Here’s a great storyline!

It was cold in New York City as Gaia walked through the park by doing this she know she was asking for rape/ murder or maybe even both- but that's what she wanted she wanted someone to mess with her so she could beat the shit out of them. Believe or not she hated the FBI she'd rather be a waitress and make lousy tips. The chill bit at her nose and made her eyes water. She could see a shadow in the darkness of the New York light. She wondered what move she should try out. How but a fresh round house kick to the head and a beautiful broken nose. She crept up on the guy but before her leg even made contact with the guy’s head. He caught her ankle in mid air.

“Gaia, you’ve tried to kill me way too many times- it’s got to stop!”
It took a while for Gaia a while to register the fact that it was Ed who was being a cheeky ass.
“Hi Ed, can I please of my ankle back it’s attached so don’t worry’
The truth was Gaia didn’t want him to let because his touch was so soft and made her feel so safe just like the day she should have stayed, they day Ed bought bagels the day that day seems so long ago.
Ed let go.
“Thanks Ed”
Ed took a long look at Gaia and he still loved her as much as ever so three whole years apart hadn’t changed a thing (DAMN- I’m engaged to Kai as well).
“Gaia why are you in the park at this time- actually why are in New York”
“I could ask you the same thing- the park thing not the New York thing”
That was the million dollar question he couldn’t exactly tell her he was in the park the night before his wedding trying to remember trying to mentally bring her back to him and low and behold it worked! Three good hours later but hey look whose laughing now- sure I meant to be at my stag do in an hour.
“I asked first”
“Ed don’t make me hit you”
Shit, now he had to spill.
“I’m going to a wedding tomorrow”
“You poor baby- I mean poor you- whose is it?”
“Oh it’s mine” Ed mumbled
Though she heard him clearly she couldn’t believe it he was only 21 his not meant to be married. Gaia turned to run but Ed caught her wrist and spun around so that she was facing him with his arms securely around her waist- she was now so close she could feel his breath against her cheek.
“What’s the obsession you have with my body parts- tonight Ed?”
He just wanted it to be her he was marrying tomorrow morning, her that would be lying next to him on the white sand beaches in Barbados, her that he would have two boys and three girls name Edette, Edwina and Edany though he was sure Gaia would hate him for it.
“You never answered my question”
“The anniversary of Jake’s death”
“Oh”
“Here’s a late invite for you to my wedding”
Gaia didn’t know if she wanted to go but hey they were friends nothing else though this position may suggest differently. And she had right to see who was marrying her Eddie erm she meant Ed.
“So who is she?”
“Kai”
Gaia wanted to die she couldn’t believe that she was losing Ed to that anmie bitch.
“Let go of me Ed”
“No”
“I don’t involve myself with married men”
And with one swift movement she had broke his lock….okay she did in her mind but not in reality.
“If you really wanted me to let go wouldn’t you have death kicked me by now?”
That was a true fact she would have she was about to answer when her cell phone rang.
“No, you said I had leave and that’s leave I intend to take”
“Yes, I’ll be there first thing tomorrow evening”
She turned to Ed.
“I need to go” she kissed him quickly and he let go and she ran.
Ed had lost her…again.

