Lighteria brought up a good point, those convos kinda spammed the wtf thread. I meant for it to be a place where everyone could post whatever strange nonsense they found on the net.

Now everyone shall be pleased to know there is a thread for convos, specificly this thread.

Post as you like your odd conversations here, and let it be known that whomever continues to post them in the origional thread shall have fifty tons of pure spam meat dropped upon their character as soon as they log into the world

have a nice day ^_^

oh and...

EgyptianPingPong: wow...
Shugotenshi Niji: ?
EgyptianPingPong: newegg is so awesome, they use four different types of packing peanuts, AND bubblewrap!
EgyptianPingPong: o.o what's that? a FIFTH packing peanut?!?
Shugotenshi Niji: xD

Dopple Boppler: I'm sicky poo.
Shugotenshi Niji: cold? flu?
Dopple Boppler: Col I believe.
Dopple Boppler: *cold
Shugotenshi Niji: you would be doing people a favor by going to school and spreading it
Shugotenshi Niji: :D
Dopple Boppler: Maybe, but I like doing myself a favor and sitting home all day more.
Shugotenshi Niji: xD touche

Shugotenshi Niji: @_@ blondes are goin OMG OMG
Shugotenshi Niji: behind me
Shugotenshi Niji: ist annoying >.<
EgyptianPingPong: turn around, say in a british accent "Was that O M G, or O M F G?" then turn around and ignore them completly.
Shugotenshi Niji: xD
Shugotenshi Niji: i would but i doubt i could make myself and they already ran off giggling
EgyptianPingPong: damn....

EgyptianPingPong: i'm now officially making it your personal goal to go to each personally and find what's in the gott statue for each.
Shugotenshi Niji: let me calculate that
Shugotenshi Niji: it takes about what, 20-30 minutes to finish a dungeon on average?
Shugotenshi Niji: lets say 20
Shugotenshi Niji: at 20 minutes each
Shugotenshi Niji: it would take exactly 39.977 years
Shugotenshi Niji: non stop playing
EgyptianPingPong: not bad. you still have that much of your life left, get on with it!
Shugotenshi Niji: and um...nights
Shugotenshi Niji: i only calculated for one server
Shugotenshi Niji: let me make the total calculation
EgyptianPingPong: just X5 it.
Shugotenshi Niji: 199.88 years
EgyptianPingPong: i wonder.... would a PS2 even last long enough to play it that much?

Shugotenshi Niji: hehe i'm at school
AngelNamedNikki: Ohh. Is that why you're not on your other sn?
Shugotenshi Niji: i use this name either at school or on my moms comp (i play halo on my moms comp cause mine cant play it ;_;)
Shugotenshi Niji: yup
Shugotenshi Niji: sailoratm is ALLWAYS my comp
Shugotenshi Niji: :D because i saved pasword and i dont even remember what it is
AngelNamedNikki: lol
AngelNamedNikki: XD

Shugotenshi Niji: she stills calls my instant messaing "e-mailing"
FamiCthulu: hahaha
FamiCthulu: My mom isn't any better
Shugotenshi Niji: xD and its awesome how simple things on the comp stump her, even though she knows how to do alot on them
FamiCthulu: hahaha
FamiCthulu: Oh how I know how that is.
FamiCthulu: Once, when I was a kid, I watched my mother sitting at a dos prompt
FamiCthulu: Watch closely:
FamiCthulu:
C:\use wordprocessor
bad command or file name
C:\please open wordprocessor
bad command or file name
C:\please run wordprocessor
bad command or file name
outloud: "I thought these damn things were smart!"
Shugotenshi Niji: xD no way
FamiCthulu: Yup!
FamiCthulu: It was about... seven or eight years ago
FamiCthulu: We were poor, so we had an old DOS system
Shugotenshi Niji: 8 years ago we did too
Shugotenshi Niji: ._0 95 wasnt even out
Shugotenshi Niji: well, kinda
Shugotenshi Niji: was it?
Shugotenshi Niji: yeah it was
Shugotenshi Niji: >.<
FamiCthulu: Yeah, it was
Shugotenshi Niji: i keep thinking its 2001
FamiCthulu: been out for nine years
FamiCthulu: hahaha
FamiCthulu: oml, that's when I graduated High School >.<
FamiCthulu: -is old-

EgyptianPingPong: remind me to stop talking to you... you save too many of my words for aways
Shugotenshi Niji: xD
Shugotenshi Niji: what can i say, they are good for a laugh
Shugotenshi Niji: i must have got 4 or 5 yesterday
EgyptianPingPong: -watches as that phrase is sopied to your other name for an away-
Shugotenshi Niji: xD
EgyptianPingPong: -and that too-

Shugotenshi Niji: i used to know someone who has them all on VHS
EgyptianPingPong: "used to" what'd you do, kill them for their VHS's and realize they were hidden in a secret undergrount vault you need to hire someone like the scooby doo gang or lara croft to find?
Shugotenshi Niji: ._. i'm saving that one, you cant stop me
EgyptianPingPong: curse you to the tenth ring of the deepest layers of hell for that.
Shugotenshi Niji: xD

EgyptianPingPong: -paints a red L on your forehead-
Shugotenshi Niji: *does a hand stand* SEVEN!!!!
EgyptianPingPong: -it magically rotates to stay an L-
Shugotenshi Niji: ._0;

enjoy

All of this is on... AIM???

