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I welcome the liberators!

There are no weapons of mass destruction. We are using all that radioactive material to make our watches glow in the dark. :ph43r:

A little slow on the WMD intell - The US has had them since the 40's!

No, no, no...its all lies. There are no WMD's :ph43r:

WMD=Weapons of Mass Distraction (WMDs being a cover for oil. Alaska's oil.)

I welcome any attempt by the country with no military power to invade the richest country in the world!


Liarg, my watch is only partially radioactive. It glows when it wants to depending on how many x-rays I have had that day (I once had 6 x-rays in 4 hours...)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My watch doesn't even glow, I think someone stole all it's power! :unsure:

In the past there has been Kuwait and Iraq. I'm sure in the future we can possible even see Korea and maybe even The North Seas (Scotland) oild deposits. I think they feel left out.

...and the meek shall inherit the earth. Money doesn't buy everything - especially conviction to one's ideals.
Please don't get me started about th USA's military and their fancy-pants toys. It doesn't replace decent training...</rant>

Did you get any superpowers?

I think it's all just a game and we have Idiot Strength Febreze and untold rolls of Duct Tape in new designer colors on our side.

As far as I am concerned, O Canada, pour maple syrup on me and take me to your leader!

Life certainly is a funny old game...

I was told about this book on climate theory from the 1930s that predicted that come the next ice age, Canadians would sweep down into the US like the Huns into Europe. Apparently there are more Canadians to Americans then there were Huns to Romans!

I've been practicing riding my little pony and using my bow ever since.

When in Rome...

We must keep improving our horse riding and general nation invading skills, until we wash our canadian socks in the Gulf of Mexico!!!

I don't know, but my vision was slightly better without my glasses .I had three on my mouth, two on my arm and one on my foot - I was scheduled for an orthodontist appointment about my jaw (my lower jaw protudes when it should be smaller than the top jaw) and I had a mishap in school, hurt my arm and my ankle. Lucky the orthodontist also happens to be in the grounds of my local hospital.



My mouse icon disappears now and again. Might be the fact I drank 2 litres of water this morning in 2 minutes, when drinking a litre in an hour is seen as not very healthy...

This will probably make me sound crazy, but maybe it's looking for cheese..?

What are you all so worried about? Don't you realize that our northern border is every bit as secure as our southern border?
And besides, if Canada invades they will probably bring beer!!!! :clapping:

No, I can be typing something into the address bar and all of a sudden, no matter how fast and aggressively I move the mouse, the pointy thing is nowhere to be seen for about 15 seconds, when it returns randomly on the screen.

Ride ride! Hide the chocolate and nylons!

Wiered... I just get jitters or jumps when the feet or lens get dirty.

I know of a battle in the old Ottoman empire where a barrel of licquor caused the deaths of 20,000 men and 5,000 innocents...

Just think what we can accomplish with an entire brewery :lol:

Molson Coors and that's all I'm saying.

That's ALL your saying! roflmaopimp

:lol:

And I know a battle where a Viennese baker killed 157 of the Grand Vizier’s finest armed only with a stale croissant!

Take him now, Canada.

:lol:


Was that ergot, Daemon?

There was a barrel of beer stolen from an army, so they went to track it down. It just so happens that it was the commander's last barrel of beer, so he sent his whole army to look for it. They found the town and ransacked it, but unknown to them, the enemy were hiding within, and uttern hell broke loose. Another army came in and started shooting cannons at their allies through the trees of the surrounding forest (they could not see their uniforms as it was very dark), the town burnt to the ground, and the barrel of beer wasn't found...

How truly strange...

midichlorians

Mostly a combination of pluck and superior Viennese pastry-throwing skills.

what it must be like to live in your head.... :P

Very cramped I would think...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It smells like turnips.

:(

That wasn't the smell of turnips...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant cast ! :lol: :lol:


Not tonight, Darth darling, I have a headache.

*sniff sniff...*

I think someone had better wash their socks BEFORE they get to the Rio Grande.

so can you see through walls now?

ive never seen all of that movie but i must saw i kinda want to now.