Gaia finally made it to the famous Waldorf Wisteria hotel where she was greeted by the door with obvious sugar coated smile.
“Good evening Miss Bulenar, how has your evening been?”
Stupid ass…don’t mess me with I can snap your neck you wanna know how my evening was total and utter shit…the boy I lost it to is getting married some bitch right out of a Saturday morning cartoon and I still want him!
“Great”
Gaia moved swiftly and gracefully to the elevators she pushed the button for the thirteenth floor (unlucky thirteen no wonder she saw Ed tonight) the sound of the elevator broke her thoughts.
She entered upon arrival she kept her head bowed as a small tear drop fell from her eye.
There was a sudden jolt and the elevator came to an abrupt halt.
And low and behold it was Mr. Edward Fargo with his cheeky ass grin and beautiful gleaming eyes.
“Ed! how did I know it was you- how did u know I was here?”
So what was he meant to say that he followed her like some psycho freak because he didn’t want to lose her again?
“Earth to Ed”
Ed stayed quiet and just looked into her eyes.
“Edward?”
Even though he hated it when people called him that- he sound so good for Gaia to say it.
“Gaia, we need to talk”
Ed does it like I want to talk? I just want to curl up in my bed and watch the Golden Girls I need Blanch to make me laugh- coz I feel like shit”
“No, Ed, no we don’t”
Damn this maybe my only chance and here I am blowing my chances again. What the hell does he want from me exactly? Does he want everything to go back to the day he bought me bagels…mmm bagels with cream cheese and chives.
“Gaia, I’m late for…erm…something so meet me at the park under the Arc de Triomphe”
Does Ed really think I’ll just jump like a little lap dog?
“No, why should I?”
Ed was going to have to bring out the heavy artillery and it was something he didn’t want to do,
“Three words Krispy Kreme Doughnuts”
Mmm doughnuts…yummy
“Okay, but only for the doughnuts”
Yeah of course it’s for the doughnuts why would she do it for me…no reason at all.
“I would but then again your getting married tomorrow” Gaia reminded him “And I’m guessing that something your late for is stag party…right?”
“When did you become such a Nancy Drew?”
What snide comment should me Gaia Moore come up with?
“At about the same time you became interested in anime cartoons”
Ouch, that hurt… a lot…well two can play at that game.
“By the way how’s Sam”
Ed you bastard that was a real cheap shot in fact I’m gonna have to get you back BIG time.
Gaia raised hand to slap that smirk off his face but again he must have seen it coming because he grabbed her wrist and pushed her up against the far wall of the elevator which had now been halted for about fifteen minutes.
Okay so she liked being close feeling his body heat against her skin so, so she kissed him and she didn’t quite know who was more surprised but the, then she remembered he was engaged and she broke their forbidden kiss.
“I’m sorry, Ed…I shouldn’t have done that”
Like hell she was sorry.
Ed still needed to make his party…there’s going to be cake…if you know what I mean.
“Meet me at 4:30 am okay”
And with that Ed restarted the elevator and got out at the next floor.
“Remember I’ll have doughnuts”

Good starting chapter,continue.

oh you're good!

well...it soudns likes ur an Ed lover....YES!

GOOOD STOOOOORY!

carry on

Anyone's better than Jake. I'm glad there's finally an Ed and Gaia fanfic going on.

u know what? i like it. i mean i miss jake not being there, but i dont want ed to marry kai and i think im ok with ed ending up with Gaia now.

omg i love it, its sooo good
as u can tell from the name on here, im totally a fan of ed and im very very happy that u came up with an ed and gaia fanfic, ur awesome!!

here you go- my Ed lovers
Ed waited and waited and then he waited some more the silence throughout the park made the hair on his neck stand on end and there he said holding a dozen glazed chocolate doughnuts
New York is meant to be the city that never sleeps but it seems they had all had a cup of hot coca and gone to bed.
Ed then heard the sound of breaking twigs.
“Gaia?”
“No!”
And then the next thing that Ed met was darkness pure and utter darkness and the doughnuts were gone.

Okay so she was there waiting and Ed was five minutes late hadn’t he asked her to meet him at 4:30 am well she’d got there and 4:32 am and Ed wasn’t here and she wanted her doughnuts.
Gaia gave up on waiting and moved to leave when she heard heavy breathing, She quickly got into fighting stance, when she realised that it was someone not attacking her rather someone that had been attacked.
Gaia ran to the lifeless body and then let out a scream when she realised the battered body belonged to Ed.
She scooped Ed up onto her lap and rocked him slowly as if he was dead.
“Mm nice soft cushions mum”
Gaia jump backed faster than the speed of night causing Ed to smack his head on the concrete.
Serves him right thought Gaia. However Ed wasn’t coming to and it didn’t exactly look like he was breathing…okay so now she was slightly worried about Ed’s state.
She went to where he lay and knelt beside him just to check his pulse. Just as she picked up his limp arm Ed pulled her close towards him and said “How many times do you make that?”
“What?”
Maybe Gaia knew what he was talking about…just a little bit.
“Because I make it four times you’ve tried to kill me now this behaviour has to stop immediately, young lady” Ed laughed
“Ed?” Gaia asked eager to change the subject “Where are my doughnuts”
They reason Gaia really came…chocolate glazed doughnuts isn’t that right Gaia…of course it is!
“Yeah, those I kinda got attacked and I lost them…however I do have some back at my apartment”
Ed was looking deep into Gaia’s blue eyes- he had no idea what was going on in her head and this little rendezvous will clear a few things up- and let him know if they ever stood a chance together whether it was as girlfriend and boyfriend or man and wife.
“Chocolate glazed”
Ed nodded and smiled- Gaia had to convince her it was all for those calories inducing and in her heart she knew it was because she wanted to be as close to Ed as humanly possible.
They walked to his apartment building in silence, they got into the elevator in silence, they rode is silence.
The silence was finally broken by the simple jangling of Ed’s keys.
“Ladies first” he stated
Gaia walked into the apartment and nostalgia she remembered every moment that was spent and on instinct she turned to run towards the door that Ed was blocking.
Ed grabbed her by the wrist and dragged her to the sofa, this time it was going to be him that took control and him that had the last word….at least that’s he hoped it would be.
“Well, Ed now that you have me in your lair….what do you want”
I want you Gaia he screamed inwardly, I want to be you my arms are wrapped around when it’s cold. I want it to be you period.
“Let me get your doughnuts”
Yes he was stalling and his palms were sweaty- damn giabetties I need my gaiasalin (A/N insulin with Gaia’s name in front of it) pen and now.
Ed came back into the living area with a plate full of glazed doughnuts- Ed prayed Gaia didn’t noticed they weren’t krispy kremes but from the bakery on bleaker street.
Gaia took a bite and then grimaced-and spat out unattractive piece of chewed up doughnut!
“Ed, these are NOT krispy kremes, the sugar is not knocking me out”
She couldn’t believe he’d got her here on false pretences- so she stood to leave. Ed rushed to door blocking her way.
“Ed, I’ll ask you once….MOVE!”
Like hell he was going to let her walk out of his life again so he didn’t budge and could the annoyance rise in Gaia’s eyes.
Again all Gaia could resort to was extreme violence she raised her hand which had been elegantly formed into a fist- but yet again she was sloppy and he caught her by the wrist and manoeuvred her so that her back was up against the door- again their lips were just inches apart…that was until Gaia kneed him in the “crown jewels”
Ed was now doubling over in pain.
“Gaiiiiiiiia”
And now Gaia was free to leave the building at that’s exactly what she did accept she was running and more worryingly she was crying.

What would you like to happen next

oooh good!! stupid gaia though, who CARES if the dougnuts weren't krispy kremes!! ARGH!!

She is dumb, dumb!

ED AND GAIA FOR EVER DUDE!

totally!!!
ed and gaia belong together!!!
wat is wrong w/ gaia? y is she not being w/ ed? shes so stupid

“Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sign of God – and in the face of this company – to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony” boomed the eccentric priest
What the hell was Ed doing getting married to someone he didn’t even love and if he was truthful- all Kai was, was a little bit of fun and thing that he thought would help him get over Gaia.
“Do you Edward Fargo take Kai Whatshersecondname to be your lawful wedded wife to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer till death do you part?”
Till death do we part eh? Maybe Kai might just have a nasty accident she might get hit by a bus or something? Ed voiced inwardly
“I do”
At least I think I do
“Do you Kai Whatshersecondname take Edward Fargo to be your lawful wedded husband to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer till death do you part?”
“Like totally”
I hope his finally forget about Amazon freak Gaia because Ed is mine now all mine. Kai thought
“If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.” He stated holding his breath expecting something as it always did in New York
“I do”
The congregation gasped and turned to the back of the church to see a tall blonde beauty, with the blondest hair known to man, dressed in white Capri pants and a simple black blouse…of course it was Gaia.
“Gaia you bitch-how can you do this to me Ed’s mine…M.I.N.E. MINE!” she screamed.
Kai couldn’t believe it was happening and unfortunately she knew how this story ended and she wasn’t going to bother to fight but however she wanted to see what Gaia had to see.
The priest sighed “State your reason my child”
“That boy” Gaia started emphasing the word boy. “His not in love with her but instead his in love with me” Gaia smirked she couldn’t believe she ruining the most important day in a girls life and she seemed to be enjoying it a little to much”
Ed turned to Kai he needed to explain to her he made his first mistake when he opened his mouth.
“Kaia….ha ha I mean Kai…I’m sorry that it had to be this”
BRING
BRING
BRING
“Ed wake up”
Ed turned over after only 2hrs sleep it was 6:45 am and Gaia had come for him in his dreams anyway.
He was getting married in the morning and ding dong the bells were going to chime…yeah…right.
Ed got out of bed and into the bathroom for a scalding hot shower