Damn, I really got to start figuring out who you people are <_<

Just so the thread won't die...

Nmtazmania [7:57 PM]: i feel like a dousche
Jpec2 [7:57 PM]: yep
Nmtazmania [7:57 PM]: and u ever so nicely agree
Jpec2 [7:58 PM]: yep
Nmtazmania [7:58 PM]: interesting
Jpec2 [7:58 PM]: yep
Nmtazmania [8:00 PM]: is that ur new fav word
Jpec2 [8:01 PM]: yep
Nmtazmania [8:01 PM]: thought so
Jpec2 [8:01 PM]: yep

e1337Fuzzhead: Nuuuuuuu!
e1337Fuzzhead: Oh god it hurts! MY EYES!
xAd3n: LOL
xAd3n: mind if i post this in the WTF: convo thread?
e1337Fuzzhead: Eh... I'd rather you didn't... it might start some stuff...
xAd3n: lol
e1337Fuzzhead: but I do know something that would be great in the convo thread.
xAd3n: good idea.
xAd3n: yeah?
e1337Fuzzhead: The Middle School Girls statement that I made earlier.
xAd3n: XD
xAd3n: i dont have that convo saved, sadly
xAd3n: can you repeat it?
e1337Fuzzhead: I might have it saved, one sec.
e1337Fuzzhead: [20:30] xAd3n: hrm. "Jenna". sounds like fuzzy's got a girlfriend.
[20:30] e1337Fuzzhead: Nah... "Christy" is Fuzzy's girlfriend.
[20:30] xAd3n: LoL
[20:30] xAd3n: Kumori doesn't have a girlfriend
[20:30] e1337Fuzzhead: That's not a bad thing...
[20:31] e1337Fuzzhead: if you're in middle school and you've got a girlfriend, y'know that she's a slut.
[20:31] xAd3n: Lol XD
[20:31] xAd3n: so true
[20:31] e1337Fuzzhead: Simple as that.
[20:31] xAd3n: SO true
e1337Fuzzhead: there it is.

HypocriticalHero: I would google it.
xAd3n: you and your stupid search engine fetish.
HypocriticalHero: Dude, it's the greatest invention since the shotgun.
xAd3n: LOL

e1337Fuzzhead: Yo Kumori!
xAd3n: Yo Fuzzhead!
e1337Fuzzhead: You busy?
xAd3n: slightly.
e1337Fuzzhead: So busy that you can't help me brainstorm ideas for my World Idol post?
xAd3n: writing a paper about celebrity shit.
xAd3n: uhm, sure.
e1337Fuzzhead: Wait... so are you busy or not busy?
xAd3n: slightly both
xAd3n: just writing a paper about the rich and all their bullshit

Ranmaru XL (5:00:01 PM): i like the rain
AnimeChicka22 (5:00:10 PM): ja. :: nods ::
AnimeChicka22 (5:00:20 PM): I like.. dead worms all over the side...walk?
Ranmaru XL (5:00:42 PM): interesting..
Ranmaru XL (5:00:45 PM): do you also like birds?
Ranmaru XL (5:01:59 PM): if you do..*gives you shotgun* show them how much you like them
AnimeChicka22 (5:05:11 PM): :: nods and takes the shot gun:: i love birdies!

::blinks:: Is this..some sort of ...birdy treat giver?
Ranmaru XL (5:05:37 PM): sure...just point it at one and pull the trigger ^^
AnimeChicka22 (5:06:39 PM): Oooo okay ^^ :: hoists it up and aims at a bluebird:: Hehe ^^

:: shoots, and birdy goes boom:: Ooooh!
Ranmaru XL (5:07:22 PM): >.>; looks like im eating bird tonight
AnimeChicka22 (5:07:51 PM): :: laughs crazily and takes out three more birds::
Ranmaru XL (5:09:31 PM): >.> umm
Ranmaru XL (5:09:40 PM): i think you ..did enough..wanna give it back now?
AnimeChicka22 (5:10:48 PM): Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu! :: Swings around and aims at a bird just beyond his head:: HEhehe! bai bai birdy

Birdy: Fuck

([BOOM])
Ranmaru XL (5:11:07 PM): LOL
AnimeChicka22 (5:11:33 PM): ^^
Ranmaru XL (5:15:57 PM): soo...you done with the gun now?
AnimeChicka22 (5:16:08 PM): ::growls under her breath::
Ranmaru XL (5:16:17 PM): >.>;; ooor you can just keep it..
Ranmaru XL (5:16:43 PM): *backs away*
AnimeChicka22 (5:16:53 PM): hehe.. good boy >=D
Ranmaru XL (5:17:02 PM): ._. scary lady
AnimeChicka22 (5:17:17 PM): BWAHAHHAHHAHAH! *runs around shoot at things*
Ranmaru XL (5:17:28 PM): @_@
Ranmaru XL (5:17:43 PM): <.<;; she should run out of bullets..hopefully
AnimeChicka22 (5:17:59 PM): :: slips on nacho:: HAHAHHAHHAHhAhah Woop! :: falls on her ass:: owwwwwwww.. ::sniffle sniffle::
Ranmaru XL (5:18:09 PM): @_@
Ranmaru XL (5:18:25 PM): screw the laws of physics..that was cool
Ranmaru XL (5:18:33 PM): *poke* you ok?
AnimeChicka22 (5:20:09 PM): :: sniffles and scrunches up her face, trying not to cry...:: ..yes?


