A fitting reply to anyone who says - man! I'm so
> glad I'm not a woman......
>
>
> >
> >Girl Poem
> >
> >A poem for us....
> >
> >I shave my legs,
> >I sit down to pee.
> >And I can justify
> >any shopping spree.
> >
> >Don't go to a barber,
> >but a beauty salon.
> >I can get a massage
> >without a hard-on.
> >
> >I can balance the checkbook,
> >I can pump my own gas.
> >Can talk to my friends,
> >about the size of my ass.
> >
> >My beauty's a masterpiece,
> >and yes, it takes long.
> >At least I can admit,
> >to others when I'm wrong.
> >
> >I don't drive in circles,
> >at any cost.
> >And I don't have a problem,
> >admitting I'm lost.
> >
> >I never forget,
> >an important date.
> >You just gotta deal with it,
> >I'm usually late.
> >
> >I don't watch movies,
> >with lots of gore.
> >Don't need instant replay,
> >to remember the score.
> >
> >I won't lose my hair,
> >I don't get jock itch.
> >And just cause I'm assertive,
> >Don't call me a bitch.
> >
> >Don't say to your friends,
> >Oh yeah, I can get her.
> >In your dreams, my dear,
> >I can do better!
> >
> >Flowers are okay,
> >But jewelry's best.
> >Look at me you idiot...
> >Not at my chest????
> >
> >I don't have a problem,
> >With Expressing my feelings.
> >I know when you're lying,
> >You look at the ceiling.
> >
> >DON'T call me a GIRL ,
> >a BABE or a CHICK .
> >
> >I am a WOMAN.
> >
> >Get it?, you DICK!?!
> >
:D :D

God, that's really cool and funny! Love it! :hi:

:lol: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA thats great!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's great!!

my friend from camp said she wrote it .. but i dont wuite beleive her now

Hey Shaz,
Just want to say thank you for you know listening and all! I did tell some of my closest friends but what really pissed me off was that one of them didn't believe me.... said I was just trying to get attention. And she knows I'm not the type that wants any attention. I mean really, there I was scared to death not able do move... and there she goes on about me wanting attention. What is that all about? It really threw me off and another thing the guy that tried to you know rape me his friends go to my school!!!!
Now I'm really freaked out!
Anyway what I was trying to say is thank you for making me tell someone cause if I hadn't talked to u I would probably have done a Gaia and kept it to myself.
So thank you for listening, u r really great! Love ya!

haha thats funny i like it