I would like to announce my intention to run for Minister of Regional Affairs. I belive I would be the best person for the job, as I am very familiar with this region and it's history.

I know there are things about my connections with other regions that may worry people, but I try to keep the different nations apart. I have also tried to reinstate ties between those regions to no avail.

In conclusion VOTE OILERS FANS FOR MINISTER OF REGIONAL AFFAIRS

Well, I hate to have to do this again, but I hereby pull out of the election due to conflict of interest. I will not be running for any government positions in this election.

I'm sorry OF. I hope you understand the conflict of interest that this presents.