::sniffle sniffle, meep::
Ranmaru XL (5:20:39 PM): >.>;; *comforts* there there
Ranmaru XL (5:20:50 PM): it was just a nacho ^^
AnimeChicka22 (5:22:39 PM): =s .. yeah..a demon nacho from the pits of HADES!

from the evilest of corn, grown in lucifers back yard, mixed with water from the river styx, and cheese made from the milk of Satan's cow!


::growls and blasts the chip into little bitty chiplets::

I hope you see this sis.

Jpec2: the first form goes by quickly
Jpec2: the second form is pretty tough, but then the third form (aka Medusa) is absolutely nuts
Jpec2: do unsent people usually do that when you try to fight them?
Maestro Limpio X: usually do what?
Jpec2: turn into mythic greek monsters
Maestro Limpio X: no yunalesca's just special
Jpec2: haha

xAd3n: *smack*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: mmm
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: pain
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: my balls itch like NO OTHER
xAd3n: then itch them, foolio
xAd3n: *smack*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: mmmm
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: itch
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: mmm
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: pain
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: MMMMMMMMMMm
xAd3n: what, you got genital warts from too much masturbation?
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: yup.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: :D
xAd3n: XD

EgyptianPingPong: *_* -laser eyes-
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *_* *counter lazer eyes*
EgyptianPingPong: *_* -full power laser eyes-
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *_*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: mine are bigger
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *wins*
EgyptianPingPong: .......
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: hold on, I have to grab my wenis
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *does so*
EgyptianPingPong: *_* -pinpoint focus, pierces yours and your skull-
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: 0_0 *giant mirror eyes*
EgyptianPingPong: o_o -heat vision to melt glass-
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: @_@ *water stream eyes, fizzle away heat vision before it hits him*
EgyptianPingPong: &_=_& -mind breaker-
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: &-=-& *anti-mind breaker*
EgyptianPingPong: (-)_(-) -vacant stare-
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *grabs heart* damn....
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: O_O *filling eyes*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: rofl, this is so WTF threat material
EgyptianPingPong: it would be, if it wasn't me.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *puts it in thread anyway*
EgyptianPingPong: ..............
EgyptianPingPong: fine. -kills your family again-

Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: xD. I love his craziness. But seriously, he raped the Heavy Axeman I was fighting....Not even fighting. all I did was kick him in the groan >.<...He friggin'..AH!!
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: What? @@


Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: I LIKE ZANY FOO'!!!
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: No you don't. >:o
Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: o.O;; eh? Okay, so you know what I like now xD
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: Yes, I do.


Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: The almighty Ali-domus...I praise you...*bows*
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: Yes. :3


Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: Why did you freak out, then? ^^
Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: Because... I'm Kageryu....
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: Sure. XD


Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: Then how >.<....Yer no damn pixie...
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: Yes I am. :o
Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: LMAO!!!!!
Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: Actually, I'm not, I'm a fairy.


Chase>> Captain Freaky A. Moronville!! says: I swear. O:
Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict) says: You swear alot...T.T


And YES, Kageryu, I STILL HAVE THE REST and you WON'T pry it from my clutches unless you hack into my site, which I can personally guaranteeeeeeeee you'll never ever EVER be able to do, cause I've got 1337 |-|4X0|2 skills and you cannot beat my protection againt other 1337 |-|4X0|25 SO RAWR.
FINE! Sensative little Kager won't let me post it. ><

>_>...Chase...you said you wouldn't...

I got rid of /MOST/ of it.

And you even said that I could!
Or... I shouldn't, but 'waugh, whatever.' Or something like that.

I just love that 'Are you a pixie?' 'Yes. ...Well, actually, I'm a fairy.'

...I have no clue...

