Title: Religious Fanitics Strike Labious
Description: CBian Crisis
Where Are The CBs - February 1, 2006 06:00 AM (GMT)
The historical Western CBian City of Labious experinced a tradegic bombing, at the Vego Heldic Airport (named after Vego Heldic, the man who was responcible for the CBian Constution. At that time he wrote it in Labious). The bombings claimed the lives of 4000 women, childern, and men, whom were waiting for their respective flights. It also injured critically injured 1200, slightly injuring 8000, and leaving 10,500 people unaccounted for. VH Airport, is the biggest Airport in Where Are The CBs, with Labious, serving as the Abassitor City of Where Are The CBs.
In the Wake of this distruction, a never heard of Christian Finatical Group calling themselves, the Purifiers of Nature, have claimed responcibility for this horrifying attack, with promise that more extreme actions are "nessessary, for the survival of the CBian way." this taken from the audio tape mailed to us at the CBian News, headquaters, the man saying this, never lets his where abouts are or who he is and working for, he goes on to say that, "The airplane is a direct definace of God, and his purpose for putting us on this earth, and we of the Purifiers of Nature, will not allow you defiliers of the human tree, give the Lord cause to abolish our Great Nation, and our families. The cost of life was nessessary for the greater good!"
Internal Affairs Minister, Karl Marx stated, "Religion, blinds the people, it becomes the opium of the masses." and with that Military Minister General Regentmond, and General Rommol, moved the large CBian Military, out to block all religions, monutents and gatherings. All Temples, Mosques, Churchs, and Holy Grounds, have been taped off, and some in Labious, where burnt down by the outraged people, "From now on those practising religion, will fill out for a passport, and will be forced to show I.D. before entering into Holy Grounds, Mosques, Temples, and Churchs, this is show we can be sure of everyone who may possibly try to do harm to the masses."
"These actions have had people in out rage in Eastern CBian Province Greg, where Religion is all they have left after a devastating Plauge sweeped the region claiming the livs of over 24 million of their friends and family, "It was my beleifs that gave me purpose to live, need God in my life.... the Lord did not kill those people, it was a handful of misguided souls who screwed the Lords message!". It is faluble to note that the Church of Chirst and Nation of Islam, were the leading contrubtors, to the aid of the Gergian CBian people.
Where Are The CBs - February 1, 2006 06:09 AM (GMT)
"Today, is a sad day", Prime Minister Higgins said in the crowded square in Ok'Lia, "And although the actions taken by our Military may seem harsh, they also seem to be the only ones vaiable. The enemy is invisable, and unknown, passports for religion orinented people seems to be the quickiest way, to find names."
"But how will you know which names are those of terrorists?" Kim Hereler a reporter from the CBian Times asked.
"We are going to have spies in every Church Temple and Mosque, those whom we deem suspious will be arrested."
"What is suspious?"
"Well, it will be deemed from case to case."
"What no Definition?"
"Yes there is, what is not considered exceptable."
"What is exceptable?"
"Listen, sacerfices must be made!"
"But Bengimine Franklin once said, "Those who are willing to sacerfice freedom for safty, will receive neither for they deserve niether.""
"No further comments." Higgins said as he walk off the potuim, to a booing crowd.
Where Are The CBs - February 2, 2006 05:42 PM (GMT)
Another strike against, the People of CB's by the terrorist group Purifiers of Nature, they attacked, the tourist attrachion and archtechrual marvel, of the Lendiezeni in Ok'Lia. The Lendiezeni, was a cork screw of a building that shot up, in three different directions, in spirls, eventually coming and joining one another at the top 1 km above ground, or at least it did. In the audio type sent to us by the PoN, they said this about their selection, "This was a faluse idol, it took away from the maveling of God and all his glory!"
In responce the Military, Burned two Churchs of Ok'Lai, and captured two Priest and three, ministers, and then four more devote Catholics. Some say these men are innocent, and that the government is merely trying to cover it's butt, but it seems, that the government, has found something as there is massive troop movements into the province of Greg.
Where Are The CBs - February 2, 2006 08:43 PM (GMT)
"Jonathon, get back here right NOW!", yelled Hargan, Jon's father.
"But, Dad the soilders are here." Jon said, returning to his make shift home in the rubble, of a village that was. Higland was a home Hargan could never part with, a home that was distoried by the CBian military because of it's investation of the Plauge, only months before now.
"They are not our friends, Jon, they have proven that to already. Remember what happened to your mother, and sisters, don't you." Jon of coarse knew what happened, they had the plauge, and were taken away by scienctist, before the cleasing started.
Just then, there was an explosion, Hargan through his son, into a the tarp covered home, loncated in the ally of the ruins, "Stay there!", he said in a hushed but harsh voice.
He walked out of the ally to hear gfun play, in the main streets, the army was under attack by , what appeared to be poor citizens, the explosion was the distruction of a tank. Who are these people Hargan asked himself, and where did they get such resources.
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In the name of Liberation, the PoN, has Declaired the Province of Greg, is now, The Holy Oligarcy of Canada! They pronuced independace from Where Are The CB's and are now the Self Proclaimed Christian Holy Land of Canada.
With this annoucement comes the unmasking of their leader, the former Minister of Religious Affairs, Jim Flar, is now the Theologian , with is the title given to the leader of this newly found "nation".
