Title: Bad Love
Description: Another Fanfic of mine
issac - August 5, 2003 04:22 PM (GMT)
Another fanfic of mine. I am the king of Boss fanfics. Forgive me for some parts that maybe not B+B to you. But they'll be that.
Boss is collecting flowers in a field.
:boss:: Ah. Bijou will love these.
He keeps collecting and falls down.
:boss:: Owwie! Huh?
He sees something shiney. He picks it up.
:boss:: Hey. A shiney rock.....wait a second. This is a diamond. Cool. Bijou will really like this.
Thinks for a bit.
:boss:: Maybe not. She probably has a lot of these back home. I'll just give her the flowers.
He is walking with them, he has the diamond in his hat.
:boss:: I hope she likes the selection I made.
He gets to the clubhouse. Only to see Hamtaro with flowers.
:hamtaro:: Here Bijou. Hope ya like it.
:boss:: What?!
:bijou:: Thank you Hamtaro. You're so kind.
:hamtaro:: Thanks Bijou.
:bijou:: I'm gonna put this in my cage. I'll be sure to water them everyday for you.
:hamtaro:: I'm sure you will.
Behind the door still...
:boss:: (I can't believe it. He beat me to her.)
After a few moments of them laughing, Boss just drops the flowers and just walks out out of the tunnel.
We see him on some hill at moonlight.
:boss:: *sigh* It looks like she likes Hamtaro more than me. Maybe they were meant for each other. I guess I'm just another ham with no one to love.
After a few seconds he hears a cry for help. He sees a girl being chased by a cat.
:boss:: She's in trouble.
The girl keeps getting chased. Then as the cat begins to pounce, Boss kicks it away.
:boss:: Bring it on catty!
The cat tries to scratch him but he manages to kick it in the face. It runs away.
???: Oh thank you. You are so brave.
:boss:: Hey thanks.
After a few moments of looking at each other, it goes to the next day at the clubhouse.
:hamtaro:: I wonder when Boss will come in. He hasn't been in here for hours.
:howdy:: Oh I wouldn't worry about him. You know about his little field ham buisness.
:dexter:: Howdy. He wouldn't be gone for too long without telling us where he be.
:bijou:: I'm starting to worry bout him.
:pashmina:: Don't worry. I'm sure he'll be back soon.
:penelope:: Ooykee!
:panda:: Hey! I think I see him now.
Boss and the girl come in.
:boss:: Hey guys. I'm back.
:stan:: Hey yo. Who's the gorgous ham girl?
:boss:: This is Lime. I saved her from a cat.
Lime: He was so brave. He was a super ham.
Hamhams: Wow.
:hamtaro:: Looks like you got a girlfriend now huh Boss?
:boss:: Sure do.
:howdy:: Hey wait a minute. I thought you like Bi...
Dexter hits him.
:bijou:: Hmm. She looks oddly familiar.
Lime: He was incredible. He did two jump kicks and the cat ran off. He was so brave and strong for someone like him.
:boss:: Oh come on. It was nothing.
:hamtaro:: So you gonna be in the clubhouse with us?
Lime: Oh would I?
:boss:: Of course you can visit. They come too you know.
Lime: Oh thank you.
:boss:: Let me show you around.
He shows her around a bit.
:bijou:: Hmm.. Something about her makes me think something is wrong.
Later that night, some shadowly figure sneaks into the clubhouse, and goes into the sunflower seed storage room with a bag.
Next day.....
:boss:: Oh no!
Hamtaro comes in.
:hamtaro:: What's wrong?
:boss:: My sunflower seeds are all gone! They were stolen!
:oxnard:: Stolen, oh no! Now I can't eat breakfest. And I haven't eaten yet.
:howdy:: You should always eat breakfest before then. Otherwise you'll break down cause you didn't have a fest. He he!
Lime comes in.
Lime: Ham ha everybody! Hello Bossy poo.
:boss:: Oh hi Lime.
Lime: What is wrong? You are upset.
:hamtaro:: His sunflower seeds were stolen last night. All of them are gone.
:boss:: Now I gotta go collect more before winter comes.
:maxwell:: Luckily it's not only for another few months.
Lime: I'm sure you'll get the ham who took your seeds right?
:boss:: Thanks for the notication.
Bijou comes in.
:bijou:: Excuse me wa. What iz happened?
:hamtaro:: Boss got his sunflower seeds stolen.
:bijou:: How terrible. Who could do such a thing.
Lime: I know. Who would steal from Bossy poo?
:bijou:: Bossy..poo?
:boss:: Well at least the seeds stored in the secret compartment under the table.