ZeroBeatWan: Orange.
ZeroBeatWan: Ugh, sometimes I'm too nice for my own good.
ZeroBeatWan: Walk the walk.
Kageryu Kun15: hm? You are hm?
ZeroBeatWan: "hm"?
ZeroBeatWan: Ohhhhhhh/
ZeroBeatWan: Yeah, I am. Hmm.
ZeroBeatWan: ...you don't believe me, eh?
ZeroBeatWan: Hey, name some animals.
ZeroBeatWan: Just name some that come off the top of yer head.
Kageryu Kun15: can theybe mythical?
ZeroBeatWan: ...not really. But go on ahead, I guess.
Kageryu Kun15: dragons
ZeroBeatWan: I knew you'd say that. NEXT.
Kageryu Kun15: lizards(argonians :D)
ZeroBeatWan: Lizard...I can work with that. NEXT
Kageryu Kun15: ...ok
Kageryu Kun15: Hawks
ZeroBeatWan: That's good. NEXT
ZeroBeatWan: "Where are you going with this, Jonathan" you ask. "What the dealio? Foo sizzle ma nizzle."
ZeroBeatWan: "Oh hush." Jonathan replies, "Just give me more animals"
Kageryu Kun15: ...<_<
Kageryu Kun15: turtles...
Kageryu Kun15: chimeras
Kageryu Kun15: ^.~
ZeroBeatWan: To answer the unasked, unnamed, unarmed question:
ZeroBeatWan: I'm writing six haikus about animals.
ZeroBeatWan: A haiku is one of those poems like...
ZeroBeatWan: A silver grey wolf
Howls an eerie, spooky howl
Staring at the moon
ZeroBeatWan: *Clicks the warn button*
ZeroBeatWan: I'M WARINING YOU, JEREMY.
ZeroBeatWan: IF YOU EVER COME WITHIN TEN PACES OF MR. MCFUZZLES, I'LL DANCE AND SING UNTIL YOUR HEAD GOES BOOM
ZeroBeatWan: ...hehe
ZeroBeatWan: I'm crazy.
ZeroBeatWan: I'm crazy
ZeroBeatWan: I'm crazy
ZeroBeatWan: I'M CRAZY!
ZeroBeatWan: Hehe, alllllll right.
ZeroBeatWan: ...I needs me some mocotiv cocktails
ZeroBeatWan: So I can save the world.
ZeroBeatWan: WITH FUNK.

[17:14] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: ^^^^^^;;;
[17:14] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): Chasey has...*counts* SIX EYES!
[17:15] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: ;D
[17:15] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: That's how I know everything, cause I can see it all
[17:15] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: You know?
[17:15] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): xD
[17:16] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): u don't know everything ok >.<;
[17:16] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: I do.
[17:16] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: I proved it to you before, right?
[17:16] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): ...psh...=_=
[17:16] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): <_<;; nuuuu
[17:16] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: Mmmhmm! ;D
[17:17] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: I toooold you~
[17:17] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: I have to give my friend a piece of gum. =__=
[17:17] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: She got something higher than an E.
[17:18] Chase>> �l‰Ê›‰!!: Dammit! Now I can only make my teeth Orbit Fresh one more time.

[20:05] tailschan02: guess what?
[20:05] Kageryu Kun15: what?
[20:05] tailschan02: I may be a Drum Major. ;D
[20:06] Kageryu Kun15: ...o.O That wa sbeyond random >.<
[20:06] tailschan02: for a Parade
[20:06] tailschan02: know what that is?
[20:07] tailschan02: ...
[20:08] Kageryu Kun15: ...yes...i know what a parade is....
[20:08] tailschan02: no
[20:08] tailschan02: a Drum Major
[20:08] tailschan02: XDD

[20:44] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): Go to the Swordbreakers if u wanna be in a clean!
[20:44] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): clan*
[20:44] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): XD clean
[20:44] Chase>> 人果實!!: In a clean? XD[20:44] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): Go to the Swordbreakers if u wanna be in a clean!
[20:44] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): clan*
[20:44] Sashami Tonoko(The R.O.S.E Addict): XD clean
[20:44] Chase>> 人果實!!: In a clean? XD

Wharrrrrr! ph34r.

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: ANYWAY
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: domini is signing on this comp
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: while I take a shower
xAd3n: ah.
xAd3n: k
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: lmao
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: so NOW you answer
xAd3n: uhm
xAd3n: i brushed my teeth this morning?
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: xD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: what?
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: wtf
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: you hurt my brain
xAd3n: xD i have no idea what the fuck is going on
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: XD
xAd3n: so WTF thread.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: xD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: k,'
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: k.*
xAd3n: dolt
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: alright, he's gonna play KotoR
xAd3n: cant even thype/
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: xD

Jpec2: he wants my cooked biles
e1337Fuzzhead: Oh?
Jpec2: yes
Jpec2: I'm trying to find out just how much he's willing to pay for them
e1337Fuzzhead: For what?
Jpec2: my cooked biles
e1337Fuzzhead: Ah.
e1337Fuzzhead: Horrifying.
Jpec2: why?
Jpec2: they're just like warrior's bloods
Jpec2: only they increase your dark stat
e1337Fuzzhead: Astounding.
Jpec2: you're not very interested, are you?
e1337Fuzzhead: Should I be? Laugh out loud.
Jpec2: still up to that anti-lol thing?
e1337Fuzzhead: I am. Roll on the floor laughing.
Jpec2: oh so it extends to rotf too?
Jpec2: what about lmao?
e1337Fuzzhead: Laugh my ass off.
e1337Fuzzhead: Roll on the floor laughing my ass off.

<_<;

Do you like making a fool of me or something?

Fine then...

