Howdy Canada! As the UN Delegate for Texas, we are very pleased to be here to strengthen the relations between the Great Region of Canada and the Great Region of Texas! We have long admired our neighbors to the North and their size and stability.

We come bearing gifts for our new friends - an entire 18 wheeler full of genuine Texas BBQ including Beef Ribs, Beef Brisket, and Fajita Tacos and another 18 wheeler full of Texas's own Lone Star beer. We know it is not Labatt's or Molsen, but we are sure you will like it.

We also wish to thank your Minister of Foreign Affairs, The Theocracy of Judith Gap, for all their time and patience they have put into making this relationship happen. Actually it was all the Labatt's and poutine! We're never having chili cheese fries again, poutine all the way! ;>

We hope you enjoy our Texas representative to Canada, Consul Cal of The Republic of Rootin Tootin Cactus! He is a longtime respected Texan. We look forward to a long and lasting relationship between our regions!

Salud!

Long live Canada! Long live Texas!

:Canada:

Oh yeah, here comes those 18 wheelers and the BBQ grill!


Genuine Texas Beer:



Genuine Texas BBQ:

Howdy Canadians

Let's give Big Tex a hand. He does so much for our region and I am sure Checkers does as much for yours. I just want to thank Judith Gap for opening diplomatic channels and for all of your Canadian hospitality. I just cant wait to get to work here in Canada.


Who brought him??


Thats more like it.

Enjoy

Consul Cal

Excellent! For my money, nothing is better than kicking back a cold one with the squirrels! Glad to have you in the region Rootin' Tootin' Cactus!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... beer and beef. I can see a GREAT relationship of sorts starting here.

Something tells me y'all be seeing a lot more of me.


(notice I'm even getting the slang down!!)

Report from Texas
30 August 2005
Prepared by Ukroatia
Population: 245
Delegate: The Big Tex Poutine Lovers of NewTexas(elected 336 days ago)

Regional Happenings:
Texas and Canada opened up diplomatic channels and exchanged Consuls to represent each region.
Texas is beginning its elections by opening up nominations to the citizens of Texas, for the Texas Cabinet and Texas Representative Council.
The Texas Defense Forces have joined forces with the Emergency Auxillary Army and we are now going on joint strike missions.
The Lone Star Soccer League is taking sign-ups.
Ukroatia is recruiting people for a Pro-Football Pick'em game hosted by Yahoo.

United Nations:

Texas voted FOR Repeal "Protection of Dolphins Act"
Texas voted AGAINST Freedom of Conscience
Texas voted AGAINST The Transgender Equality Act

OOC Happenings

We have been arguing about Fig Newtons the past few months.
Big Tex has a blank desktop on his computer while Tonnissia (friend from the Heartland) has a tortured cat on his.
Our Three Word Story
Here’s our Never-Ending-BBQ, which truly is never ending.

I must say, you Texans write a darn good report!

Darn tootin'! :D

Oh, sorry. That was me :blush:

:P

It's all cool ... I have a little friend for him. They'll make nice buddies.

Welcome to the region Texans. And good job JG!

Fig Newtons.....


I like fig newtons!

Oh, BTW, hello, Texas!

Yeah, I agree. :fonz:

Howdy Texans, welcome to :Canada: