Woman Haters Club and GARPA, but I'm thinking reading this will get things going again! *evil laugh*
  
  
• War and Politics
  
  They're still out there, Some rats who left the sinking ship
  - Boreal Tundrian soldiers find disturbing evidence that the old C-Ton Foundation transformed into an even more radical organization, the "Blade of the Prophet", after the conquest of C-Ton. Boreal Tundra is working hard to decrypt the documents that they found.
  - 28 civilians die when a bomb detonates on a crowded Gemetrian bus in the suburbs of Tiar. Tiar is the Gemetrian name for a former C-Ton port city, and the capital of the Gemetrian province of Ur-Hyron. Gemetrian police are still investigating.
  - Multiple blasts rock the nation of Durass. Notably, a SkyTram erupts in fire. C-Ton terrorists are suspected.
  
  The Shroud
  - War! Legate Grimson dissolves the 2nd Republic and arrests both Consuls. Gemetria is witness to the crowning of Grimson as Tyrant.
  - The Grimsonite and Consular legions battle across the country. The colonies of Gemetrian Iran, Gemetrian Micronesia, the Gemetrian Congo, and the Martian Colonies declare themselves for Grimson. Civil war is still bitterly fought in Northern Mainland Gemetria, however Grimson has Dis and Caenia. Western C-Ton has turned into a Consular bastion as Legate Fox digs in for a long war.
  
  Religious Fanatics Strike Labious
  - Labious, a CB provincial capital, witnesses the terrible bombing. Four thousand are dead, and many more are injured. A Christian fundamentalist group claims responsibility.
  - The CB government, incensed by this attack, cracks down on public worship and civil rights.
  
  
• Sports
  Maple-Taco Soccer Cup I
  - NoFunNinjas made the playoffs as the #8 seed and lost in the quarterfinals.
  - The Algal States Epiphytes garnered the #5 seed and also lost in the quarterfinals.
  - The Canada6 Maple Jays qualified in the #7 slot and lost in the semifinals.
  - Omnivorous picked up the #4 seed and won all three of its playoff games. They are your Maple-Taco Cup Champions!
  
  Fantasy Basketball
  - The Nooterland Nets, Canada6 and the Esselldee Energy all picked up records of 7-2 this past week, causing them to hold their positions at first, second and third respectively.
  
  Fantasy Hockey
  - Canada6 continues to lead the Birthplace of Hockey fantasy league by a wide margin. Their lead over the #2-ranked Durass Dreadnaughts has increased to over 2500 points.
  
  
• Special welcome to new members: Juxsta, vancouver2010, Saskba, Habville, and David Kuhn.

Governmental Affairs

• Because of RL conflicts, NoFunNinjas resigned as Minister of Doughnuts and Beer. His deputy, Omnivorous will be likely to be named Minister of Doughnuts and Beer pending a vote of confidence by the region.
• Canada voted:
  FOR - a Repeal of the UN Resolution: "Stop dumping - Start Cleaning".
  FOR - a Repeal of the UN Resolution: "The Rights of Labor Unions".

OOC Happenings:

• Watercooler Happenings
  
  - Daemon wonders Which three historical figures would you date?
  - Check out some popular threads: What are you thinking? ; Hijack this thread! ; When i see the above persons avatar i think...,
  - Find out how people's day was: How was your day?!
  
  
• The Arcade
  - Judith Gap is whupping butt in our latest game: Death Jr., Another mindless exploding hamster game
  The man's obsessed, I tell ya!

Random Quotes

I'm gonna be away this weekend, so I'll have to post this on Monday, ok?

Great!

in the Weekly RP Report.

Can someone edit this in it's proper context so we can edit the report. Sorry, but I don't spend much time in the General RP area. :hide:

Like this?

You'd know best! :yes:

Well apparently Durass knew slightly better!

This is true! :yes:


*edit made*

"Yikes, we may be lushes!"


Tis all I can offer. A comma and an exclamation mark. Woo hoo!

'K!

Anything else?