i'm ham-ham hippie, the hippie-hat wearing stoner ham private frist class machine gunner...........who wansta be drafted???

I wanna be the food tester.

I wanna be in charge of the poison gas >=D XD

oik! here are your hats...

*dons alex and quixy*

......ok, alex, you have three options of attack:
"puke dust" (i'm not making this up)
which is the powder that creeps around the edges of your gas mask and forces you to vomit, leaving you two choices, either drown in your own wharf or take your mask off and breathe in the mustard gas, which is your second option of attack.

aaaaaaaaaaaannd quixy, be careful not to confuse ammo with food as all of the projectiles and grenades are also sunflower seeds.

we're not ready to attack the gerhams yet.....so sit back and relax.....

*lights up his bong*

I wanna do sumthin! :pray:

make me whatever you want, i don't care, as long as it's something tough-guy like

*Uses "puke dust" on the enemy* whoever they are. XD

alex, hold your fire!!!!
*lets out a big hit and continues to finish the bowl*
now, then.....

you un-specific dudes can just run with the ameri-hams.....
unless you wanna be nazi-hams.....
but not enough people are here yet to start an attack.....
we're chilling at the base now.....
we're all vommiting now, too!!!
*vomits and glares at alex*

now.....lets see.....hats for you two.....

*dons all new members with hats*

oh, yeah, custom jobs for poision gas and food testis....

*starts to paint a skull and crossbones on alex's helm but messes up*
well, theres always this....
*huffs the paint thinner*
wHat the jujubies is THAT?!?!?!?

*empties his magazine at a halloucination*

aawww.......who wansta come with me and get more ammo?
you all need army nicknames, too, for army purposes and stuff...
mine is Stoner.....
i know this is loosely put together but it will make sense once we are on the battlefield getting our ticky-ticky on.....

<=D My Bad *Vomits on his own shoes*

*grabs shoes and cleans them* we dont want the enemy to think we dont care about our shoes! I need sumthin to do besides cleaning shoes, which i dont like. Everyone, clean your own shoes!

it's okay alex......
tell you what...u can be squad leader when i die!
on one condition...........

tell me how to reply without making the message go to the right!

*sprays "puke dust cleaner" (ok i'm making it up now)*

hrmhrmhrm........ah, i guess we can lead an attack now.
conker could do it all alone.....
so, soldiers, ARE WE HAMSTERS, OR ARE WE SQUIRRELS????
thats what i thought.

WE ARE HAMSTERS MOVING TO DA RIGHT! W00T W00T!!!

I dunno XD

Thanks for cleaning my shoes Evil Pashmina o.o XD

you dunno?
you're not helping.....

evil pashmina, you can be our medic!
*paints a red cross on her helm*

don't let the dirtiness of our shoes hold us back.
we might end up with nazi-ham entrails strewn about our shoes.
this is the army, we wear boots anyways.

whot are your nicknames, people!?
we can't have the nazi-hams intercepting our real names!
when you get captured, give your felse name, rank, and cereal number.
when we have this established we can start.

name: Bob
rank: horse poop scooper
cereal...yumm...oh!
cereal number: 01134

*feels greedy being the food tester*

*Walks to enemy territory and gives her food to the judenhams* (Jews for all who might not have caught that WW2/holocaust reference)

I want food! GIVE ME FOOD!!!! :anime fall:

=O
nooooo!!!! qui- er, nickname unknown!
you need cover fire!!!!

*wastes the nazi-hams with snipes on quixy*

run away! run away!
(retreat for all yews jews that didn't catch the monty python reference)

*runs away and hugs her hero*

Nickname: Hello Stabby ;D

*Accidently pulls the pin on a smoke bomb and drops it*

Oops!

*Cough cough cough*

hello stabby, u dumkopf!

*fires his bongzooka and tear smoke is replaced with relaxing smoke a la ganja*

whats ur nickname, quixy?
and u2 blue ninja hamtaro dude?

me nickname = ALPHA MAC

we are under attack! AHHHHHHHHHH! im a nurse. were is my really powerful gun?

*Jumps into a Foxhole filled With Mac N' Cheese*

nice strategy, hello stabby, i'll be there to eat all of your food after alpha mac tests it........

nurse, i am entrusting you with this......
*hands evil pashmina the Bongzooka*

it's primary function is to bash the blitzkrieg, and i don't think you'd be interested in it's secondary function......

*hands alpha mac a Tompson*

this is the greaser. take care of it.

*stoner draws his Gewer sniper*


well..........lets move out, troops!

lol

if you laugh they will hear you. war is a game but it is not fun. you heard that ham! move out!

*suddenly all hams are in a ship heading towards the coast*
alright hams, heres the attack plan....
nazi-hams are suckers for revolutionaries......

and, quoting my hippie hero, Abbie Hoffman, "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it."
so, in thirty seconds our first duty is to get away with IT.

*takes out teddy bears and distributes them*

this is you cover.....

@#$%!!!!! my laptop battery is going dead!

ill continue this in 7th period.....

our leader is down! NOOOOOOOOO! what should i do? *grabs teddy bear and sits in a hole* everything in gonna be alright little bear.

*cuddles the teddy*

Aren't you a cutie w00tie fuzzy wuzzy ikkle thing?

*Cuddles CuddleS**
*gets Bombed*

*shoots person*
OMG! that guy is dieing! he is on the other team thingy but he is gonna die!
*goes over to help the guy* *gets stabbed in the smr by him* ouch.
*comes back* were is a nurse when you need one?

Nict! its been soooooooooooo loooooooooooooong since i replied.....

iv'e been neglecting this poor thing

*huggles his computer screen*

lets end this war

*starts singing "why can't we be friends"*