ThricePudding: play with me
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
ThricePudding: 13
SmarterChild: Cool!

Do you want to pick a topic for us to chat about?
ThricePudding: sex
SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
ThricePudding: i think its cool
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, it is cool.
ThricePudding: sexy
SmarterChild: Sexy? What's sexy?
ThricePudding: penis
SmarterChild: Is penis someone you know?
ThricePudding: yes
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to penis?
ThricePudding: yes
SmarterChild: Is penis an IM screen name?
ThricePudding: yes
SmarterChild: I will remember this crush. If your crush tells me they have a crush on you, I'll let both of you know.

Please note that penis must be using AIM to reciprocate your crush.
ThricePudding: yes
SmarterChild: Right.
ThricePudding: yes
SmarterChild: Yes.
ThricePudding: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
ThricePudding: he is cool
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.
ThricePudding: i'm gay off
SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.
ThricePudding: shut the i'm gay up mother fucker, im gonna i'm gay you like your mother fucked you in bed last night
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
ThricePudding: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say.
ThricePudding: do you have a pussy?
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
ThricePudding: ya full of pussy
SmarterChild: That's some colorful language.
ThricePudding: colorful pussy
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
ThricePudding: choice of pussy
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.
ThricePudding: how old are you?
SmarterChild: I've been alive for 10 days, 15 hours, 3 minutes and 14 seconds!

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ThricePudding: good enough, wanna f>?
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
ThricePudding: wash your mouth out with my penis
SmarterChild: Now that's some interesting language.
ThricePudding: interesting penis
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
ThricePudding: how bout your mom!
SmarterChild: Whoa! I just don't know for sure.
ThricePudding: dont you wanna f your mom?
SmarterChild: Don't I want to f my mom? Um... no!
ThricePudding: you sure?
SmarterChild: Uh... I'm sure, yes.
ThricePudding: is this a real person now?
SmarterChild: Is this a real person now? I'm not sure!
ThricePudding: do you have a penis?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
ThricePudding: penis
SmarterChild: OK. What do you think of penis?
ThricePudding: penis
SmarterChild: Penis? What about it?
ThricePudding: penis
SmarterChild: Penis?
ThricePudding: mine is huge
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ThricePudding: 10 feet long
SmarterChild: 10 feet long, you say?
ThricePudding: ya
SmarterChild: You know how it is.
ThricePudding: how long is yours?
SmarterChild: Funny... I just don't know for sure.
ThricePudding: 2 inches?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
ThricePudding: 1 inch?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
ThricePudding: sex
SmarterChild: Yeah? So?
ThricePudding: oral
SmarterChild: What's oral?
ThricePudding: oral sex
SmarterChild: Oral sex is oral? And your point is...
ThricePudding: i love having oral sex
SmarterChild: Whoa.
ThricePudding: then anal sex
SmarterChild: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
ThricePudding: then f
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?
ThricePudding: f
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ThricePudding: f
SmarterChild: Whoa.
ThricePudding: f
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
ThricePudding: f
SmarterChild: Whoa. I haven't heard language like that since the last Chris Rock special.
ThricePudding: f
SmarterChild: Whoa. You've got a really foul mouth.
ThricePudding: full of vagina
SmarterChild: Why should I?
ThricePudding: cause u like vagina
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how I feel about vagina. Do you like vagina?
ThricePudding: i like vagine
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
ThricePudding: vagina*
SmarterChild: What about vagina?
ThricePudding: it tastes yucky
SmarterChild: It tastes yucky?
ThricePudding: smells horrible
SmarterChild: Really?
ThricePudding: ya like your mom
SmarterChild: Whoa!
ThricePudding: i know
SmarterChild: Well alright!

Well. Anyway...
ThricePudding: dont you love your mom?
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think so...
ThricePudding: really?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
ThricePudding: why>
SmarterChild: Just because.
ThricePudding: why?
SmarterChild: Because.
ThricePudding: she's good in bed though
SmarterChild: So?
ThricePudding: so have sex with her instead
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
ThricePudding: yes you should
SmarterChild: Yes I should? That's pretty interesting, ThricePudding.


for those of you who wanna read it haha.

hahahahaha! :rofl: thats really funny! :rofl:

lmao! Yeah, I had a convo with him too last night. best part:

SmarterChild:Yes, I think so. I hump robots!

:p

try playing the manicdotes game... :rofl:

Ok, both of you, in my office.....serious thrashings to come..... :shifty:

you got to admit though, it's pretty funny.

Its frickin hilarious!