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The Sleepy Little Town of Klopper, California is the last place you'd expect anything exciting to happen. But when the town's mortician, Hector Glazer (Liarg) begins to use an older section of the graveyard when the current section fills up, the evil is awakened. Now the skeletons of Klopper's dead have had their slumber disturbed and they have risen from the grave to show their displeasure. Only a visiting stripper (Parrrrtay) and the town's Bishop (Jack Tarr) can stop the skeletons from killing everyone in the town. Will they survive the onslaught of the undead? Find out! See Dead Wrong today!

Every one hundred years, the unthinkable happens, and it's about to happen to the floating, self-sustaining Oceanic colony Aquatic Shore! When Aquatic Shore resident William Peters (Almonaster) disappears one fine morning and all that is found is a mauled portion of his spleen, the inhabitants of this forward-thinking community are up in arms. What could have done this to Mr. Peters? Flighty oceanic historian Heather Whimsy (Ess) thinks she knows, it's the return of the Kraken! Heather's research point to a horrible legend, where every one hundred years, the Kraken emerges from the depths of the sea to feed for three days before returning to his hibernation. And this time, it looks like the Kraken has decided to feed on Aquatic Shore! Heather enlists the confidence of Aquatic Shore Mayor Sam Smuggins (Jack Tarr) and together, they must unite the divided colony and defend themselves from the onslaught of this horrible, gigantic feeding machine! Don't miss the incredible special effects in the new blockbuster, The Day The Earth Wept!

Doctor Lazarus Hedgemon (Almonaster) has worked diligently at the Tim Burton Memorial Crazy House for twenty-seven years, shut away from the cruel, uncaring outside world. Now, his lifelong ambition has come to fruition and he has succeeded in creating a scientific abomination with the express purpose of destroying humanity! But just as he is about to release his creation upon an unsuspecting world, the Crazy House is visited by a tax auditor Janis Buxom (Ess) and her assistant, Junior Accountant Sparky (Judith Gap), who have no idea of the horror they have stumbled onto! Now the fate of the world is in the hands of these two number crunchers, as they must find a way to destroy the scientific abomination, stop Doctor Hedgemon and survive the night! Terror knows no W-2's in the heart-stopping new thriller, The Abomination!

The statues of Easter Island solemnly stare into the distance without giving away a hint of their true purpose. In the dark horror tale, Monolith: Talpida Awakens, this purpose is made all too clear.

High-tech millionaire Abu Dhukhata (Almonaster) is sailing around the world with his trophy wife Betty Smith (J Delight) when the drop anchor at Easter Island for the night. A local Easter Island boy (FCW) offers to take them to the sacred statues and show them something off of the normal tourist path. Abu and Betty eagerly agree and the three set off.

What they don't know, what they can't know, is that this is no ordinary Easter Island boy, and he isn't taking them to a normal statue, but a hidden sacred statue. And the boy is leading them to their death! For this statue, when rubbed properly, disturbs the slumber of the legendary Mole of Easter Island, a monster of evil with a taste for human flesh. As they approach their own doom, Abu and Betty have no idea of the horror that awaits them! Will they figure it out before rubbing the statue? See this shocking new epic tale of human misery and find out!

The Sleepy Little Town of Gwain, Germany has never known violence or strife. Until the day the Elk came to town. Now, after years of being hunted for sport, the Elk had banded together and decided to destroy humanity. They begin slowly, stampeding a rural cattle farmer (JT) on their way to town, but once the arrive, the bloodletting begins! Now the only thing stopping the Elk is a plumber (Tiny Villages) and an Amazon priestess (King girl)! Official Selection of the Cannes Film Festival, From the End of the Sun tells the story of one town, one plumber and one Amazon priestess against a wild herd of man-eating Elk!

In Jesus Espanol's grisly new film The Evil Seas Spain's master director of horror brings unexpected fear to the one place it would never be expected! Juanita Ramirez (Ess) and her silent lover Javier (Joe Tarr) are enjoying a relaxing cruise on the Relaxation Cruise Line when the classy liner turns into a chamber of death! Unbeknownst to anyone, one of the passengers has smuggled the frozen carcass of a Yeti (Kana da) into the cargo hold, but the tropic temperatures of the Bahamas soon thaw it out, and it is set loose amongst the passengers! Now holiday vacationers are dying and Juanita and Javier must find a way to stop the Yeti before they are the next victims to meet death head on!

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The Aliens have landed! And they've landed in the front lawn of the Hamilton Ipswitch Memorial Psychiatric Hospital! On a quiet weekend in Vancouver, when most of the staff is away celebrating Boxing Day, Head Nurse Roger Dingletooth (Oilers Fans) and Jr. Accountant Stella Abdelbomb (Kana Da) find themselves humanity's last hope against the onslaught of a trove of violent door-shaped aliens intent on destroying humanity out of sheer malice! Now Roger and Stella must mold the deranged mental patients into an elite fighting force with the help of convicted serial flasher Burt Higgum (Liarg) before the door-shaped aliens close the door on humanity forever! Catch the patriotic fervor in the new blockbuster, No More Insane Root for You!