Well, as some people know, songs are constantly running through my head and I love to sing, so I've decided to make a thread where I'll sing a song if it gets stuck in my head to the point that beating it against the wall won't even help. First on the menu is....
Dare to Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic (1985)
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me!
It's time for us to join in the fight!
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys...
It's time to let the bedbugs bite!
You better PUT all your eggs in one basket!
You better count your chickens before they hatch!
You better...sell some wine before it's time...
You better find yourself an itch to scratch!
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can, when Mr. Whipple's not around!
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan....
Talk! With your mouth full!
Bite! The hand that feeds you!
Bite! Off more than you can chew! What can you do?
DARE TO BE STUPID!
Take! Some wooden nickles...
Look! For Mr. Goodbar!
Get! Your mojo working now! I'll show you how!
You can DARE TO BE STUPID!
You can turn the other cheek! You can just give up the ship!
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip....
DARE TO BE STUPID!
Come on and DARE TO BE STUPID!
It's so easy to dooooo.....DARE TO BE STUPID!
We're all waiting for yoooooouuuu...Let's go!
It's time toooo...make a mountain out of a molehill...
So can I get a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilt milk...
Now it's time for crying in your beer!
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA!
Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet...
And party till you're broke and they drive you away! It's OK!
You can DARE TO BE STUPID!
It's like spitting on a fish...it's like barking up a tree!
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free.....
DARE TO BE STUPID! Yes!
Why don't you DARE TO BE STUPID!
It's so easy to doooo...DARE TO BE STUPID!
We're all waiting for yooooouuuu.....DARE TO BE STUPID!
Burn your candle at both ends! Look a gift horse in the mouth...
Mashed potatoes can be your friends....
You can beee...a coffee achiever...
You can sit around the house and watch LEAVE IT TO BEEEEAVER!
The future's up to yooouu...so what ya gonna dooo?!
DARE TO BE STUPID! DARE TO BE STUPID!
What did I say? DARE TO BE STUPID!
Tell me, what did I say? DARE TO BE STUPID!
It's allllright....DARE TO BE STUPID!
We can be stupid all night! DARE TO BE STUPID!
Come on JOIN the crowd.....DARE TO BE STUPID!
SHOUT IT OUT LOUUUUUD! DARE TO BE STUPID!
I can't hear you....DARE TO BE STUPID!
OK, I can hear you now....DARE TO BE STUPID!
Let's go! Dare to be stupid....DARE TO BE STUPID!
Dare to be stupid...DARE TO BE STUPID!
Dare to be stupid....DARE TO BE STUPID!
Dare to be stupid....DARE TO BE STU-PID!
That is a weird song. :blink: :blink: :blink:
Why is there two of this thread? Make sure you delete one!
The system here had been yakkin' up most of that day....so that was an accident....I don't know if I can delete a topic..can I?