Also accompaning this cry of independance, is the attacks on CBain Military, stationed in Gregorian States, Prime Minister Higgins denocued the founding of this "Holy Land", and had this to say, "This terrorist group has lead misguided people to do unspeakable horrors, I will not rest, until PoN is abolished!", runing to the aid of the CBian army, is the now allinated, Islamic populious of the former province of Greg, although there have been in conflicts, in the past between the CBian Islamnic leader Al' Saladin, and the treatment of the CBian people during the Plauge, he said that, "We are a multi-cultural people and the PoN wishes, not only to bring death to our breathern of the Bobion province, but also end the opened mind of the CBian people, by dictacting to all the beleifs of only one group in this Province. These Christain Militants can not succeed!"
Kim Hereler CBain Times
Where Are The CBs - February 3, 2006 03:04 PM (GMT)
Charles Higgins, house was a late 18th century two story Victorian, the nation monument where all Prime Minister of CBs lay their heads to rest, it was cummonly regard by its address, 114 Paulistonian Blv. It had an entarance that faced east, it was 8000 squared feet. in the first floor the entarnced, stood in the middle, with the decore of mohgany walls, a maple floor, and fine art posted at every turn. When you go straight from the Enterance room, you enter a room of a bizzar and hidden nature, you enter the Alter Room.
Higgins, was in the Alter room with Al' Saladin. Higgins was a devout Catholic, and ad the knowledge, he would not be able to make Church ever Sunduy, so he when he moved in he build a Chaple, in his house. The Chaple was hidden completely, with the alter exiting from the a out of work fire place, that had a picture of The Virgin Mary hanging over it. Along the walls on either side was the same mohgany panneling, just with a twist, the one side had Pictures of St. Patrick, St. Augustine, and St. Bernard, while the over side, there it was hanging above the enterance, from the enterance room, a picture of Jesus and Mohammad, shaking hands.
Al' Saladin, and Higgins were both knelt before the alter, Al' Saladin mumbling something in arabic, while Higgens was begging forgivness for his decission to limit Chruch goers, do to the long reaching arms of these Christain Terrorists. At the end Higgins stood, "I have little to offer you, except the knowledge, that if you assist us, in taking back our home we can activate our spy network, from the days of the plauge Mulsim and Christian holy man have been in close contact and worked, together, I am sure these conditions have not chaged.", Al' Saladin said his white robed, body still knelt, his face still on the ground, "eternal vigalance for my God" he remember the promise, he made with his mother, ages ago.
"Why is it that you can bow before a foreign God?" Higgins ask.
"Mohammad, and Jesus said the same message, for the same God. I bow my head in referance of not a Christain God, but of the divine itself. I look at the picture of the Virgin, you hang above your fire, and realize that mircles are performed in the name of God, not in the will of Prophets."
"Why can you and your people not fight?"
"We denied are selfs of any form of voilance... for apoligy of the horrors we once committed." Al' Saladin began to bow. He kissed the ground and stood up slowly, "You do know that the PoN have started, the "Hunt of Heretics that Seek the Rath of God", the Inquestion"
"I know, but as horrible as that is, I fear something much worse is about to happen."
"What is that?"
"All of our Tank Factories are in Gerg, and 22 of our 24 Missle Silos."
"What!!??!!"
"Well, since the Province of Bob had all of the markets and docks, and the navy contracts, because of the access to Hudson Bay, the Bobianthought fare for the Gergians to have the major military contracts, so they can have something to build their econmy on. The only comfort I have now is the knowledge, that only five people in this country know where the missle silos are. I have sent The Imperail Gaurd, to disarm them."
And with that silence pervailed, while the to men stood, One considering how run a country, the other considering if he should leave it.
Where Are The CBs - February 6, 2006 12:37 AM (GMT)
"In our News," Ancourwoman June Headwig, said straighin' her self, and quickly dabbing the sweat off her brow, this news troubled her, and her co-workers, at the GBC (Gregorian Broadcasting Company), "It appears that our benevolent new leader Jim Flar, is pulling funding out of the GBC, and reloacting it to the station, the Truth News. Under the new contract that was signed, the Theologain has declared that no news will be bradcasted by the TN until it has passed expection from the Theologain and his advisors.
"With that being said, CBian Prime Minister Higgins has thrown in funding into the GBC, with the promise of pay hikes that will filter down even to the lowest of the employees, if we agree to change our stations name to, "Liberation Front Broadcasting," so coming next week LFBC, will air it's first prime time piece, "Jim Flar, The Monster Behind the Messiah". Nexted up after this break more random explosions, and where is the Holy Oligarcy getting all these resorces, all this and more when we return to the GBC"
The On Air light turned off, and June's producer came out, "Good job June!" he said while looking very hesitandent.
"I will not be a propaganda machine, I don't care how good the intentions." she said in a huff.
"Well, no matter what your position what we produce her is a form of propaganda whether you like to beleive it or not, but I feel these religious nuts need the boot, and if this station has the opertunity to fuel any sort of change, then I will support that, and if you don't like it we will just launch a new face on camera!" he said in a very sincere voice, and June knew he was not bluffing. Things in this country... they are really going to hell."