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Title: Fortune cookie generator
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Liarg - September 30, 2005 07:50 PM (GMT)
Fortune Cookie Generator


***Your Fortune Is***


Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.




hudson bay - September 30, 2005 09:02 PM (GMT)
I got:

QUOTE
Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

j delight - September 30, 2005 09:16 PM (GMT)
***Your Fortune Is***


Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Daemon - September 30, 2005 09:34 PM (GMT)
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

Wise.

kana da - September 30, 2005 09:37 PM (GMT)
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Parrrrtay - September 30, 2005 09:38 PM (GMT)
It is better to lose a lover than to love a loser.

canada6 - September 30, 2005 09:59 PM (GMT)
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.

:lol:

Jack_Tarr - September 30, 2005 10:09 PM (GMT)

Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.


Beaver-Country-Canada - September 30, 2005 10:44 PM (GMT)
Good gosh!

"Woman who wear G-string is high on crack." :lol: :lol:

The U.S.S.B. - September 30, 2005 10:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.


:puke:

Ess - September 30, 2005 11:16 PM (GMT)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Almonaster - October 1, 2005 02:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE

Your Fortune Is

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The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

j delight - October 1, 2005 02:59 AM (GMT)
How rude! :lol:

Almonaster - October 1, 2005 04:22 AM (GMT)
Guess I should have ticked the "I feel lucky" box, then.

j delight - October 2, 2005 07:45 PM (GMT)
Feel lucky.

Where Are The CBs - October 2, 2005 11:39 PM (GMT)
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.




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