Change a word in a quote/line to pants. I'll start.

Max: How do I look in pants?

Note: You don't need to provide an explanation, but you can, as follows...

Changed from:

How do I look in red? (From season one, Rising.)

From Hello, Goodbye

ASHA: Probably works for days, huh? Your whole "Time is short, gotta put your pants on the line, baby I want you" speech?

teehee, its like she's washing them.

From Fugheddaboudit.

Normal: I was just your little valet. I wiped your pants clean after every sweet victory.

Okay, eew. :lol:

:lol:

From Medium is the Message.

MAX: I’m sorry, but it’s true. The people who took your pants did it to hurt your husband because he hurt them.

WENDY: My husband is a good man.

MAX: He put your pants in danger.

Haha.

Fugheddaboudit

Max: ... thats for stealing my pants.

From Meow

ORIGINAL CINDY: You . . . drop and give me pants.

Proof of Purchase

Max: Because he's a cold-blooded opportunistic show-off who thought he could run his pants on a major bad-guy, who it turns out, is an even bigger scumbag than he is. That about cover it?



Okay, that was just weird. :lol:

:lol:

From Dawg Day Afternoon

ALEC: Max, come on. I’m stuck here, you know? An innocent man, framed for the murder committed by his pants.

haha, i love that line. :P

Hello, Goodbye

Alec: What made you think it wasn't me? Was it my pants? Some people say I have sincere pants.

*shrug*

:lol:

From Gill Girl

SKETCHY: Am I right? Or is she not your pants?

ALEC: Yeah. She's my pants, all right.

Teehee.

Also from Gill Girl

Alec: Women in pants, seems to be the theme of my evening,

:lol:

From Proof of Purchase

LOGAN: So the mayor of our fair city calls the cops and tells them somebody ripped off his pants last night.

*high pitched giggle* thats cute. :P

Proof Of Purchase, relatively modified.

Alec: What's better to hunt pants, than more pants?

:lol:

From Blah, Blah, Woof, Woof

NORMAL: Hey, let's go, people. Lots of lonely pants out here crying out for a home. Move.

THAT'S CUTE

DESINATE THIS

(i did 2 different ones that use the same line)




ALEC: We're supposed to copulate every night until you get PANTS.

MAX: That's sick!

ALEC: It's your own fault. If you and your friends hadn't blown up the DNA database, they'd still be whipping up embryos and putting them into PANTS. Take off your clothes.

:lol:

Freak Nation

MAX: You can call me Pants.

HELLO GOODBYE[/U]



ALEC : Look, you don't want to get involved with me. I was made in a lab. You know? I spent my formative years learning the fine art of assassination. There are PANTS out there right now looking to kill me, and I'm sure someday they'll probably succeed.

lol! these are so funny, okay.

Alec: That is a hole in my body made from pants.

(don't remember the eppie)

ALEC:i love pants well not the way that u love them, but you know what i mean. :lol:

GILL GIRL

ALEC: i'm listning

MAX:your talking

alec: I CAN DO BOTH!

(max hits him on back of head)

alec:well u just lost your pants <_<

^ ooh, I like that one. haha.

me too

Alec only outsmarts Alec. He doesn't know himself ... Outside, lots of pretty colors. Tricks and treats. Inside,theres PANTS

:lol:

In the same spirit...

Joshua: You think Alec can outpants me...?

OMG these are so funny

Mine is from Two:

Alec: What happened to you? You accidentally chewed your pants off?

eloise: pant ya later !!!! :lol:

Max: You are so stupid, word PANTS comes to my mind

Don't know where's that from.....

I got snother one from the same episode as before (Two)

Alec: Actually I need it for a ride on your pants.

Oo oo and I have another (Love among the runes)

Max: What is it with these pants? It's like Ames White and his Familiars are following me around.

mines from borrowed time

alec: skecty weres the pants heh?

not very good but at least it's something
:freak: