He admitted over AIM.

River: I love Lara. I wish she could be my girlfriend since all the girls at my school are repulsed by my fat, ugly foot.

1:Wrong sn.
2:Wrong forum.
3:Watch it, old man, you're crossing lines now.

Oxnard, uh, River is a foot ball player you know. And, Lara Croft or whatever, WORST VIDEO GAMES EVER. Nuff said.