Pick up lines are funny, we all have heard a few, so everybody, post your favorites.
-KiX :headband:

i usually use this one

You look fine, wanna have sex with me?

:D

Funniest non-cheesy pick-up line of all time

"I know what you are thinking. Dave Thomas...founder of Wendy's"

I guarantee the girl will laugh

"i forgot my number, can i have yours?"

aha so old and so lame

nice legs. when do they open?

lolz lunch i should try that one

Id like to dip you in cheez whip and spread you over a

Ritz Cracker. :firedevil:

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word ;)

all the motels and hotels are closed, can i sleep with u?

If i followed you home would you keep me. :rockon:

Please Dont Post Nudity, even if it is hot cartoon porn, you are flogging the walrus to a cartoon idiot.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hi. You'll do.

a snake bit my penis can u suck it for me pretty pls?

do you know the sun cuz you brighten up the day for me.

are you a broom cuz you swept me right of my feet

Walk up to a girl at the bar and ask her
"Hey are you walking to your car alone later?",
"I'll be over there watching you all night."

^^ Dane Cook. he is great. :D

oh yah
every body go towww.danecook.com

"i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?"

ill be your teddy bear

hey eskimo, i thought i was your snack pack!

wow, this Forum just reached a new low

Hey Baby, You want to (mumble quickly under breathe) not, go back to my apartment and do it?

ha - kinz told me this one a while ago..but its still funny

Guy-Hey..wanna come over later..ya know maybe hang out..order pizza..have sex

Girl - no

Guy-..what..? you dont like pizza??

i dont really know if thats a pick up line..but it was funny so i had to post it!