Title: Crossover Fic!
Description: You know it's funny
Baggs - July 7, 2003 04:56 PM (GMT)
This story is a crossover between Hamtaro and Harry Potter. Hope you like it!!!
Me: Welcome to Hollywood Squares, where today our contestents are Sandy and Hamtaco.
Hamtaro: It’s Hamtaro!
Me: ...whatever.
Sandy: Like, WHOO!
Me: Let me explain the rules. Sandy, you’re X’s…
Sandy: BOO-YAY!
Me: … Hamtaro, you’re O’s
Hamtaro: But I wanna be the X’s
Me: Poo for you. Sandy will start, and pick a box. There is a celebrity in each box. That celebrity will be asked a trivia question, and if they get it correct, the box will light up with an X. If wrong, it will light up with an O. Same goes for Hamtaro, only if it’s wrong, it will light up with an X.
Sandy & Hamtaro: COOL!
Me: The people persons from Harry Potter will be in the boxes. Starting from the top corner across by rows: Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasly, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Gilderoy Lockhart, Minerva McGonnagal, and Servous Snape. Sandy, pick a box.
Sandy: Ummmmmmmm…Harry Potter *blush*
Maxwell: (appears out of nowhere) HEY! I’M YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!
Harry: I’m not one for hamsters anyway…
Maxwell: STAY OUTTA THIS, FREAK!!
Harry: MUGGLE-HAMSTER!!
Maxwell: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Harry: Stupefy!
Maxwell: *falls to the ground unconsious*
Sandy: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!
Me: Could we PLEASE just get on with it?
All: NO!
Me: Fine! YOU’RE FIRED!!
All: BUT WE DON’T WORK FOR YOU!!!
Me: *sweatdrops*
Harry: Ok…ask away, muggle.
Me: *glares at Harry* What is the capital of Hawaii?
Harry: Um…Hogwarts?
Me: ERRRR! WRONG! The correct answer in fact was “Honalulu”
Snape: Harry isn’t a very clever boy anyway, I wouldn’t expect him to know the difference from a piece of cheese, to a bottle of water.
Harry: I’ll “bottle of water” you…. Avada…
Me: Okay, then…*pulls Harry’s wand out of the way* let’s move on shall we?
*Harry’s box turns into an O*
Me: Hamtaro, your turn.
Hamtaro: Ummmmmm…Lockhart.
Lockhart: Oooooh! Goodie! Pesky pixie, pesatomie!!!
Me: Lockhart, this isn’t your close-up (a joke if you’ve seen the movie about a zillion times)
Lockhart: Eh hehehehe…
Me: Ok, Lockhart? What is the function of a rubber duck?
*Mr. Weasly runs in* Mr Weasly: EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW!!! HARRY?
*Everyone stares at Harry*
Harry: Er……Erm…
Lockhart: IT MAKES YOGART FLY IN YOUR HAIR!!
Me: *buzzer sounds* That is incorrect!
Sandy: *punches air* YES!
Air: Ouch…my bellybutton….
TBC: WHO WILL SANDY PICK?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME![I]
divot - July 7, 2003 05:35 PM (GMT)
it is kewl!!!!!!!! i likes it!
Lila - July 7, 2003 05:54 PM (GMT)
O_O WHOOOO!!!! POOKY DOOKY!!!!!
Moki Moki - July 7, 2003 05:55 PM (GMT)
Baggs - July 7, 2003 06:36 PM (GMT)
YAY!
Part 2 is coming soon!
Goofy is G'ay/dumb.
*EDIT* These censors are really stupid
Baggs - July 9, 2003 06:10 PM (GMT)
Awwwwwwww, no one except you three likes it! Nobody is even reviewing it on fanfiction.net!!! :cry:
Lila - July 9, 2003 06:57 PM (GMT)
I like what you did with the last poll answer! "ITS T3H SUX0RRR!!! XD XD XDX XD XD"
CoreMaster - July 9, 2003 07:01 PM (GMT)
Sorry Jewel, but I didn't like it. The jokes were pretty lame.
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:11 PM (GMT)
that's because you don't understand anything that's not video games or cars.
CoreMaster - July 9, 2003 07:20 PM (GMT)
Of course I do Lila, it's just you still have a grudge against me ever since I blocked you on AIM. :P
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:23 PM (GMT)
I've had a grudge against you ever since you came here! Triple post. haha...
CoreMaster - July 9, 2003 07:30 PM (GMT)
What the? Okay that's wierd. :huh: I only posted once.
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:35 PM (GMT)
the forum was down when you posted?
Kitsu - July 9, 2003 07:36 PM (GMT)
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:37 PM (GMT)
just don't understand -_-
Baggs - July 9, 2003 07:40 PM (GMT)
....that's because we ARE Metaphor Monks!
NYEHH!!!! You must read Potter head to understand, fatheaded car boy and Keats
Kitsu - July 9, 2003 07:41 PM (GMT)
I read the first couple chapters of the 5th book... I understand it, it's just not funny.
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:41 PM (GMT)
CoreMaster - July 9, 2003 07:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Sandy/Jewel/Heath @ Jul 9 2003, 03:40 PM) |
| NYEHH!!!! You must read Potter head to understand, car boy and Keats |
Too bad I'm too lazy to read those kinda books. :P
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:44 PM (GMT)
you're too lazy to read ANY books
Baggs - July 9, 2003 07:45 PM (GMT)
Fatheaded laziness: Another symptom of hungriness.
Crunch into a snickers!