I'm no longer signing on AIM or MSN...-_-

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: this is pathetic, I'm watching some 8 year old draw on TV
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and she's better than me
EgyptianPingPong: dude.... http://www.artakiane.com/
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: uhm
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: shi*.
EgyptianPingPong: she's TEN and she's recognized as a genius in both painting and poetry.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: yea...well...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: does she have an 8 foot penis?
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: no
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I didn't think so.
EgyptianPingPong: ....dude. just.... there are no words to describe how much hate that spawns.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: XD

While it is not an AIM conversation, it is still somewhat odd. Yesterday was the last day of our local yugioh duelist league. At the end, it was three kids not on this site, Slicer/Al, and me. We were all saying our goodbyes to the employee who put it on.]

Duelist One: Annie, what will you do without all of us here?
Employee: Well they put me in charge of Camp Geofree...
Duelist One: But, but, what about us? Who wil keep you laughing? Who will pester you to give us stuff? Who will sing the Sailor Moon theme song to you?
**Entire room bursts into a horrible rendition of Sailor Moon Theme Song**
Employee: **almost crying** Yeah, I am truly going to miss that...

xAd3n: that reminds me of something stupid my dad did
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: XD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: oh God
xAd3n: when he was driving down to texas with friends
xAd3n: they were in a hurry, so before, they drilled a hole through the floorboards and stuck a hose in it
xAd3n: and just pissed through the hose while they were on the road
xAd3n: so they would like piss on the road
xAd3n: XD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: ROFL
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: WTF?!
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: xD

PRSonic13 signed off at 8:22:45 PM.
PRSonic13 signed on at 8:23:40 PM.
PRSonic13 signed off at 8:31:55 PM.
PRSonic13 signed on at 8:35:47 PM.
PRSonic13: iz ur internet messin up?
Jpec2: nope
PRSonic13: then why iz mine?
Jpec2: I dunno
Jpec2: I'm not on the same connection as you

Yeah, that's all I have to say...

edit: have a look at this:
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: if Jpec2 won a million dollars what would he do?
Jpec2: yes
Jpec2: yes is the answer to that question
Jpec2: either yes or 42
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: :-D
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: wait...42?
Jpec2: yes
Jpec2: 42
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: ok...
Jpec2: it's the answer to the question about life and existence and, well, everything
Jpec2: I've thought it over quite thoroughly
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: elaborate?
Jpec2: That's all there is to it
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: ok...
Jpec2: believe me, I have thought it over quite thoroughly
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: ok.
Jpec2: the answer to it all is 42
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: and how?
Jpec2: because it is
Elgnuj fo Nazrat: but I wanna know how.
Jpec2: the logic is unquestionable; why can you not just accept that the answer to everything is 42?

Can't beat a random l33t Star Wars conversation:

AsuraChan08: 73|-| 5!7|-| 0\/\/|\|50|25 j00! 4|)/\/\!7 !7 4|\||) 9!\/3 !|\| 70 j00|2 4|\|93|2.
Luminastral Auro: 0|\|\9 |)00|)!!11 j00 |-|4\/3 |_!|<3 7072|_|_`/ 90|\|3 3|3!|_!!!! ::5|_4`/::
AsuraChan08: ::|=0|2<3 <|-|0|<3:: j00r ]*0\/\/3|2 !5 |\|07|-|!|\|9 <0|\/|]*4|23|) 70 7|-|3 |)4|2|< 5!|)3!
Luminastral Auro: ::9495:: |/|/7|=?!! 0|\|\9 |-|4><!!!
AsuraChan08: 73|-| |)4|2|< 5!|)3 0]= 7|-|3 ]=0|2<3 !5 73|-| ]*47|-|\/\/4'/ 70 |\/|4|\|'/ 48!1!7!35 50|\/|3 <0|\|5!|)3|2 70 83 |_||\||\|47|_||241 !!!
Luminastral Auro: |\|0 \|\|4 |)00|). j00 7074|_|_`/ |-|4><, |_!|< 50 |34||)!! ! 73|_|_ 4|)|\|\!|\| 0|\| j00!! j00 g|_||\||\|4 93+ 50 |34|\||\|3|)!!
AsuraChan08: 1!|<3 ]*|_||\|'/ 4|)/\/\!|\| |-|4\/3 4|\|'/7|-|!|\|9 0|\| 73|-| ]*0\/\/3|2 0]= 73|-| |)4|2|< 5!|)3!

HypocriticalHero: You've... given up on Gunbound..?
HypocriticalHero: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RESTORE BALLENCE TO THAT SHITTY GAME, NOT DESTROY IT!
EgyptianPingPong: oh, i will restore balance... i've already logged into the channels several times and riled people up into writing softnyx nasty letters.
EgyptianPingPong: but really, the easies way to restore balance is kick the fulcrum out from under the beam and let gravity sort it out.

xAd3n: mmm.
xAd3n: chicken nuggets.
xAd3n: and KOOL AID
xAd3n: I PWN J00
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: pssh
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: 2 cups of noodles!
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: A boo ya!
xAd3n: maruchan?
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: possibly
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I don't remember
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: but it was GOOD.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: added a little soy sauce
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: mmm
xAd3n: but i have the almighty tator tots
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: ok
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: you -so- win
xAd3n: a boo ya!