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oooo a dreammm carry on..i aint no ed fan but he betta den jake

DAMNIT!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL!!! :angry:

something like that better happen soon though. :D

Yeah,it sounded great.This chapter was great.Continue,please.Previous was okay -although i dont quite get that donugh think.

i'l say it again



GAIA AND ED FOREVER!

Naturally it was a dream... otherwise the preacher would have used Kai's last name: Katsura.

Kai stood waiting at the alter looking like a fool she prayed and prayed that Ed’s party got out of hand and he was tied to a lamp post somewhere in Central Park- he couldn’t do this to her alter everything she gave up- she could have gone to University in London she could have been anything but no she gave everything up to with the man that she loved the man that supposedly loved her to. Ed was a whole forty five minutes late- Kai knew what they were thinking poor little girl- being stood up like that.
The priest cleared his throat and said, “Would you like to continue Miss “Whatshersecondname?”
“Yes”
Please Ed, please don’t let me down on one of the most important days of my life.

There Ed sat in Central Park, thinking of Kai standing at the alter in wedding dress that made her look like a giant meringue, Ed let out a hearty laugh and couldn’t believe he was being so mean as to ruin her day- because no matter what a women says their wedding is always theirs and nobody else’s and apparently it’s all about the dress.
Ed had the sudden urge to walk and he had no idea where is designer clad feet were going to take him- but it was anywhere but the church in East Village.
He feet placed him in front of the formidable Waldorf Wisteria hotel the one where Gaia was staying,
He strutted to the front desk and asked the beefy reception clerk and asked, “What room is Gaia Moore staying in please?”
Strangely the clerks face darkened but then changed into a sadistic smile. The clerk had been right Mrs Blunar wit Miss Moore and now, now he had her.
“Of course sir 13th floor room 219”
Ed of course was blissfully unaware that Gaia’s face may be them last thing he saw and his may be the last she saw. As from the moment he gave her were operatives were on their way for the demise of Gaia and any one else in their path.


A/N i don't like kai thats why i dropped her second name

Great chapter!

Yeah, I"m really liking it...go on :)

omg i love this b/c i dont like kai either
gaia and ed should totally be together, they belong together

*shrug* I don't think Kai's that bad.

Ed stood in front of Gaia’s hotel door and gave three repetitive raps…he waited there was silence. Again he knocked on the door and for humour added “Room service for a Miss Moore” He said in a really bad Spanish accent.
Inside Gaia froze with worry at this point if she did have the fear gene her heart would be thumping at yet it remained at a steady and rhythmic beat- like two people doing the waltz in a spacious ball room.
Gaia ran to the door and pulled Ed in with brut force hoping no one had seen him.
“Whoa easy tiger , there enough of the Ed-myster to go around”
Oh yeah that was Ed alright and right now Gaia wanted to kill him and I mean brutally not only did he put himself in danger but the whole organisation as well, as they had been working a money laundering scheme in which they printing up fake bills and distributed them to over a hundred countries and all this was being conducted by the mafia of all mafias they named themselves muerte mi amigo Spanish for death my friend- these men were a force not to be reckoned with they had been working on this case for over two decades- and now twenty years of work of gone down and all because Ed was in LUST.
Gaia instantly so red and with a swift movement kicked Ed in the head knocking him out and for some reason she felt guilty for doing so and no matter how much she tried she couldn’t shake it off.
Ed came out of his comatose set to find Gaia routing through her bags, why the hell did she do that? Ed just wanted to see her and tell her and tell her what she already knows. Hang why exactly was Gaia packing her bags.
Ed stood and wearily moved towards her.
Gaia had sense his comatose state had ended and began to speak before Ed had a chance to move his lips.
“Ed, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again you are an arse a big one a…you get my drift right…Ed in 45 minutes we both could be very dead and it’s all your fault you see I work for the….I work for…I work for my dad and I was here under a assumed identity and you blew it just by asking for me”
The reality of what just happened soon began to sink in and Ed was frantic, Gaia was talking on her phone giving him such a look of disgust he just wanted to die.
“Finally” Gaia smiled. “This just might save me”
Gaia pulled out a red wig that featured over the top curls- she pulled on simply as if it were a regular thing the next act of transformation was vivid green contacts.
Gaia moved to go to the bathroom with a package in her hands and when she emerged she was dressed like a maid from the Waldorf Wisteria.
Ed gawped and then gawped some more- he couldn’t actually believe how good she looked.
“Ed please put your tongue back into your huge head”
It took a little bit of work but he managed it.
“Now, Ed I need you to listen to me very carefully…You need to go down the fire escape which is located at the end of this corridor and once your feet are safely on the ground you will meet me at Grand Central because now we’re on the run”
Ed was glad she was going to be his Thelma to his Louisa. And as if by magic Gaia said “Hurry up Thelma”




