I want to know your favorite Alec quotes, he has a lot so come on everyone share em!

British Eddie: What's a poofter like you need with five hundred bucks anyway?
Alec: *mock British accent* Actually, I need it for a ride on your mom.

HAHAHHA AH yes!

even though its not a quote I absolutely LOVE when he falls off of his bike.

hahah, ME TOO! I have an avi of it... *blushes*

Okay here goes:

Alec: I'm thinking.
Max: You're talking.
Alec: I can do both.
Max: I doubt that.
Alec: Well, you just lost your tip!

Alec: Not to worry, not to worry. There is a logical explanation for everything that happened here tonight, alright? Just give me a minute...

That was simply hilarious... he had a funny face expression saying it...

oh yes! Classic. :P

Max: What is it with these snakes? It's like Ames White and his Familiars are following me around.
Alec: "Ames White and his Familiars". Kinda sounds like a rock band, you know?

Damn mine have been said but I found one I like.
Max: Alec. Can you get out?
Alec: Yeah I just thought I'd hang around 'cause it's so comfy.

haha, I love the way he says that last bit, its sooo cute! lol.

Alec: It's not my birthday.
Normal: Says here in cold hard print.
Alec: Oh, yeah... nothing gets passed you!

Sorry, had to do a birthday quote. :P

Happy Birthday Sammy :P

Oh yes umm an Alec quote...

Copulation between X5 452 and myself successful, Ma'am... Twice.

and

You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine.

and..

It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.

those are my favorites. And the whole scene in the strip club was sooo funny I wuved it.

haha, thank you! and YES, it was LOVE. lol.

Hmmm...

The classic:
I'm always all right.

Alec: Hey Max I'm not complaining, but what made you think I didn't do it?
Max: Shh
Alec: I'm just curious you know. Was it the sincerity in my eyes?
Max: Shh
Alec: Some people say that it's the sincerity in my eyes.
Max: Quiet.
(As they are escaping out a window)
Alec It was the teeth thing wasn't it? I mean come on I can hardly stand going to the dentist.
Max Shut up OK.
Alec: Why are you taking this so personally.

OK I had enough of typing but that whole scene is funny, but I just have to type the funny line later on in this scene:

Alec: I should've stayed where I was and taken my chances.

Alec: You're right... I always go the ones I can't have...

GILL GIRL

sketchy: max?i didn't know u worked here

Alec: only one night a week :lol:

Alec: ...you can almost literally watch them melt.

What eppie is that from?

The Berrisford Agenda. When he's talking about the 'Unique Creature Unlike Any Other' line.

Oh okay :D

I am not sure that he knew back then that not just the girls from fictional TV show were melting... Fan girls watchine were REALLY melting while watching.... LOL

Alec: Logan could use a little canine plasma to loosen him up.

Alec: Quality, not quantity, Max.
Original Cindy: What all men tell themselves. Helps them sleep better at night.

The expression on his face after OC tells him that is just wonderful... Better than the quote.

And of course, this one...

Normal: I had this dream about you the other night. You were this, uh, Roman gladiator, and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women, and I was your tiny little valet. I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful, golden muscles...
Alec: Hot run! Fourth and Main!

HEEEEEEEEE Gladiator Dreams FTW!

MMM, and yea... melty melty definitely. *sighs dreamily*

Alec: Must be hard, some guy, walking around with Ben's face. Making you remember things you'd rather forget...
Max: Yeah... its probably why I'm such a bitch to you sometimes.
Alec: Maybe... or MAYBE, its because I'm such a pain in the ass, sometimes...

Max: This is your chance to get me out of your life for good.
Alec: I guess if you escape I'll get a new breeding partner.

Alec: What happened to you? You accidentally chewed your arm off?

These next lot are all from the same scene but skipping out a few lines, then again you mostly will know that.

Alec: Well if she's not happy and you're not happy then I'm not happy. Max you happy?

Logan: D'you hear that, big guys in lock down...
Alec: (whispering to Max while Logan continues) Hey wait wait wait wait
Logan: (while Alec is whispering to Max) ...so it's kind of hard to find out the police informant. So until we know who is...
Alec: *mouths* Be Careful.
Logan: ...Be careful
Alec starts laughing quietly behind his back.

Logan hangs up the phone after saying bye to Asha.
Alec: What in the world do they see in you?

Oh my god, you just totally reignited my love for Alec. haha.

Its gonna be so hard to not jump him in the RPG. hahaha.

I got another one as there hasn't been an update lately,

Alec: It's just 'cause she's hot you know.
Logan: What is?
Alec: Everything. Everything she gets away with. Do you honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump lookin for God knows what if she was ugly.
Logan We're down here to give Max a hand.
Alec: (laughing) You're so whipped.

I just love the way he says it.

ahaha, I love that bit! and the way he says it always makes me giggle. He's so awesome.

ooh ooh i just got 1

:Max Guevara: Guess we're just gonna have to get their attention, then.

Alec/X5-494: Please tell me you're gonna get naked. :lol:

:fn:

Joshua: MY ART IS MY FACE, ALEC!
Alec: . . . yyyes.

funny

LMAO I love every single one of them I've been laughing to myself here.
No one mentioned 'What ever moves your furniture!' that gets me everytime grrrr I fancy watching some Alec right now :P

and the face Alec made?? Classic! It was more than hilarious!!!! With Joshua shaking his bum...

It was bloody mental.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And Alec then putting a hand on his chest and telling

"I have a headache,..."

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Love both of them!

Hahah.

I love that he's like totally into it, then suddenly he looks kinda down...
'I have a headache...

HEEEE!

i know !!!!!!!! :o

Indeed... But it was such an awesome scene. Jensen is a great comedian and Kevin is just hilariously insane!

^ *nods*

Jensen is an awesome comedian.

boys got skills :D

haha, he sure does! :)

Its not a quote, and its probably already been said, but that whole scene in the strip club in Gill Girl. hehe.

omg i know ,alec *sigh* :wub:

:D :D

:D :D :D gottsa love obsession