i have two big long mcs stories from the 2 shows that i went to in manchester and leeds...but i really dont have time to post them now...so someone remind me...or i'll just check this thread tomrrow and remind myself....

anyone else go to uk shows though? besides all the people in the glasgow thread ;)

j
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OI PLEBHEAD!
Just kidding

I am all the people in the Glasgow thread. Post your stories you big poon. I posted mine, even though they were rubbish and I was scared.
Sharkie went to one of the dates aswell, I can't remember which though.

AND there you have it. That wraps up the UK contingent of the board.

woohoo i'm a plebhead! hehe

ok ok i'll post them/.....later! i promise! ;)

yay for uk peeps!

j
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USA USA USA USA USA USA
yankee doodle went to town a-riding on a ponyyy stucka fea-ther in his cap n' called it maca-row-neee

hey hey now i'm all exited for new stories.
do they involve insanity? i'm in the mood for something crazy. i need sugar.


JETPACKWEEEEEEEEEEEEPOWKABOOMPOWBLAMBAMWEEEE

i think you had enough sugar.

my story was pretty calm. didnt meet the band. sister had to go home . mother waiting outside. aar crap. windy by the beach. ticket expensive. lots of screaming girls. most guys left after mcs. saw this dude at school who wore an aar shirt the next day to school. felt like insulting him.

i'm going to have to disagree with you. although, sugar rots your teeth, i'm sure NOBODY wants to walk around with dentures. just look at old people. i mean, they have to buy accessories( i think) for their false mouthbones .andand sugar or maybe lack of care for your teeth ruins them. SO NEVER TURN OLD.
EVER.
just simply ask one of your reletives or perhaps you can pay one of the employees at your local bowling ally to join you on a wonderful journey so set you a-drift on a nice iceburg. YEAH! the second i turn old, i'll do that.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee woop woop
-the end-

MORAL: ANY IDEAS?

" don't eat sugar "
" take care of daily oral hygiene"
"don't listen to knitsy"


all these could be correct. you neverrrrrrrr know. NEVER.

calcium is good for the bones though. teeth is bones right? but with nerves in them. my teeth are perfect says the dentist :D he asked me to floss regularly to keep it like that.

That's what my dentist said too! Then I wandered around singing Perfect Teeth for the rest of the day.
Infact I'm doing it again now: O!

I didn't get told to floss though.

WHERE ARE THOSE STORIES CONSTANCE

is that a hint at me?! lol soon soon i promise....

j
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OKAY

My friend's band is supporting Dogs Die In Hot Cars on some Scottish dates next year
Isn't that cooooll
So the NME or some similiar pile of crap that is jacking off to the max over Dogs Die In Hot Cars will probably review them. Hooray though coz I like my friend. Even if it is the NME : O!

hmmm, europe = millions of miles away from me.

AAAAAAAH STORNOWAY IS IN ROCKSOUND!!!!

Okay so it's not actually IN rocksound, but it's mentioned! In the tour dates section
"Dogs Die In Hot Cars, Stornoway, 16th January" (that could be the wrong date, I'm not sure) Sharkie go look in rocksound! I'm famous!

Well not me
My town
And it's not really fame either.

[whispers] and Biffy Clyro are gonna be playing there in march : O
and Idlewild at some point too, allegedly [/whispers]
What's happening? It used to be so rubbish. Now it's less rubbish, booya

european talk. i wish i new. :mellow:

haha, so what happened to the konstance person?
i wish to know of these storiieees.

no one knows. rumor has it that she ate too much green jello one night and started wandering the streets. it was there that she met randy. he was a salesman for bowtie pasta. she got roped into his lies of how bowtie pasta is better than angel hair pasta. she was so infatuated with his knowledge of pasta she followed him all around the country, until the sad day when they were eating some pasta at some resturant in kalamazoo that happen to have some rancid meat in the sauce she then got stomach posining. and you would be led to think that she died from that bad case of stomach flu, but you'd be wrong she was fine. although i can't say the same for randy. either way they went to canada. it was there she met walter the macaroni and cheese salesmen, they chatted and it was there she left randy. well her and walter traveled all over. then one night they ended up in california and just as she was falling asleep randy hopped through the window and attemped to cut her with bowtie pasta. she yelled, walter came, and killed randy by strangeling him with a necklace he made of macaroni. well she couldn't be with a killer so she left him. then it happened as she was walking out she slipped on a macaroni noodel, and got up and was struck by a cart that room service was taking to there room. she was rushed to the hospital and from there was cared for and sent on her way. only to be hit by an ambulence on the way out. she was then sent back into the hospital and on her way to recovery while she was eatting an animal cracker when all of a sudden she started to choke and soon died. well the doctors looked at it and found she had a brain tumor and she died from complications of that not from choking.
i hope you enjoyed this story of konstance's life. and i hope you learned to live for the moment and never trust macaroni salesman.
thank you this has been a public service announcement.

oh smelly. that is rickdickulous.
alright, since SOME PEOPLE (smmell-E) like to be trickstas and make insane tales of dissintigrating lies, i'll say something.