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i love it!!! plz write more, im waiting

I love it too :D

So they were Gaia and Ed, Ed and Gaia it has such a ring don’t you think they were riding on a smelly bus, Gaia dressed as a hot Spanish maid- erm but without the olive skin but whatever. And then there was Ed ahhhh Ed what was it be said about him dishevel brown hair, in fairly tacky tuxedo and then it hit Gaia hard like a thousands bricks being thrown to her skull and a gazillion miles an hour. Annoyance came over her like never before and then she slapped Ed upside his “delicate head”
“Ow, Gaia- No really ow that hurt a lot…I have half a mind to…”
Okay he would never so much as hurt a blonde hair on her beautiful head because if he did he may damage her unique beauty that no man on earth should tamper with. Ed turned to Gaia for an explanation and boy did she give one:
“How was the wedding Ed, I mean I’m doing to know who caught the bouquet and why you’re here with me and not with Kai?”
That is the million dollar question that she needed answering- I mean Ed why? It would never work if we were together ever.
“Because I had to see you one last time but then I kinda got sidetrack- you know what was being on the run and everything” Ed said was pure malice
How dare he turn this around on her he had no right what so ever she was an innocent girl who caught in the middle of nonsense and of course a girl who was love with ass sitting by the window- the sit that she wanted. Once again she hit causing him to get a very nasty split and Gaia smiled.
“Ed when you came to see at 12 in the afternoon weren’t you meant to be getting married at I don’t know 11 am so tell me Ed what else side tracked you apart from the fact the you don’t love Kai”
So she finally got the fact that Ed loved her after all that time and tension she finally got it.
Maybe they were going to be together but the look on Gaia’s face told an entirely different story and Ed’s heart fell to the bottom of his stomach.
The bus came to halt the burly driver shouted for everyone to get their snacks and use the toilet as they only had half an hours rest.
Of course Gaia went straight for the smaller version of KKDs but as long as they had chocolate glazed doughnuts it was all good.
Gaia was about to get on the coach when a hand grabbed her she was very pissed as they had caused her to drop her precious doughnuts.
The stranger grabbed her round the waist and carried her to the disgusting toilets.
Gaia couldn’t’ believe who it was it…it simply couldn’t be it was it was David but he was dead, wasn’t he?
“Hello, stranger…long time no see” David smiled “Or should I just say BOO” :o

ahh it was going so well and then david had to ruin it, i forgot...who is david again?
great update by the way, im waiting, hurry up and write :jumpy:

yeah...who is david :P

David "The Gentleman" Twain was introduced in volume 4. He couldn'e feel fear either, and he knew all about Gaia, so when he escaped one of Loki's labs, he killed several other spunky blondes for practice and then tried to kill Gaia, but Ed got in the way while Sam "diverted" the Police. Loki shot David afterwards, apparently killing him. I sometimes imagine Calvin & Hobbes introducing Rosalyn to this maniac.