Lime: You don't say?
:bijou:: Hmmm......
Later that night, the shadowly figure comes back in. Moves the table, and opens the secret compartment. It takes all the seeds and puts them into a bag. Then leaves.
:boss:: Oh no! My seeds were stolen again! And it was in a secret spot that no one but us knows about! *crys*
:hamtaro:: There there.
Lime comes in.
Lime: I came here as soon as I heard that his seeds were stolen.
:hamtaro:: Good thing you came.
:boss:: Whoever stole the seeds will pay big time! I swear it!
Lime: I'm sure you will.
:bijou:: (How did she know his seeds were stolen? Could she be?)
Panda comes in.
:panda:: Hey guys! I think I know who keeps stealing Boss's seeds!
Shows picture of a ham wearing a mask.
:panda:: That's Lemon the Seed Swiper. She is constantly stealing seeds from other people so that they would stare during the winter. She could be the one stealing the seeds.
:boss:: It has to be. My seeds just don't disappear by themself. Ooo when I get my hands on her I'll...
Lime: Why don't we talk about something else like my travels across Japan.
:maxwell:: You've been around Japan a lot?
Lime: Yeah. You see...
They listen to her.
:bijou:: (I don't know. She seems to know about Boss's stuff more than anyone. What if she is the one who's stealing around here.)
Later that night... Bijou is hiding under a blanket .
:bijou:: I'm gonna find out who is behind this. For Boss's sake.
Then the door opens. The thief comes in again, and takes all seeds from the places Boss keeps them. The thief removes her mask for a second. And turns on her flashlight.
:bijou:: I was right. It was her all along.
She takes a picture of her.
Lime: This bum has more seeds than the lottery. And tomorrow I'll be rid of him. There's no need for him anymore. Cause he'll believe every word I say, and then I'll have him do something that he won't know he'd be doing.
:bijou:: Oh no.
Lime leaves with the goods.
:bijou:: I gotta tell the others.
She gets up and starts for the door out. The light turns on.
:boss:: What's going on in here? Huh?
He sees Bijou.
:bijou:: Uh. Good morning?
Next morning.
:howdy:: Man. Out of all the people, I didn't expect Bijou to go and steal like that.
:boss:: Why Bijou? Why would you steal from me?
:bijou:: I didn't steal the seeds. Why would I do it if I have an owner?
:hamtaro:: Bijou wouldn't steal. Would she?
:boss:: I saw her in here last night. It must of been her.
:bijou:: But Boss...
Lime comes in.
Lime: Hamha!
:bijou:: It was Lime! She's the thief! I saw her sneak in and steal the rest of your seeds.
Lime: Huh?
:boss: No. It couldn't be. She wouldn't steal from me. We're best friends. I saved her. She would never steal Bijou. I know her better than anyone.
:bijou:: But she did.
:boss:: I guess I was right. I guess I wasn't meant for you. I am meant for Lime. (grabs Lime's paw) Come on Lime. Let's go somewhere else.
Lime: Right behind you.
They leave.
:bijou:: But she did steal them. I know it.
:hamtaro:: This is awful. Boss must think she really did steal the seeds. This is just awful.
:howdy:: That settles it. He must not love her anymore.
:dexter:: Howdy!
:howdy:: Ooops.
:bijou:: What do you mean?
:maxwell:: Hey you guys! I just got the photos Bijou had. And you'll be in for a surprize.
They look at them.
Hamhams: It's Lime!
:hamtaro:: It really was her all along. And we were almost to the point where we would of though Bijou did do it.
:bijou:: And she's gonna pull off something big with him. And he won't know it until it's too late.
:hamtaro:: We gotta do something! Come on hamhams!
They go out the door and try to find Boss.
Somewhere else.
:boss:: So when we get there you want me to lift the rock up?
Lime: Right. I dropped something under it a while ago.
:hamtaro:: Boss wait!
The hamhams catch up.
:boss:: What's wrong you guys?
:bijou:: Boss please listen! She did do it! I swear.
:boss:: I'm not gonna take this from you.
:hamtaro:: She's telling the truth. Lime's really Lemon the Seed Thief.
:boss:: I don't believe this.
:bijou:: Even see this.
She gives them photos.
:boss:: It is Lime. But I don't believe it. Maxwell must of edited the photos.
:maxwell:: What?
Lime: Don't worry about them. Let's just get out of here.
:bijou:: Boss. Please believe us. You believe us do you? We're your friends.
He thinks.
:boss:: I do but...
Lime starts to walk a bit from him.
