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Title: Silly Poems You might know


SamIsMyOnlyMoonMan - July 26, 2004 11:32 PM (GMT)
My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I

Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came




At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time

EdFargosDehSweetie!! - July 28, 2004 05:20 PM (GMT)
thats just wrong

Dark Angel - July 28, 2004 05:21 PM (GMT)
that is wrong. omg

allyar - July 28, 2004 06:08 PM (GMT)
that's funny. sick, but funny.

EdLuver - July 28, 2004 06:11 PM (GMT)
thats great. lol. thats really funny. but gross.

Mary Moss - July 28, 2004 07:47 PM (GMT)
um...eww

EdFargosDehSweetie!! - July 28, 2004 08:33 PM (GMT)
and the last line is S'POSED to be
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow

Mary Moss - July 29, 2004 02:40 AM (GMT)
ok...still wrong

SamIsMyOnlyMoonMan - July 29, 2004 02:55 AM (GMT)
it must not have copied completely ooops

SamIsMyOnlyMoonMan - July 29, 2004 03:20 AM (GMT)
made sure this one was CC :D

There's a spider in the bath,
My mum is scared, that makes me laugh.
My silly mum screams off her head.
And runs away, to hide in bed.
There's really nothing to shout about,
The spider in the bath only wants to get out.

Mary Moss - July 29, 2004 04:04 PM (GMT)
I liked that one better.... :unsure: :ph43r:

EdLuver - July 29, 2004 05:55 PM (GMT)
OH! i've heard that first one b4! (thanks april, u made it not so gross!)

ive never heard the second one b4, but uh...ide scream if i saw a spider 2, i hate them!!!

Dark Angel - July 29, 2004 06:01 PM (GMT)
omg, the one april said sounds so much better.

Mary Moss - July 29, 2004 11:31 PM (GMT)
Yeah, that's better. :lol: :lol:

Dark Angel - July 30, 2004 12:39 AM (GMT)
its not a poem, but its REALLY funny. sry to all spongebob fans. its on my other computer.

Dark Angel - July 30, 2004 12:42 AM (GMT)
Yo ready kids?
HELL YEAH Captian!
I can't hear you!
FUCK YEAH CAPTAIN!!!
OOOOOOO
What foo lives in a pineapple unda da sea?
Sponge bob squared for pants
Absor to the bant and yellow and faggy is he
Sponge bob Squared for pants.
If mugging some kids be something you wish
Spongebob squared for pants
Then drop on your knees and play with his *BEEP*
Sponge Bob Squared for Pants
Spongebob Squared for pants Spongebob Squared for pants
Spongebob Squared for pants Spongebob Squared for pants!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha do do do do do do do do !
*Loud* BIAAAAAAAAAATCH!

EdFargosDehSweetie!! - July 30, 2004 04:07 AM (GMT)
HAHAHA I luv that one HAHAHAHHAAHA more more HAHAHAHHAHAHAH i'm gonna keep going HAHAHAHAHAHHA after every HAHAHAHA little HAHAHAHAHA thing HAHAHAHAHA i HAHAHAHAH say HAHAHAH!!

Mary Moss - July 30, 2004 04:49 AM (GMT)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

totallyscamed - August 10, 2004 04:47 AM (GMT)
i'm so ovr spongebob. he's not funny! but that poem is!

EdLuver - August 12, 2004 09:17 PM (GMT)
lol, yeah i saw that poem in ur buddy info on aim.




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