"WHAT DID KONSTANCE DO??? "
konstance :
1. loves something corporate (not really a good or dignable (word?) reason, but it is something to hold against her.)
2. called everybody on the board stupid, excluding sharkie and silver.
----wipes hands, steps off the soapbox------

DEAR ROBOTO: did you read that little number on the guest book?
anddd is your name enya?

it's not all that crazy. for all we know it may have happened.
i just thought it was a little more interesting than the truth. you can't tell me you didn't find it some what amusing.
i wasn't trying to be a tricksta and i apolgize to anyone who may have been hurt/offended by my incredibly untrue story of konstance and her wicked ways.

This old man, he played one, he played niknak on my thumb
One time at running club the tv cameras were there, and we couldn't stop singing niknak paddywack; so as a result we ended up on the news singing niknak paddywack. And running aswell, but most of the focus was on us dancing around singing niknak paddywack in the background while they interviewed our coach.


Ooooh the humanity

SMEELLLYYYYY: I KEED!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is great. but now i can't shake the feeling of LIES (GLARE AT SMELLY) :
(I KEED TWICE!))
i was in the news paper a couple years ago because they had a big article about girls scouts (rock it!) and they reprinted alll the 'troops' from the past and i was in the 'famous troop with only five people in it'' so everybody laughed when they saw me in a cookie suit prancing around like a fool and proudly displaying my cheesy badges.
BOO.
it haunts me.

I was in brownies but I only got one badge
HOSTESS!
I are the hostess with the mostest

DO YOU STILL HAVE THE COOKIE SUIT? Girl scouts sounds funner than brownies, I never dressed up as food. I was in girls brigade too, they were stricter and didn't like me. One time I got a prize for collecting the most money for charity: D
But then another time when I was seven I "encouraged others" to abscond from camp in the middle of the night, and got in lots of trouble :angry:

since i was in the girl-scout scene, i got badges for nothing. it was a great self-esteem booster for an eight-year-old mand made me look 'cool' to all the other piggie eyed jealous fellow girl scouts.

what a joke. HAHHAHAHAAH I REMEMBER! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

i was a girl scout for about a year. i really didn't like it. i was a lame child and still am. one thing i did like from the girl scout experience was getting to color things. i coloring. there should be a coloring class in school. i would get an A++++++++. that would boost my self esteem.
i may be dumb but i'm not dweeb i'm just a sucka with no self esteem.
i love afros i wish i could grow one just like a chia pet. if i had a chia pet i'd name it cha cha cha champ or cha cha cha charlie.
on another note fake bullet holes in cars=uncool. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. i hate them with a red hot firey passion of a thousand suns.
adios

i would name mine " flav-o-rite". or maybe "baklava"

i don't know. i have decided to take all my old girl scout patches (when i find them) and put them on a knapsack or maybe a tote bag. i would rock my girl scout heritage everywhere i would go. 1.2.3. it's my radtastic/joygasmic plan.
CAN I BUY THEM ON EBAY?

HAHAHA. i like smelly's interpretation of konstances missing better.

in related news: there is a guy in my english class whose name is constantine. he's like frenchish or something. he smelled REALLY bad the first day. at least i think that was him.

in other related news: i was a girl scout too. for like a year. in 4th grade i think. *cringey*

OH and in some other related news: there's another guy in my english class with a massive afro.

-end-

hooray for fros. man i wish i had one. if i did i keep stuff in it, like a first aid kit or cereal and milk. on the topic of cereal and milk everyone should go find the cereal and milk song by g love and the special sauce and listen to it. that song brings a smile to my face and warmth in my heart.
as for the girl scout patches i'm sure you could buy them on ebay knitsy. you can get everything on ebay. i could probably even buy myself an afro on ebay.
yes what an idea i will go buy myself a nice big puffy afro on ebay.
adios

Did anyone ever get swimming badges??

When I was four I got a ten metre one(H)
Hard fucking CORE. A whole width y0

I was one badass kid.

But when I could actually swim properly I got a 1000m one.
Only coz 1000m was all we were allowed to do, I was well up for swimming all day but we were RESTRICTED! :(

i read this story this girl was spose to do 100 metres or something bu tshe did 800 or something.. they said they were worried she couldn't do it becasue she was weak or had athsma or something. i was surprise they didn't stop her. they couldve killed her. my friend swims she comes into school smelling of chlorine. she swims with katy saxton the girl who won silver or something at world champs or something. and this boy in school does hockey and football and other sports which i do no like, he represents or used to represent hockey england under-16/17. he is called britney spears. namecalling is all the rage down south.