James II, First Governor of The Ravenous Maneaters of Liarg, resident of the South Pacific, arrives in Canada for a much needed vacation. The beautiful mountain cabin is not the romantic sailing vacation that he had intended to take, but looking out over the lake and the Canadian landscape, he decides that it may be better.

He gets a roaring fire started in the fireplace and starts a pot of hot cider on the stove before walking out on the deck to view the winding mountain road leading up to the cabin.

He thinks, its almost perfect...only missing one thing........

good plan, i did the same a bit earlier. Ohoh I'm a refugee. cool.

Yea, just gonna chill for a while and see what happens.....

Shay the CrAzY owner of TSP's Scandal magazine arrives at the cabin and is completely taken back, the scenery is so breathtaking!

The aroma of the hot cider on the stove is intoxicating.

....she slowly walks out onto the deck and slides an arm around James and wispers in his ear "anything missing now?"

:wub: Turns and takes Shay into his arms, kissing her passionately. Nope....not now!

*I was afraid that you would get held up by the blizzard...I'm so happy you are here.*

Nods head to the right...indicating to Shay the large hot tub overlooking the scenic valley.

Think we might get some use out of that later ;) ?

Come on in and relax by the fire...I have dinner almost ready......

*snuggles up next to the fire sippin' a hot cup of cider, day dreaming about the hot tub invitation* :P

"What's for dinner? I'm famished!"
yet actually thinking..... what's for desert? ;)

Grilled crab-stuffed filet mignon, lobster tails and steamed vegetables.

Dessert, well, just say that I did not forget to bring one of your favorites:






in a variety of sexy chocolate flavors...... ;)

So, uhh, why are we taking in all of these TSP immigrants?

Let's make them do stuff to be accepted!

I'm kidding, I love you all!

Hey, we are on vacation here..... ;)

And believe me, we plan to "do stuff" while we are here.... :P

He meant the haz--er, initiation ritual.

I brought the Pacific salmon and the hockey puck--where are all the rest of the props?

Nods over at the sexy woman sitting on the sofa beside the fire.....

*can't you see I am kinda busy right now......why don't you come back and haze me later.... :P * I am always up for some good fun hazing......but right now, dinner is ready and dessert is looking very, very good..... :wub:

*sits on sofa, bats eyelashes, licks lips!*

Shoooos everyone out except Shay and places dinner and wine on the table....

Shall we, my dear?........

"WOW, The Grilled crab-stuffed filet mignon, lobster tails and steamed vegetables all tastes delicious, cooked to perfection, you really did go all out this time! "

*as my mind is still stuck on the thought of the chocolate dessert*

WEll, we are on vacation.....

Raises glass for toast....."to us and to a wonderful, relaxing vacation. I love you!"

Clinks glasses....

Is that Shirley, Parrrrtay? If so, I gotta get me in on this vacation!

*Shay filled with love, looks into James eyes*

"Yes, to us! I love you too"

Kisses his love, then stands.....

* I enjoyed dinner....but I think dessert is going to have to wait until a little later.....are you ready to try out the hot tub....*

Looks out the french doors to the steaming hot tub in the twilight, with huge, fluffy snowflakes beginning to come down from the mountains and fill the valley below....

:wall:

This stinks, having to import flirters.

Hey, at least we are not terrorists.... :lol:

True. I think I'm just jealous 'cause OF and I haven't been on at the same time for like a month.

Why can't you be both? Huh? Do you have something against sexy terrorists!?

Check out this terrorist!

Scroll down a wee bit to see the video.

:lol: :P

I guess he's sexy, but he's no Tom Cruise. He's dreamy.

:eyebrow:

I couldn't even see him.

It wasn't the sexy aspect...I was just reminded of the ad as I'd gotten it in my email not too long ago and I thought it was hilarious! :lol:

p.s...I cannot stand Cruise! :puke:
Or Ravolta for that matter! :puke: :puke:

Just sayin' :P

Probably just a library computer thing. I'll look at it tomorrow or the next day because I'm ungrounded! Hooray!

Yay!! :clap: :clap:

I'm so excited. Maybe I'll throw a party or something.

Lower that eyebrow, Missy. If you can't use your eyebrows to signal nice things about people, you shouldn't signal with them at all.

Thanks for the tip now I know to buy a Volkswagen Polo! :lol:

How's about sticking out my tongue?

:P :P :P :P :P

nya! nya!

*pokes Daemon*

*runs away*

'fo sho! :lol:

:lol: Ess.

*pokes Daemon with a ten-foot pole while hiding under my bed*

But... I love Christmas? *lower lip quivers*

The ten-foot pole is so I don't get poked back.

Snap your shit together, mister!

We don't go for that there lip quivering business in these here parts! :angry:

Oh, I don't touch people. I'm actually just a self-aware computer program. At least, I think that I am self-aware? Maybe I was just programmed to believe that. And that. And that...

*looks worried*

Hey: if you can sass me with your eyebrows, then I can quiver my gawd-damned lip!