Do to a lack of Sports leagues or political unrest, the people of Where Are The CBs are revolting. They have light aflame CB's 2nd biggest city Breaker Breaker, and are now in full roit mode on 1-9 Avenue. In responce WATCBS' Minister of Inturnal Affairs has moblized the anti-roit police squads, including the 1st and Second Royal Regimate, Prime Minister Falling Star had this to say, "We beg of the region Canada, start some sort of sporting event or do something with regards to entertaining the people of the RP world.", with this, Faling Star put on a fireman's helmet, laid down and curled into the fedal possition and cried.
It is estimated that over 300,000 people are perticipating in this roit, we have our reporter Goose, live at the seen Goose:
See thousands of people in the background and a city lite aflame, there is a man with a mask on infront of the camera, "Yes it is interesting to say the least down here, we are lucky for today I have an interveiw with Average Joe the organizer to this roit with me today, Joe tell us what we are seeing right now?" and then you see a skinny pale guy with a big grin on his face come up to Goose and start talking to the camera,
"Well, umm this is just uhh what we ummm roitors like to call umm a roit."
"What is the purpose of this roit would you say,"
"Well umm I don't realy umm know I ahh would have to umm say it was for something to do."
"Something to do, your destroing our city"
"I know it's it fun", then out in the background you see three tanks roll in with water canons on them, "Oh sweet roit surpressors, sorry Goose but I got to go,"
"Well, all this reporter has to say is, this is kinda fun, back to you."
It is a beautiful day here in Breaker Breaker city, on 9th street, 9 am. You would never guess that just 10 yards away from here CB is experincing the worst unraising even in its young history. as a flaming person is running and screaming in the background Yes the most peaceful place in all of Where are the CBs is right here on 9th street.
Last night the roiters broke into the WATCBS Bank and went off with ever chair in the place. When asked why they stole all the chairs they responced, "Because stealing mone is wrong." the morally guilded roiters are making for an interesting story line and I hope everyone in Canada is enjoying this as much as I.
There is blood running in the streets of Breaker Breaker, but don't worry folks it's just goat's blood. Yep that is right the roiters got bored with roiting and now have become Devil worshippers, our PM had this to say, "Have these people never heard of a kite? Gess lossies I have to start a sports program, what will we make it though?"
