Report from Texas
28 November 2005
Prepared by Ukroatia
Population: 260
Delegate: The Big Tex Gun Totin Rednecks of NewTexas (elected 426 days ago)

Regional Happenings:
Texas has opened the following consulates:
Gatesville
The Pacific

The Texas store is opened
The brand spanking new Texas Zoo has been designed.
The Texas Electionsare happening as we speak.
Hunting season has started in Lamberthill.
Texas hosted a costume party, and here are the contest results
Us Texans occasionally get stressed out, here’s where we vent
The first reformed chruch of MaxBarry almost came back in style
And our belts are undone, shirts are pulled out as we rest after Thanksgiving at the Never Ending Bar-B-Q

United Nations:

Texas voted AGAINST UN Small Business Education
Texas voted AGAINST IT Education Act
Texas voted AGAINST Global Food Distribution Act
Texas voted FOR Repeal "Fossil Fuel Reduction Act"
Texas voted FOR Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act"
Texas voted AGAINST Representation in Taxation
Texas voted AGAINST Diplomatic Immunity
Texas voted AGAINST Worldwide Media Act
Texas voted AGAINST Fossil Fuel Reduction Act
Texas voted FOR Repeal "DVD region removal"


OOC Happenings


Channelview showed us that no one cares about bombing smurfs

Jmac showed us what happens when you steal stuff from a professor

Chewbacca became a US citizen, in Texas of course.

The United States Marine Corps just had its 230th Birthday this month

And finally we’ve continued our argument of the fig newton


Here’s our Never-Ending-BBQ, which truly is never ending.

Good to see another update :)

You guys are still on that Fig Newton cookie/non cookie deal? LOL