My computer moniter broke so I wasn't on. Anyway, here's a fanfic.
Boss is rearranging the clubhouse.
:boss:: Man on man. Everything I do for you hamhams. It's always me me me who does all the work. Man the things I do for you guys. If only I could do something to make them help me do some of the work that s cause by their mess.
Goes to closet.
:boss:: Hey! Where'd my feather duster go?
:bijou:: Oh I'm zorry. I have it.
He sees Bijou with the duster.
:boss:: Bijou? What are you doing here? It's way too early for you to show up. You never come in early. So what's up?
:bijou:: Today'z daylight zavings. We move forward an hour. Did you not forget?
:boss:: Daylight savings? Then I must of not set my clock forward yesterday.
:bijou:: Mind if I help you clean up?
:boss:: No it's okay. I can do this.
:bijou:: I'll help anyway. I mean some of this work is caused by some of my mess.
:boss:: Heh heh. Did I say that?
They clean for a bit.
:boss:: Man that was breath taking.
:bijou:: I think you deserve a little something.
:boss:: Huh?
:bijou:: I'm gonna make us some French Pudding!
:boss:: French Pudding?
:bijou:: It's a delicacy in franch. Maria likes to eat it. And so do I. I know how to make my own.
:boss:: Wow.
:bijou:: We could make some for us and the others.
:boss:: Well I wouldn't want you to work by yourself. So can I help too? I want to know how to make the stuff you're gonna make.
:bijou:: Okay. That'll be fun.
:boss:: I'll get the pots.
:bijou:: And I'll get the flour.
Boss gets a big pot. Bijou goes into a covert.
Cappy is in the tunnel on his way to the clubhouse.
:cappy:: I hope Boss don't mind me coming in a few minutes early.
Back inside.
:boss:: I got a big pot.
:bijou:: *while in covert* That's good. I almost got the flour. *gets it* Got it!
She peeks out of the covert with the flour. Boss has the pot over head.
:boss:: This is gonna be great.
Cappy peaks through window.
:cappy:: Hey. Bijou there. *sees them* Huh? What's Boss doing?
He trips. Then a bang is heard. Cappy peaks through the window to see Boss with the pan in his arms and Bijou in the covert again.
:cappy:: Oh no. Did Boss do what I think he did? Uhhhhhh.....ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
He runs away to get help. But back inside.
:bijou:: Oh no. There is no pudding here.
:boss:: Oops. I'm sorry. I forgot I don't have any pudding mix.
:bijou:: Well it wouldn't be the kind we need. I'll just have to get some mix from my house.
:boss:: Okay.
:bijou:: You just take this stuff over into the cooking area until I get back.
:boss:: Okay. I'll just dump the rest of the trash I was gonna dump today.
Bijou goes through the door in Boss's room.
:bijou:: And don't mention anything about our little pudding surprise okay?
:boss:: Sure thing. You can count on me.
:bijou:: He he. I know.
She leaves.
Back with Cappy, he exits the tunnels. The hamhams are coming.
:hamtaro:: Hey Cappy! What's up?
:cappy:: Ba ba ba..ba ba ba....he he he....
:howdy:: Trying to act like a sheep?
:dexter:: You need to get out of the heat?
:pashmina:: Need some candy bars?
:oxnard:: You need some food?
:cappy:: Ba ba ba Boss. He he he....
:hamtaro:: Slow down Cappy. What about Boss.
:cappy:: He he he.....
:stan:: What did he do man?
:sandy:: Nothing bad right?
:cappy:: He murdered Bijou!
The others gasp.
:sandy:: I totally take back what I said.
:hamtaro:: But Boss would never do something like that.
:cappy:: But I saw it. He had a pot over his head, and Bijou was watching in horror. And he slammed it over her head! *crys in Hamtaro's arms* It was so horrible! And he was my greatest friend!
:howdy:: I don't know about you, but whoever is a great friend to Boss must be one kind of fool.
:dexter:: Are you sure that was him doing it?
:cappy:: No one else where's a hat around here but him.
:pashmina:: But Boss would never do anything to harm Bijou would he?
:penelope:: Ookyee!
:maxwell:: She's right. Unless we know that he murdered Bijou we can't say he did.
Boss comes out of the tunnels with a big bag over his back.
:boss:: Hey guys.
:cappy:: Ahh! Boss!
He hides behind Hamtaro.
:boss:: What's with Cappy?
:hamtaro:: Boss. Cappy said he saw you do something with Bijou and...
:boss:: He saw me? Then he better not tell you what I was doing.
Cappy gets nervous.
:hamtaro:: What's in the bag?
:boss:: Oh just my latest trash I'm taking to the dump. Ha ha ha ha!