This guy ain't too bright:

gt4man2003: hey
gt4man2003: who is this
Jpec2: you IMed me
Jpec2: it's your introduction, not mine
gt4man2003: im ray
gt4man2003: now who are u
Jpec2: I'm Jpec
Jpec2: I'm assuming you're from GTPlanet.net?
gt4man2003: nope im from ur mom
Jpec2: oh really?
Jpec2: so that would make you my brother?
Jpec2: 'sup bro?

[04:56:23 PM] - : omg GREEN POOO
[04:56:23 PM] - : --'
[04:56:36 PM] †.c.h.a.0.t.: LOL
[04:56:45 PM] †.c.h.a.0.t.: but its true!
[04:56:55 PM] - : ITS DISGUSTINGGG
[04:57:03 PM] †.c.h.a.0.t.: ROFLMAO
[04:57:16 PM] †.c.h.a.0.t.: my aunty was changing her diper
[04:57:20 PM] †.c.h.a.0.t.: or however u spell it
[04:57:24 PM] - : omg..
[04:57:30 PM] - : dont need to tell me ><
[04:59:04 PM] †.c.h.a.0.t.: xD

xD I'm .c.h.a.0.t.i.c. xD

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: lemme find the site
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: actually
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Imma go take a nice dump first
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: brb
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx is away at 2:25:06 PM.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx returned at 2:32:06 PM.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: back
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: that was a nice crap.
xAd3n: you dont realize the magnitude of "eww" you just sparked into me
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: it was like, thin creamy strips
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and some big solid chunks
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: My ass is happy now
xAd3n: okay stfunowplzkaythanks
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: dude, I was SO mean to Mike
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: He was at my house one time
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: on the comp
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and I had some mad squirtz
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and I just went into the bathroom
xAd3n: *ignoring*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and I just PUSHED
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and it like made explosion plopping sounds in the toilet
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and every squirt I'd be like
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: "UNNNN! YES!"
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and you could hear him whimpering outside the door
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and when I got out
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I went over to him
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and I was like
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: "Do you know what swamp water looks like?"
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Him: "...CHRIST! YOU SICK BITCH!"
xAd3n: dude... too much information.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: He like
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: threw up
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: well
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: not really
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: but he was gagging so much
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: he wouldn't go near the bathroom for a few hours
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: he refused to pee in there
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: O
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I've peed on my lawn before XD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: because both bathrooms were taken
xAd3n: ...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and I had to go SO BAD
xAd3n: *shudder*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: like
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: my bladder was ripping bad
xAd3n: ...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: so I went on my lawn
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and was like
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: *zip* Ahhhh...
xAd3n: *_* LASER EYES YOU DIE
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: my dog and the rest of the dogs in the neighborhood kept peeing over that spot
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: it confused them
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: It was kinda beautiful.
xAd3n: you are one fucked up little child, my friend
xAd3n: btw
xAd3n: this is -so- going into the wtf thread

From June 11:

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Oh...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: hot...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: eww...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: salty...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: in my pants...
xAd3n: dude.
xAd3n: no.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: fucking soy sauce...
xAd3n: *smack*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I just spilt noodles
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: in my crotch
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: ....ow.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: brb...>_<
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: AND DUN YOU DARE WTF THIS
xAd3n: LOL
xAd3n: oh i -so- will now

HypocriticalHero: Did you ever hear the story of Hernando Pinata?
EgyptianPingPong: uh, no?
HypocriticalHero: Well, one day a poor man Hernando needed a gift for his wife for their aniversary. He had no money, and so he decided to steal her a gift.
HypocriticalHero: He stole the gift, and began running away. Naturally the police chased after him. He tried to get away so he climbed up in a tree. Some children where playing baseball near where he climbed.
HypocriticalHero: So, they police took the bats and began hitting Mr. Pinata. He dropped the gift from the trees, which turned out to be a bag of candy.
HypocriticalHero: And thus from this day forward, children everywhere hit colorful decorations for candy called "Pinatas."
HypocriticalHero: So, the next time you crack open a Pinata, think of Hernando the dirty, dirty, poor Mexican.
EgyptianPingPong: awesome. -starts putting nails in all the bats-
HypocriticalHero: lol
EgyptianPingPong: xD i had this awesome plan... i was gonna go to the house of a kid i hated for his b-day party, and give him a pinata... only instead of being killed with candy, it'd be filled with solid, heavy rocks. so much fun watching people hit the equivalent of a bag of cement with a bat
EgyptianPingPong: specially when they think it'll give a lot mroe than it does
HypocriticalHero: lol
HypocriticalHero: That's awesome.
EgyptianPingPong: it's the same philosophy of in winter, setting aheavy metal pole in the middle of a road and building a snowman around it... most people will avoid it, but sooner or later you'll find a reckless guy who'll have fun running into it... and of course destroying his car on the heavy metal pole.
HypocriticalHero: lol
HypocriticalHero: The only thing I could do close to that here is... a sandman.
HypocriticalHero: or Dirtman.
EgyptianPingPong: alternative is on garbage day, put one of the big rubber trash cans in the road. hitting them rarely damaged the car... unless, of course, you've filled it with rocks first

To assure you all that Nighthand is indeed, insane.

