"She can violate my rights ANYTIME!" -- Brock
"Rattata often steals food from stupid travelers." -- Pokédex
"Hey! You must be her photographer!" -- Ash
"Or Prepare to- Or prepare to... or prepare to.... AH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *collapse*" -- James
"You know they say that when two people fight a lot, they really care about each other!" -- Brock
"What's red but never talks? VOLCANOBADGE! Ash, I take my wig off to you. *bow*" -- Blaine

XD...the first one is teh ****

Naw, what about Jesse and James's motto recital in the doctor's castle...
Instead of "to protect the world", yadda yadda, they said:
"Prescribe me a cream for chafing and itching"
"Hm, maybe that will stop Jesse's...er, complaining."
James is funny. :lol: