OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF INFORMATION
A recent attack on Darryayah's leader Jack Tarr has caused great unrest throughout the country. Video and DNA evidence have placed blame for this unprovoked attack squarely on agents of the Nation of Tiny Villages.
Darryayah's forces after a long time of peace have been mobilized and are currently conducting "training excersizes near the Nation of Tiny Villages.
Our leader has stated he will make every attempt to avoid a national conflict, but that this behavior cannot be condoned.
Intel sources also indicate that the Deputy Minister Of Justice is long over due and that she may have been abducted by these same forces
Puzzled as to why TV would want to subject its citizens to total and certain anihilation, our Minister of Defense has sent a telegram to TV giving them 24 hours to explain their position and appologize.
We will update you on this situation as we get more information.
OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF INFORMATION
We are pleased to report that Canada's Deputy Minister Of Justice is safe and in excellent health in Darryayah's capital. She is under the personal care of our Exhaulted Ruler.
Be assured that we are looking for a diplomatic solution to the situation with Tiny Villages but thusfar there has been no response to our communiques.
Shay is working with JT to try and come to a resolution to this matter. She is as puzzled as the rest of us as to the reasons for the vicious and unprovoked attack on JT.
More news as it happens.
It has just come to our attention that false accusations were made about the Nation of Tiny Villages, its residents and the government that runs it.
I call them false, not to impugn the dignity of the ruler, Jack Tarr, nor his honor, but the validity of the evidence.
A recent plot has been uncovered by the excellent work of a few individuals. It deal directly with the war currently being waged within Liarg, waged by it's enemies--that include certain families who have not had ties, beyond tainted blood, to the Throne of Tiny Villages for three centuries.
Within that plot, his emminence, Jack Tarr, was accidentally and incidentally caught up. Fearing his interference, the plotters drugged him and left him there. It was shortly afterwards that TV, caught willingly in the same trap and at great risk to himself, did manage to stop the plot. Immediately, he sent the fastest and best aid possible--a large lioness, higghly trained at great cost by the government. If, at any time, a hint of harm or danger had been levied against Pres. Tarr, Issa, the aforementioned lioness, would have suffered even to death rather than allow him to be harmed.
We request that the nation of Darryayah review all evidence, including that newly turned up, and accept the deep apologies of Tiny Villages.
TV
Crown Prince of the Republic of Tiny Villages.
*Walks into the palace dining room where Shay looking rested and radiant sits drinking a cup of Blue Mountain Bean Coffee. Sits down and smiles*
"Well, you look a bit more relaxed this morning. I'm glad you decided to have some "root" so you could get some sleep."
*Places a copy of TV's statement on the table in front of Shay.*
"Nothing is ever simple. :( I have had my intel people tripple check the evidence. While the people in the video tapes could have come from anywhere, the DNA evidence is Damning. The DNA is definately that of TV nationals. If TV is speaking the truth, then he has some serious house keeping to do at home."
"On the other hand, I know in my mind, my heart and most importantly in my gut that he would never do anything to damage our friendship."
"Do you love TV? and do you do so without reservation or hesitation?"
*Shay nods her head as a tear flows from her eye.*
"So be it! I will take TV at his word provided he does a thorough investigation at home and finds these rebels and deals with them. I will discuss this with him in person when we get back to the restaurant. And ohhhh, btw, don't forget, you promised me a Tango." :yes:
*Picks up the phone and orders a helicopter.*
"To the restaurant m'lady?" :wub:
"The Blue Mountain Bean Coffee is great JT and so is your company. I think being in familiar ground is where I want to be. It would be good to see my friends again, and maybe I could get Ess to make me a long island ice!"
*boards the helicopter and heads towards the resturant*
