I hereby officially announce the official formation of the official He Man Woman Haters Club. This is a boys (and animals) only club where we sit around and discuss how much women can piss us off sometimes. There will be no rolling pin throwing here ladies, BOYS ONLY! :P Officially!

And now for our first order of business, the official oath of the He Man woman Haters Club:
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Repeat after me

"Reapeat after me"

No dont repeat that!!

"No dont repeat that!!"

Ok, I swear on the go-cart of the club

"Ok, I swear on the go-cart of the club"

That I, say your name will not like any yucky girls

"That I, say your name will not like any yucky girls"

Uhhgg

"Uhhgg"

Just dont like the icky girls

"Just dont like the icky girls"
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Old news: none

New news:
-Sworn in new member: Mr Popo, club founder
The swearing in:
" I... MrPopo... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder. "
-Jetstream is disenchanted with beautiful stripper hoes who treat him like garbage for being friendly
-Mr Popo doesn't understand women at all! And is a little pissed off at his friends for being bitchy for god knows WHAT reason!

On with the official meeting!

Cool. Where's the cart-track? I have need for speed.

Alright, count me in... I just hope it doesn't ruin my chances with getting with one of these lovely ladies in the forum. :wub:

I feel the need... THE NEED FOR SPEED!

You hate women yet you love He-Man who is half naked all the time in the original Masters of the Universe...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..........*coughcough*

Of course only a Leaf fan would say something like this... J/K :P

Prince Adam was never half naked. What about Cringer? He was never naked. :blink:

:(

Darla: "Alfalfa, this is a side of you I've never seen before"

Buckwheat: "Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa. "

Alfalfa: "Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!" "

The Rascals: "We are he-man woman haters/ We feed girls to alligators/ Our clubhouse burned down mighty low/ But we've got a plan to make some dough!"

Buckwheat: "Quick, what's the number for 911?"

Buckwheat: "I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey"

THERES A GIRL IN THE CLUBHOUSE!

:wub: :wub: ...er...I mean..... <_< <_< ..... :( :wub: :(

"Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, MrPopo!" " :(

Lol! Remember everyone can be a jerk, men and women and sometime kids and animals.

With your dream car?

*sneaks in*

*posts pic for Carb*



will this do?
(it's purple...)
<-------doesn't know cars too good! :P

*notices she's made thread too wide now!* ha ha! ;) :lol:

*tiptoes back out*

Like that do I. Will by one when the money do I have. Or steal one I may. Against the law that is and so will I not.

Indeed Micon, I have another urge to 'bullseye' some Womprats.
Either that or my achievable dream car. Purple Ford Probe (24V) Edition, three spoke split gold alloys with black surround, low profile tyres, Yokohoma's on the front and remoulded Colway's on the back. LSD quick or rapid shift gearbox, transmission moved to the centre for equal weight distribution and improved power to weight ratio conversion, GDI Injection module, lowered by 35mm rear and 17.5 front. No body kit - it doesn't need one. The créme de la créme being the 5.2 Stereo and laptop tray with mobile phone holder for cellular of Centrino.

The only difference is I'd have the intake below the front spoiler so I could have two. ;) It affects the areodynamics too much being on top creating an unnecessary drag co-efficient. I agree it would be hard as it's lowered, but they don't need to be big if they're twin. The one on the left's closest to my minds eye image.
*starts lamenting*

Hrmph, so much for the boys-only sign! <_<

AR AR AR AR *Tim 'the tool man' Taylor grunt.

;)

You think a measly sign will keep us out?

Come on, we're armed with rolling pins :D

This one's not too bad...

This one however would hurt. :wacko:

*stomps in*

*fixes fake mustache*

"Hiya, my fellow men!" <------low, growly voice

*scratches self*

*grabs a beer*

*glug* *glug* *glug*

**burrrrrrp**

*crushes can against forehead*

"Gotta go work on the truck some more."

*hitches up jeans*

*farts*

"arr arr arr"

*stomps out*











:P :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

YOu crack me up Ess

Most Exalted Leader of THMWHC (Mr. Popo):

Something must be done about these damn GARPAs coming in here and making us look like idiots! Something... Anything!! We're not mice, we're men doggone it!! And I will damned if I'm going to made a fool of! :angry: *walks away with an unknowing strand of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of his shoe*

Jetstream

I agree jetstream. What can be done though?

*sneaks in*

*points and snickers*

*runs away*

:P :lol:

Maybe we need a seceret handshake like the Mason's..? :blink:
You know, something :ph43r: seceret :ph43r:

*Arrow flies in through the window, pinning the following message to the wall**

"Do you mean :ph43r: secret :ph43r: ??"