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx - Me, Zan
EzforFreeBes - Tsurugi

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: coo coo dawg
EzforFreeBes: yeah nigga
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: west side.
EzforFreeBes: West Coast nukka
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: hellll yea
EzforFreeBes: Yep yep
EzforFreeBes: represent
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: fo shizzle
EzforFreeBes: my nizzle
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: yea boiii
EzforFreeBes: yeaaaaaaaah
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: man, we're duhm
EzforFreeBes: I know @_@

This is what happens when it's about 2 in the morning and you're bored.

However, Zan and I are the original badass idiots. Aren't we, Josh? :D

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: and you HAVEN'T been to sleep yet?
Kageryu Kun15: ^_^;; Nep
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Freak.
Kageryu Kun15: I might doze off around 10...>.>;
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: >_>
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Wtf
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: WTF
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: What time do you wake up, freak?
Kageryu Kun15: ...XD Classified information.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Seriously
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: xD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: when the fuck do you wake up
Kageryu Kun15: >.O; Depends...if I fall asleep around 10 I might wake up at 7 p.m...However, today, not sure If I'm gonna sleep. Trying to fix my screwed up sleeping patterns...~_~

....This is just proof that Kageryu is, in fact, a vampire.

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: check it out
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: the last post
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: you're the star
Kageryu Kun15: ...XD
Kageryu Kun15: Feels good to know I'm a vampy...
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: lmao
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Man
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: That's actually really cool
Kageryu Kun15: I know, cause Vampires PWN Lycans ^ <
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: in a "I wish I was young enough to still do that"
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: pssh
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: my ass
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I can benchpress a car in my Garou form.
Kageryu Kun15: psssh. Just sucking a pint of your narsty aids infested blood'll knock you out silleh
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: pshhh, if you could get close
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: freak
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: vamp freak.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Freaky freak mcfreakington
Kageryu Kun15: ...lmao
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: Now I'm going to go to BED
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: YOU KNOW
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: LIKE NORMIES

I may be a vampire, but realleh, we do pwn j00 Werewolves ^_^. Oh, and really. Who likes a NORMIE!?

*shrugs* Some randomness that happens after you don't talk to someone for awhile.
You eventually snap.()
Before this, we were each quoting songs, talking about Invader Zim, Artificial Stupidity, and finally lines/scenes/songs from Monty Python's holy grail. I'd just catapulted poor Mits the Cow (if you're wondering, she's not a divver, presently. Don't feel confused if you don't recognize the nameXD; ). Yes, I am ze frenchman. Whahahah.
I am perverse, and I don't mean to be.() The second one wasn't funny, but was an accident.>.>;

'I think I just had an evilgasm.'~aka Nikko says:YOU MUZZA VASS A HAMPSTAH... ANT ZUR FADDA SMELT OF /ELDERBERRIES/!!
Nikko says:now, go avay before I taunt you a second time-a.>.>
Mits says:....
Mits says:**Sits down**
Nikko says:...
Nikko says:zat's eet.
Nikko says:FETCH DE COWS!
Mits says:**Blink blink**
Mits says:But I AM the cow.
Mits says:Moo.
Nikko says:XD
Nikko says:*fwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
Nikko says:^(badly dubbed catapult sound effect)
Mits says:XD)
Mits says:EGADS!
Mits says:I MEAN
Mits says:MOO!
Nikko says:XDD
Nikko says:Well, you may be able to save yourself. I mean, if you build a large badger...
Mits says:....
Mits says:Right.
Mits says:I'm soaring through the air.
Nikko says:And then use a sheep's bladder to cause earthquakes...
Mits says:God knows how far away from pig dung.
Nikko says:use a Holy Hand Grenade?
Mits says:Playing duck duck throw the innocent cow like a little bastard.
Nikko says:*almost spit her water all over the monitor at that*
Nikko says:XDDD
Mits says:XD;
Mits says:**CaSPLASHHHHH**
Mits says:Well.
Mits says:At least you didn't give the pigs the grain today.
Mits says:Otherwise they wouldn't stop go----- EGADS
Mits:'I'm soaring through the air.Playing duck duck throw the innocent cow like a little bastard.' "Holy Hand Grenade?"~aka Nikko says:XD
.:Mits:. {a crisis after another} says:**Flees** I'M GONNA KILL YOOOOU
Mitsa says:...
Mitsa says:..
Mitsa says:With...
Mitsa says:MY YOGURT BLASTING BAZOOKA
Mits:'I'm soaring through the air.Playing duck duck throw the innocent cow like a little bastard.' "Holy Hand Grenade?"~aka Nikko says:o_o;
Mitsa says:.... Or something I can use as a bluff.
Nikko says:ye seven cheeses of gods!
Mitsa says:THERE'S EIGHT CHEESES
Mitsa says:...Wait.
Mitsa says:**Counts**
Nikko says:four cheeses?
Nikko says:Well, being double-stuffed, they SHOULD be more than us as Gods...
Mitsa says:I praise the holy Cheddar.
Mitsa says:With his wife, peppercorn.
Nikko says:Bah! Bleu's the only way to go. It has evil powers beyond your miiiiind's imaginaton.
Nikko says:XD
Mitsa says:And their son, Swiss.
Nikko says:Peppercorn does Jack.
Nikko says:...o-O; I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY
Mitsa say:XDDD;
Mitsa says:BLOOPER
Nikko says:XDD
Nikko says:That bad ol' Monterey Jack...
Mitsa says:**Holds up picture of the adowwible Sasu**
Nikko says:But... isn't there a Jack Cheddar?
Nikko says:XD
Mitsa says:WE ARE EXPERIENCING DIFFICULTIES...
Mitsa says:....WITH THE SCRIPT...
Nikko says:...AND CONTAINING OUR PERVERSENESS!
Mitsa says:SO YOU GET TO SEE THE AMAZINGLY ADORABLE SASUKLE
Mitsa says:FOR A GOOD... HOWEVER LONG.
Nikko says: Sukle.XD
Mitsa says:...
Nikko says:Until we stop snorting.
Nikko says:NOT THAT SNORTING
Mitsa says:**Cuts your mic off**
Nikko says:*gahs* i'm not really all there today, am I?-.-;
Nikko says:*bops it* hello?...o.o
Nikko says: *thinks that she possibly IS the Technical Difficulty*
Mitsa says:XD;
Mitsa says:**Plays elevator music in the background**
Nikko says:: *has the uke-photo dance to it*
Mitsa says: OMGGGGGGGGGGGG**Fangirly SQUEAL**
Mitsa says:Oh! Hey, I'm in your name.XD **Special**
Nikko says:you JUST noticed that.
Mitsa says:Yes.
Mitsa says: XD
Nikko says:...yyyeah, we need to get out more.XD;
Mits Says: Yeah...XD;