He walks away.
:cappy:: See? He did do it.
:hamtaro:: I can't believe it yet until I find out myself. Oxnard!
:oxnard:: Uh, what?!
:hamtaro:: You, Pashmina, and Penelope come with me to the clubhouse. The rest of you follow Boss.
:cappy:: Oh please don't send me after Boss. What if he tries to kill me?
:hamtaro:: Okay. You come with us then.
:cappy:: Oh thank you!
:stan:: We'll keep an eye on boss man.
:hamtaro:: Alright you guys! Let's go!
They split up.
Bijou in the meantime is in the kitchen in her home looking for the pudding mix.
:bijou:: Let's see. What did Maria last put the pudding mix? *looks* Here it iz! *tears a bit of the top of bag, goes in it and takes a cup of the mix and puts it in another bag* Thiz will be the best French Pudding ever!
She starts to head back.
Back with Stan, Sandy, Maxwell, Howdy, and Dexter....
:stan:: Look! The dump!
Boss drops off the bag and starts to head back to the clubhouse. The others hide as he passes.
:stan:: Come on you guys. Let's see what's in the bag.
:howdy:: Let's not and say we did?
:stan:: Come on.
They go down to the bag.
:stan:: I feel something furry.
:dexter:: It must be Bijou in there.
They open the bag a big and something blue like Bijou's ribbon falls out not completely.
:sandy:: Aw man. It's Bijou.
:maxwell:: Boss really did murder Bijou.
:howdy:: Close the bag! I don't wanna see the rest of that there body.
:dexter:: What are we gonna do now?
:stan:: Go back to the clubhouse and unmask the man he really is. Come on!
They drag the bag to the clubhouse.
Back with Hamtaro....
:hamtaro:: Okay Cappy. Where did Boss do what we know he did?
:cappy:: Right here!
They look inside.
:pashmina:: I don't see Bijou.
:penelope:: Ookyee!
:oxnard:: Maybe he took Bijou into that bag like he said.
:hamtaro:: Look, what's that?
Pashmina takes a blue ribbon out.
:pashmina:: It's one of Bijou's ribbons!
:cappy:: You see? He really did do it!
:hamtaro:: I can't believe it. Why did he do it?
:cappy:: We got to do something you guys! We gotta set a trap and capture the murderer!
:hamtaro:: Cappy?
:cappy:: Let's set up a trap and wait for Boss to step in it. Come on!
They set up a trap.
:cappy:: Okay. One of us will now get the police hams to get ready to capture him and send him to jail.
:oxnard:: Oh please let me go get them! I don't want to stick around here when Boss comes!
:hamtaro:: Okay Oxy. You can go.
:oxnard:: Oh goodie goodie! I'll be back!
He leaves through another tunnel.
:cappy:: *peeks through door window* He's coming!
:hamtaro:: Hide!
They hide. Boss comes in. He looks around for stuff. He then steps on in the middle of some rope circle, gets pulled up into the air, and then gets tossed into a net and is caught completely in it.
:boss:: What the heck!?
:cappy:: We caught him!
Oxnard and two police ham's come in.
:oxnard:: There he is!
:hamtaro:: That was fast.
The PHams get Boss down and handcup him.
:boss:: What's going on here?
PHam1: Boss, you are under arrest.
PHam2: For the murder of local resident Bijou.
:boss:: What?
:cappy:: Thought you could get away from something bad huh? Well too bad. Now you're gonna be sorry. Hope you like prison food.
PHam1: Okay tough ham.
PHam2: Where's Bijou's corpse?
He points to his room where Bijou comes out with the pudding mix.
:bijou:: Huh? What's going on. Boss?
:stan:: Stop right there! We got the corpse!
Stan and the rest come in.
:stan:: Here's the body Police dudes! Now you got proof that...*sees Bijou* Bijou?
:sandy:: Wait a minute. If she's there then what's in...
opens bag and garbage comes out.
:howdy:: It's nothing but junk!
:boss:: Can someone please explain to me what's going on?
:cappy:: Heh heh. Well.....
Later, everyone (including the Police Hams) are eating French Pudding.
:cappy:: I'm really sorry about the trap I set for you, and what I accused you for.
:boss:: That's okay.
:bijou:: You should know that he'd never do a thing like that. He loves me too much to do that.
:hamtaro:: See Cappy. Boss is too kind to Bijou to kill her.
:cappy:: Is there anything I could do for you Boss? To make it up?
:boss:: Well......You have to clean up after snack time. And as for the clubhouse, you have to clean up for a week. Ha ha ha ha!
:cappy:: Oh boy.
The End
Rate please.
it was good issac, keep it up!
xD tee hee that was rilly funny what a classic.
