Title: World Jump Day
Description: to save planet earth
NoFunNinjas - January 28, 2006 10:41 PM (GMT)
World Jump Day. on this day people will all jump at the exact same moment with the intention of moving planet earth into a different orbit. it has been sugjested my scientists that if at least 600 million people jump at the same time it will create enough force to move the earth into a different orbit.
watch video. it is very likely this change in planetary positioning would stop global warming, increase daylight hours, and create a more habitable climate in the areas of earth with climate extremes such as the areas with many of the 3rd world countries. this is not a joke, these scientists actualy thnk this would be possible.
Daemon - January 29, 2006 12:06 AM (GMT)
...thus destroying our weather system, and killing off many hundreds of thousands of creatures?
Even if this was possible: no thanks.
Jack_Tarr - January 29, 2006 12:47 AM (GMT)
These scientists have been drinking far too much wild up. :eyebrow:
NoFunNinjas - January 30, 2006 07:25 AM (GMT)
theres no way of knowing what it would do. asuming its possible.
Carbanousa - January 31, 2006 02:14 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Jack_Tarr @ Jan 29 2006, 12:47 AM) |
| These scientists have been drinking far too much wild up. :eyebrow: |
Or not enough...
Judith Gap - January 31, 2006 03:05 AM (GMT)
Technically speaking, with the earth's out layers being somewhat plastic, the net effect of everyone jumping at the same time would be a giant sloshing of these soemwhat liquid/plastic regions, which more than likely cause various climactic disasters, perhaps simply a tsunami or maybe as complex as triggering violent earthquakes and volcanic activity. But hey, I'm safe in Indiana, I say let's go for it.
Other problems include 1) precision of the jumping, 2) unless the jumps all occur in the same general direction, many of the forces would cancel each other out (imagine the vectors of the jumps), 3) not enough WildUp was used to freeup the creative thinking, 4) not enough was withheld to encourage the nessary critical thinking.
Redundancies - January 31, 2006 01:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| But hey, I'm safe in Indiana, I say let's go for it. |
As I'm one state over, I'll agree with that...
king_girl - January 31, 2006 09:15 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Redundancies @ Jan 31 2006, 07:55 AM) |
| QUOTE | | But hey, I'm safe in Indiana, I say let's go for it. |
As I'm one state over, I'll agree with that...
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Were a few over...I think we are good. I fear we would loose the likes of JT and Butter though. :cry:
Parrrrtay - January 31, 2006 10:21 PM (GMT)
You might as well tell me to go jump in a lake!
Jack_Tarr - January 31, 2006 10:47 PM (GMT)
"Gonna jump up turn around pick a bale of cotton...
Gonna jump up turn around pick a bale of hay." :P
Ess - January 31, 2006 11:03 PM (GMT)
*sings "Jump (for my love)"*
canada6 - February 1, 2006 01:58 AM (GMT)
I think we should start cutting off the supply of Insane root for scientists ASAP.
Parrrrtay - February 1, 2006 02:22 AM (GMT)
Ah, might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Might as well jump. Jump!
Go ahead and jump
Jump!
~Van Halen
kana da - February 1, 2006 02:43 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (canada6 @ Jan 31 2006, 07:58 PM) |
| I think we should start cutting off the supply of Insane root for scientists ASAP. |
No!!! They're putting me through college!!!!