:bijou:: Look! She's leaving!
Lime: Don't listen to her. She stole your seeds remember? She is one bad thief?
:boss:: Wait a second. You don't call someone a bad thief like that. Unless you were the one to be the true one.
:hamtaro:: He believes us.
Lime: Ha! Okay. I admit it. I am really Lemon the Seed Thief.
:boss:: But why?
Lemon: I travel far and wide, stealing others seeds. I could sell the stuff for money, and steal them back. Of course the police were always on my tail. So I needed to secretly steal the seeds without them knowing it was me. So I changed my identidy to Lime. I hired a cat to pretend to chase me, so that someone too stupid to come and save me. You were so gullible. Thinking that I was just another ham in need. You're too soft. And so now I have the seeds, and you'll have to start looking for more. Too bad the seeds are rarer now. You'll probably starve to death during the harsh cold winter. Ha ha ha!
:boss:: I can't believe it. You desieved me.
Lemon: And now (the cat comes with the seeds in bags on back) I'll be on my way. So long, suckers! Aha ha ha!
:bijou:: Oh no you don't!
She gets on to try and get the seeds back as the cat races off.
:boss:: No! Bijou!
He goes after her.
:hamtaro:: Wait up Boss!
They follow.
Lemon: You are very annoying!
Bijou bites the cats tail.
Lemon: No! My loot!
The seeds drop and the cat runs away. Lemon and Bijou fell off.
Lemon: You annoying little rodent. I'm gonna have to get rid of you for good.
She starts to choke her.
:boss:: Put her down Lemon!
:bijou:: It's Boss.
Lemon: Errr. (puts her down) I'm gonna have to give you a lesson, Bossy poo.
:boss:: Bring it on thiefy!
They start to fight each other.
:hamtaro:: You okay Bijou?
:bijou:: I am. But what about Boss?
They are rolling, they go over a ledge. Above some little stream. Boss gets to his feet and rushes over to Lemon who is holding onto the ledge.
:boss:: Quick! Give me your paw and I'll pull you up!
Lemon: I don't need you. I don't need anybody!
She tries to go for a branch.
:boss:: You'll fall.
Lemon: Quiet! Who needs you?
Boss is stunned by those words.
Lemon: Yes!
But she slips and starts falling.
:boss:: Lemon!
She falls into the water.
:hamtaro:: Boss! What happened?
:boss:: I'm coming!
After a while Boss apologizes to everyone about Lemon and Bijou. They get the seeds back.
We see Boss on the same hill as in the beginning. Looking at the moon.
:boss:: Maybe Lemon is right. Who needs me? I'm just someone's tool. What's the point? I guess I'll never find true love.
Bijou comes up.
:bijou:: Boss. Mind if I sit with you?
:boss:: *sigh* Sure.
She sits.
:bijou:: I'm sorry things didn't go out as you wanted it to.
:boss:: I know. It looks like I'll never find love. I lost you, and I was betrayed by Lime. I guess there's no one for me.
:bijou:: Boss. Didn't you love me before?
:boss:: Huh?
:bijou:: I figured you too liked me a lot. Why didn't you tell me?
:boss:: Well I...I was worried that you wouldn't love me back.
:bijou:: What made you think I wouldn't.
Boss looks at her.
:bijou:: You can tell me anything. I can understand if you love me. I mean you don't know what happens later. You should focus on now.
:boss:: I guess your right. But what about Hamtaro?
:bijou:: What about him?
:boss:: You seem to like him more than, me.
:bijou:: Boss. We're just friends. You shouldn't worry. Sure, he has some things you don't have. But you need something you don't have. Besides me.
:boss:: What is that?
:bijou:: You need a family. And mine is just the right one.
:boss:: Thanks.
Las down.
:boss:: Isn't the moon beautiful? It reminds me of you. It sooths away my problems.
:bijou:: That's so sweet.
:boss:: Yeah.
Takes off hat for a second, the diamond from before rolls out. Bijou picks it up.
:bijou:: What's this?
:boss:: Oh that? I found it when I was picking flowers. I was gonna give it to you, but I figured you have every know diamond around.
:bijou:: Not this one. This diamond is the more rare than any diamond I've seen.
:boss:: I did?
:bijou:: Can I have it? You always wanted to give me something special.
:boss:: Sure. It's yours.
:bijou:: Thank you. You're the greatest ham.
She kisses him on the cheek. Boss blushes.
:bijou:: See you tomorrow, Bossy poo. He he.
She runs home.
:boss:: Did she call me Bossy poo? (thinks) I think she, loves me. I guess there is someone for me after all.