**laughter is heard from outside**

I think they are ready to declare war. Well, I ruined the chocolate.

Anyways this only goes to prove that the women can't live without the men. We entertain them :)

*does a jig*

Alright He Men Women Haters, time tot ake action. Any suggestions?

That's not necessarily something you should be proud of :P

Stupidity entertains me :D

Shows you just how puny and uncomplex their brains actually are ;) ^_^

I'll bet what entertains me, entertains you! :P

Dammit! Must we put a lock on this forum?! Checkers and Ess among others are just walking in here, kicking back, and could open a cold one if they wished because we have no sort of security! I suggest bouncers. That would be a good start... Ones that can't be bribed! Let's stick to our guns, gentlemen! <_<

*slips unobtrusively past the bouncers*

*pulls out a cold one, puts her feet up on a stool, and leans back.*

"Hello boys. Have fun, are we?"

*heads turn, Lelana runs outside. Many-personed laughter is heard outside the door*

heheheh


Lelana

*Chex walks in afterwards*

"hey, what's up guys?"


No bouncers can keep me out! :P

Mark my words - I WILL start kissing any and all girls I find in the clubhouse, and make overtly sexual inuendos and being a general pig. :P

Maybe I'll stick around then ;) :wub: :P

An Energizer bunny enters the clubhouse, makes a round, and exits. A voice is heard from outside the clubhouse:

"You suckers, try to get me!!!"

A shade travels from the back of the clubhouse and out. MrPopo has not noticed a thing.

You think so, hey B)

*Gives Check's a big fat sloppy kiss and tap on the ass, then runs to the clubhouse office and slides down the pole into a dark cave*



Run Nakisia, run!

"Nana nana nana nana Batman!"

Cause I'm a comin!

Top 10 reasons why being a guy is better than being a woman:

10. Cool toys! We've always had the cool toys!

9. Cool tools!

8. Cool clothes! (that women often like to wear, which proves how universally cool they are!). Not to mention are clothing is often functional rather than fashionable. Women on the other hand...high heels, tight pants....nuff said!

7. Sans menstration

6. Sans childbirth

5. (This is for ess's point made earlier) Sans unusual gynocological disorders (lets face it women are dirty!)

4. Sans menopause

And the top 3:

3. Women are genetically enclined to be ruled by their emotions, making them weak and fragile. Most women don't have a counterbalance :P

2. Men can do what most women can't, move a tv. And we don't complain about the broken nail afterwards :P

1. All the coolest people in the world are men: Conan Obrian, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Hulk Hogan, Chris Rock, Stalone, Willis, and the rat pack. etc etc etc

Who do women have: Barbie and Julia Roberts :P

A notice appears on the floor

Oh, really? :P

That you can cut yourself with. Yes, do go ahead.

Men first wore high heels. Then they forced women to wear them because they hated them. Fashion is a conspiracy by men against women...but of course, we can't relate ouroperations.

I do have to admit, that is good. But women are sans testosterone!!!!

"Just watch me."

Oh, and what do mothers have to do to their little cute puppies - er, boys. (Goshdarnit, I just insulted...........puppies.)

Sans crazy macho conformism.

Like if you aren't. :P <_<

What's wrong with complaining? And we just get men to move the TVs :P (well, actually, I've had to do that once...but w/e). You and your silly macho complex.

Half the people on your list are not "cool". Well, technically, none of them are. <_<

I have never owned a Barbie doll in my life. Keep guessing.
Oh, and who else do men have? Orlando Bloom. :P

*hobbles in with gnarly walking stick*
*moves hand in gentle gesturing motion*
No reason for these hostilities there is. Sit down and talk through this you must or forever enforce this gender intolerance you will.

Oh yeah? What about easy bake ovens? Those things rocked! :D

No one cares.

Not universally cool, universally comfortable. And I couldn't disagree on the clothes part more, <girlygirlmoment>I love dressing up!</moment>. And you guys know you love the high heels and tight pants ;)

Yeah, that does suck, but makes for a good excuse for anything...

I don't have to have a kid if I don't want to. (and I don't)

and ever watched the movie Junior starring Arnold Schwarzenegger? :D

Weak and fragile my ass.

I've moved a tv before. (And I have strong nails, they don't break :D )

Whoa, Nak....don't be knocking Coney like that.

But really, only him and Chris Rock can be considered cool, from that list.

2 words for MrP:

prostate exam

:P :D