Thats funny,lol.About right,except I think Loki let David escape,he wanted to see if he could win Gaia.Which he didnt,but it was close,Gaias worst fight back in good old days,lol.
Great chapter,Continue,please!

hmm thats interesting, i dont remember david

Yeah, neither do I..next time I go home, I might have to skim that book :P

i memeba david...it was when sam and ed were spying on her during her first date

I remember David.. that was a good one. He asked Gaia out then "tricked" her into going to the park where they fought and I think Loki killed him.. That's gotta be one of my favorite one cause that was Gaia's first time REALLY playing detective.

“You must be confused my precious darling let me explain, you see your date was cut short by your uncle your thought I was trying to kill you- but of course that wasn’t the deal…you just looked tired so I was just going to put you to sleep is all, because you look beautiful when you sleep…um…yes my sweet and you look my beautiful asleep my sweet just beautiful” David smiled sweetly at her.
He still hold Gaia in a tight grasped no matter how much she struggled to break free she couldn’t.
“I’m sorry my sweet you must take you to my new master now and I’m sure he’ll like you to that’s if you co-operate with him”
Before Gaia could fight anymore a damp cloth soaked in chloroform was placed over her mouth and soon silence filled the humid, putrid toilets.
David placed a kiss on Gaia’s unmoving lips and left his there for a second to long.
David walked Gaia to his black sedan with the tinted windows and placed Gaia in the back as if he was handling a delicate china doll.
Davis had one more person to collect….Ed the search wasn’t hard as he was shouting Gaia’s name like a lost puppy- stupid boy David thought.
“Boo”
David enjoyed seeing the colour drain from Ed’s face it was great viewing almost as good as watching Passions on NBC but not that good.
Ed couldn’t believe what he was alive- Ed remember that night he had play 007 with Sam- it was fun!
Ed thought Loki killed him or maybe he was another clone but unforyunatly Ed didn’t see the hand that came to knock him out cold.
Hey nobody cared- this was NYC and mugging and random assaults were a natural occurrence so no one seemed to care.
The ever thoughtful Ed just hoped that Gaia was alright and lived to fight another day…with him.

Good chapter! Interesting! who does david work for now? Loki,Yuri,someone else?
"I must take you to my new master" good one.David speak like Star wars dark lord,lol.

Okay she was in darkness pure darkness then came the biting cold wind- hey she was used to the cold she lived in New York and she’d been to Siberia- you know to save her father and stuff- just the average day in the life of Gaia Moore.
She looked down to see she was still wearing her maids outfit however it had a few alterations the sleeves had been ripped off and the hem line was shorter- much shorter.
The door sprung open allowing some daylight to enter the room. No way it couldn’t be she was behind all this- her head wasn’t really full of air after all…Gaia thought. There she stood in white Capri pants and a powder blue cashmere blouse her bottle blonde hair styled in a tight bun and vivid brown eyes that seemed to be penetrating into Gaia’s soul.
“Tammy?”
Tammy looked at Gaia with pure hatred her plan of laundering all that money was ruined thanks to her. We could have been friends Gaia…I mean I was an army brat only your dad is in the CIA and not the Army- same difference though.
“Yes, Gaia it’s me- who were you expecting?”
Someone who doesn’t still look like their running for home coming queen, someone that wasn’t a FOH for fuck sake and someone that isn't an insul to blondes everywhere but hey at least it’s gonna be easy to defeat you! Gaia thought.
“Gaia, my sweet, sweet Gaia I wouldn’t try anything because I have Ed to, he was so cute defending you and stuff- telling me all about your plan to defeat me and my lil mafia crew. Your probably wondering how I came to this- well after being raped by my lecturer in college- I decided he had to pay so I hired a hit man to murdered him- a month later I found I was pregnant so I got rid of the thing. I dropped out of college of course.
Daddy cancelled my trust fund so I was giving a lil love here and there when I came across this guy- who was in the printing business- he taught everything I know- so I had him killed and I took over his company- and of course Daddy had to die to…but the good news I have a Lamborghini and the great news is you and Ed are going to die next”
You had to feel sorry for the girl she was utterly and totally mental- Gaia couldn’t believe Tammy killed her father- but she had been through a hell of a lot- so maybe Karma won’t get her just yet.
“Tammy- we should work this out, it doesn’t have to be like this”
Tammy thought for a moment and then smiled.
“Oh, Gaia but it does”

very nice addition

whoa creepy, very awesome chapter tho!! plz write more