Which dictator are you?

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

I knew I am too passive aggressive to make a good dictator.

By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Darn, I was hoping for someone more fun.

What a terrible disppointment :(.

You have to get into the spirit of the thing to get something more interesting...

I thought I *had* gotten into the spirit of things. Ah well, I guess I'm just too benevolent of a despot.

I changed a few answers and got Joe Stalin. There's a good one....

Me².

Tony Blair

Dub-yah!!! :huh:

Borken!

Fnurg!

Ah. Working again.



Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!

I have to say I'm a little suprised by this.

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

<_<

I was in a bubbish mood last time and got Mullah Oman.

This time I'm just watching Rome burn.

I am a Stalin Yeppie, take that Ukairn (sp?)

:huh:

:clap:

:angel:


I lied.

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

I pretended I was me in class:



"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

This is pretty harsh.

Me too. Was there supposed to be a quiz, or was it just random?

Lelana

EDIT: Tried again -- Fidel Castro. That was quite stupid!

BCC, try again. I think I fixed the link to the quiz.

I've done this several times before, and I always get Stalin. I guess I'm just evil at heart.