Oh yes, unless he is like that everyday, then..... *runs*
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:47 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Sandy/Jewel/Heath @ Jul 9 2003, 11:45 AM) |
| Fatheaded laziness |
that should be his member title
jingle425 - July 9, 2003 07:47 PM (GMT)
i've read 4 of the books, and in the process of the 5.
have both movies, both PC games, a room full of Harry Potter,
i could go on forever...........
I didn't like it that much. corny jokes, kinda confusing, and I AM THE HARRY POTTER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:49 PM (GMT)
pokay...go team up with fathead and keats, then
CoreMaster - July 9, 2003 07:51 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lila @ Jul 9 2003, 03:47 PM) |
| that should be his member title |
Well I control my Member title so :P on you
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:52 PM (GMT)
Baggs - July 9, 2003 07:54 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jingle425 @ Jul 9 2003, 02:47 PM) |
i've read 4 of the books, and in the process of the 5.
have both movies, both PC games, a room full of Harry Potter,
i could go on forever...........
I didn't like it that much. corny jokes, kinda confusing, and I AM THE HARRY POTTER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I have both PC games, all 5 books, read em all, potter stuff ALL over my room, im making a site devoted to him, i own both the movies!! TOP THAT!!!! XD
jingle425 - July 9, 2003 07:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lila @ Jul 9 2003, 02:49 PM) |
| pokay...go team up with fathead and keats, then |
i am on NO ONE'S team!
at least i cared to read the books.........*glances at core*
I'm just saying my opinion. you don't have to start a war over an opinion.
Kitsu - July 9, 2003 07:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Sandy/Jewel/Heath @ Jul 9 2003, 02:54 PM) |
| QUOTE (jingle425 @ Jul 9 2003, 02:47 PM) | i've read 4 of the books, and in the process of the 5.
have both movies, both PC games, a room full of Harry Potter,
i could go on forever...........
I didn't like it that much. corny jokes, kinda confusing, and I AM THE HARRY POTTER MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I have both PC games, all 5 books, read em all, potter stuff ALL over my room, im making a site devoted to him, i own both the movies!! TOP THAT!!!! XD
|
*tops it with Inu Yasha stuff*
Lila - July 9, 2003 07:57 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jingle425 @ Jul 9 2003, 11:55 AM) |
at least i cared to read the books.........*glances at core*
|
at least you CAN read books
Baggs - July 9, 2003 07:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jingle425 @ Jul 9 2003, 02:55 PM) |
at least i cared to read the books.........*glances at core*
|
*explodes at fatheaded laziness*
XD well, keats has a pointttttttttttttttt
muffles AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! FLUFF-A-STUFF!!!
:hiya: MOREEEEE FLUFF-A-STUFF
Lila - July 9, 2003 08:00 PM (GMT)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
muffles ^^
jingle425 - July 9, 2003 08:02 PM (GMT)
I can read! someone admits it! no one has before!
i already have a site devoted to him. so nyah.
muffles muffiny^^
Kitsu - July 9, 2003 08:04 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jingle425 @ Jul 9 2003, 03:02 PM) |
| i already have a site devoted to him. so nyah. |
I would have an Inu Yasha site, but I don't know anything about HTML.
Lila - July 9, 2003 08:04 PM (GMT)
SfTbLlBrT1: i remember a show on nick junoir called maisy, and they talked like *mememememe! MEEEEEE! mememmemememememe* and this narroator was translating their language XD
Baggs - July 9, 2003 08:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (jingle425 @ Jul 9 2003, 03:02 PM) |
I can read! someone admits it! no one has before!
i already have a site devoted to him. so nyah.
muffles muffiny^^ |
OOOOOOOOOH!!! URL PWEASE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MEEEEEEEEE MEMEMEMEEMEMEEM!\
Well, i dooooooo.
SfTbLlBrT1: my mom is cool
ZimLover90: XD
SfTbLlBrT1: we turned on disney
ZimLover90: mine is really mean
ZimLover90: XD
SfTbLlBrT1: and the Wiggles live were on
ZimLover90: XD
SfTbLlBrT1: you know the Wiggles, right?
SfTbLlBrT1: XD
ZimLover90: EEEEEEEEEEEEEW
ZimLover90: THEY BE NASTY
ZimLover90: XD
SfTbLlBrT1: them strage folk?
ZimLover90: yes
ZimLover90: XD
SfTbLlBrT1: that count wiggle trees?
ZimLover90: XD
SfTbLlBrT1: and dance with a purple octapus?
SfTbLlBrT1: XD
ZimLover90: XD
ZimLover90: that is WRONG
ZimLover90: I saw it once
SfTbLlBrT1: I KNOW
ZimLover90: the octapus
SfTbLlBrT1: me too
ZimLover90: eeeeeew
ZimLover90: they were all dancing around...
ZimLover90: EEEEEEEEEW
SfTbLlBrT1: they were all like, "Well, BLOW ME OVER!"
SfTbLlBrT1: and they literally did XD
Lila - July 9, 2003 08:20 PM (GMT)
I said XD a lot HAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Baggs - July 9, 2003 08:21 PM (GMT)
I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Wiggles are g'ay.
*EDIT* D@MN THESE CENSORS!!
CoreMaster - July 9, 2003 08:22 PM (GMT)
Well, I'm offically scarred for life after seeing that Aim Log -_-
Lila - July 9, 2003 08:22 PM (GMT)
my mom doesn't know what XD is....Happy to hear that we've scarred your fat head, fathead!
