Ham-hams in the Martix.I'm the Neo.We need a Trinity and a Tank and Tanks bro. and the Cravy Guy

*Sauce walks down the street casually. His job is to inform more hamsters of the fact that the world is not real. What we live and breath, or think we do, now, is actually nothing more than an advanced virtual reality program devised by the robots that human create in the future, to make us THINK that we're living life, when in fact they're harvesting our energy, and our humans' energy, like batteries to give them more and more power.

Sauce crawls down a little hole in a field, and through some tunnels. He gets to a door at the end of a tunnel, and stops. He knocks on the door of....the Ham Ham Clubhouse.*

J:*wakes up**heres a knock on the *J:Who is it.
Sauce:It's me.
J:It's one in the morning.
Sauce:I know I 've got to tell you something.Meet me here*slips a paper in the door*

*stan wakes up too*
stan: who was the guy in the door?
j: he called himself sauce..........
stan:do you think we should wake up the other hams?
j:yes.....

J:Wake up we got to go to an abandon house.
Other Hams:No go to sleep!!!!!!
J:I guess its just us Stan.
Stan:I guess.
J:Well lets go.

(OOC: you guys shouldn't talk for other people unless it's absolutely necessary)

*Sauce waits in the old house. He expects all the hamsters of the area to come, though he realises they might not believe that what he has to say is very important. Some of his allies are with him in the house, too, including... *'

(You can be one of my allies. I'm pretty much the Morpheus of this RPG, and some people can be with me already knowing about the Matrix, while the others are the ones that need to learn and are in the HHCH.)

In the abandon house
J:Is any one here.Hello.Well Stan lets go up there.Stan are you ready hurry.

stan: sure......walks inside the abandoned and creepy house......*schkreaaaak*the door opens slowly* it's dark........and scary........*echoes* hello! someone!? *my own echoe was my only answer*
J: i'm scared.........
stan:me too....but we have to check the entire house, let's go upstairs.........
J:no way man.......
stan:let's go!

J:Sauce its you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a known terrorist. Who are they???*points at the other people*

*door in the distance is creecking open*sssscccrrrrrrcccchhhhhh
stan:what is that??
J:I don't know.....let's get out of here!!!!
Sandtaro:*gets out of the room from the door that was opening* hello
stan and J! What are you guys doing here???
stan:uh.......
J:uh...what he means is we are exploring this creepy house. I guess......
Sandtaro:creepy?
stan:uh.....sorta
J:you mean REALLY creepy! *echoes creepy creepy creepy*
Sandtaro:*huge sweatdrop*uh.........*speechless*
stan:do you live here?
Sandtaro:*falls in anime stile* no of corse not!
J:oh. Then what are you doing here?
Sandtaro:um.......*speechless*

*Edit* Note to self: Read the above posts more often.... >_<

Tiger:*woke up kinda late and sees that they left the note behind*hmm?*reads it*im going this stuff sounds im portant *leaves the clubhouse**10 minuites later*creaaak*main door slowly opens* hello?

J:We are in a known terrorists house.I'm hyper vanalateing.

Sandtaro: he he he *eats some cake* mmmmmm... :P

Tiger:........... :unsure:

J:Oh my gosh.

:kushi: :kushi: :kushi: *starts running around the room*J and :cappy: :We are going to d**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :kushi:

(since hes not here)Sauce:Take the red pill to go to the real world and Blue to go to bed and think this never happened.
OOT:I'm back again ::stoned::