Heads home. Somewhere nearby...
:hamtaro:: Way the go Boss.
The End
Rate please.
tigrillo(stan) - August 5, 2003 04:56 PM (GMT)
issac - August 5, 2003 04:57 PM (GMT)
Yay! A mod likes my story!
iggy - August 5, 2003 06:56 PM (GMT)
I really liked the heart-felt talk between Boss and Bijou, it was good because it left some doubt whether Bijou actually likes him. Great story!
issac - August 5, 2003 07:03 PM (GMT)
That's two mods who actually liked my story. This is very exciting. *sniffs* *echos* Today! I feel like the luckiest man! On the face, of the earth!
Wait, I don't really get what you mean Iggy. You a H/B fan or something?
iggy - August 5, 2003 07:16 PM (GMT)
I am a Boss/Bijou fan actually. I liked it because it shouldn't be a for sure thing who Bijou likes. Although in your story it really leans towards B/B which is really good because I like that rare matchup.
issac - August 5, 2003 07:43 PM (GMT)
I knew there were others like me. Thanks for the comment.
InkyGirl - August 5, 2003 08:14 PM (GMT)
tig=admin
12. good story. (on a scale of 1 to ten) div is over advertising ur site at a manga/anime board X.X there is a person over there who sayz boss is her fave. i haven't checked on that board lately. **goes over to other board**
issac - August 5, 2003 09:16 PM (GMT)
I must thank him.
What's the URL to the forums?
divot - August 5, 2003 09:30 PM (GMT)
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Anime_Xtream/index.php? there it is the persen who likes boss is nightsky. inky and i go to these forums to.
10 i thought the fic was really good!
issac - August 5, 2003 09:38 PM (GMT)
Sandtarola - August 5, 2003 10:07 PM (GMT)
:o
That was the best fan fic I HAVE ever read. Really....I have never seen such a good Boss and Bijou Fan Fic. But if anything, It's the best Boss and Bijou fan fic I have ever read.
Issac......you write good stories. And you write so many so quickly. How do you do that? Do you have alot of free time?
issac - August 5, 2003 10:13 PM (GMT)
Thank you. Actually I do have trouble thinking of what to write. I'm busy playing Mystic Journey on BYOND and making the story. It took me a while to make the last fanfic before this one. I do have free time, but on Sundays my parents play Spider Solitaire.
Sandtarola - August 5, 2003 10:18 PM (GMT)
these boss and bijou fan fics are making me belive and like the couple boss and bijou more! New favorite couples!:
Boss and Bijou
Hamtaro and Sandy
Jingle and Sandy
Cappy and Penelope
Stan and Pashmina
Dexter and Pashmina
I like boss and bijou more than hamtaro and bijou now! But bijou and hamtaro look cute too! I like alot of couples though.
issac - August 5, 2003 10:20 PM (GMT)
He he. People are starting to like the couple. Neat! Maybe I should change my title to something like, Boss 'n' Bijou Believer. Yeah. That'll work.
Sandtarola - August 5, 2003 10:34 PM (GMT)
the cute pic at the bottom of you sig, where did you get it? What site? Are there other cute drawings of couples?? luv
divot - August 5, 2003 10:39 PM (GMT)
i still dont know witch i like better boss and bijou or hamtaro and bijou
issac - August 5, 2003 10:57 PM (GMT)
Tantan's Room is the place. It's a Jap Boss site.
All_Couples - August 5, 2003 11:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Sandtarola @ Aug 5 2003, 03:18 PM) |
...Hamtaro and Sandy... |
Hamtaro/Sandy! wooooooo (Since when do you like that couple?

I'll give it a 10!
issac - August 6, 2003 12:04 AM (GMT)
So many people like my story. This is amazing!
divot - August 6, 2003 12:14 AM (GMT)
thats cause your a good writer, espeicly when it comes to writing bout boss. :D
issac - August 6, 2003 12:15 AM (GMT)
divot - August 6, 2003 12:17 AM (GMT)
are ya ever gonna write a fic about boss and bijou's honeymoon? just wonderin'
issac - August 6, 2003 12:31 AM (GMT)
Well. I might. In GS3 they just relax on the ship. But I could make some kind of different honeymoon, still GS3, but not in the game.
divot - August 6, 2003 12:33 AM (GMT)
iggy - August 6, 2003 02:55 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (issac @ Aug 5 2003, 05:57 PM) |
| Tantan's Room is the place. It's a Jap Boss site. |
Whoa, that site is the best! The entrance picture almost blew me away, the artist's coloring methods are pure amazing.