...yyyeah.

Whoever did this pissed me off...

PhelexTheCat546: j0 d00d Whats up?
xAd3n: ..and you are
xAd3n: ?
PhelexTheCat546: :-)
xAd3n: T_T
xAd3n: tell me, damnit.
PhelexTheCat546: ure weird lol
xAd3n: seriously.
xAd3n: who are you.
PhelexTheCat546: have u ever been skydiving? i want to sometime...
xAd3n: goddamnit, leave me alone if you're not gonna tell me who you are.
PhelexTheCat546: you are you, and I am myself.
xAd3n: sarcastic bastard..
PhelexTheCat546: have u ever been skydiving? iwant to sometime...
xAd3n: conversation over
xAd3n: leave me the fuck alone now.
PhelexTheCat546: hello? ugh i'm keeps rfeezing on me
PhelexTheCat546: :-P
xAd3n: you're an idiot, you know that>?
PhelexTheCat546: hello? i just want to talk to u for a bit
xAd3n: and i dont know you.
PhelexTheCat546: so, whats your point?
xAd3n: leave me alone..
PhelexTheCat546: no, please talk to me
xAd3n: no, please go away
PhelexTheCat546: ok then
xAd3n: thank you.
PhelexTheCat546: what about me?
PhelexTheCat546: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting cyberprank(dot)com
xAd3n: wow.... bastard..

I also got bothered by one of those bots. It was supposedly a sexy female who wanted my attention, complete with a photo in its profile and links. There are ways to tell whether it's one of those annoying bots or not. >_> I performed a test and told the person that the name was obviously a bot. The real user came out and stupidly went "no im not!" with another font. >_>;

1) They'll talk about skydiving fast. That's not something you would usually get from a person who refuses to identify him or herself.

2) They'll talk about things that are irrelevant but not as far-off as skydiving.

3) If you stay quiet then the bot will eventually ask if you're still connected or if you're lagging.

4) Talking about random things will cause them to follow your conversation, not ask why you went off on the tangent (ie. say something senseless about Bush).

5) Their IQ about smileys is minimal. Their standard expression of ":-)" gives them away.

6) It's possible that saying something Kumori said might trigger the same response. If duplicate responses come out then its obvious it's not a person on the other end.

Don't be fooled by their typos and "u r funny lolol" talk. That's been programmed for effect, probably by adding a low chance of switching consecutive letters in a word. So what happened to the one talking to me? It got to make the announcement it did to Kumori. Then I warned it, causing the complete bot net belonging to that satanic cult to block me in response. If you warn them, all the bots from that site will block you, so you won't have to worry again.

Dx dragonsfang1: j0
KamiKazeKiwi3: Hey
Dx dragonsfang1: *giggles like a giddy school girl* Killer7 comes out this week!!!
KamiKazeKiwi3: @_@;
KamiKazeKiwi3: You really want that, don't you?
Dx dragonsfang1: YES
Dx dragonsfang1: it is tormenting me
Dx dragonsfang1: it is even affecting my dream-cycle!
Dx dragonsfang1: >> I fought about 3 zombies off in 1st person last night, and then went on cruise-control to a forest
Dx dragonsfang1: >>
KamiKazeKiwi3: @.@ Okay, weird...
Dx dragonsfang1: yeah
Dx dragonsfang1: but anyway
Dx dragonsfang1: I am hoping to order it tonight
Dx dragonsfang1: because if I order it online, I get a free comic book
Dx dragonsfang1: with it
Dx dragonsfang1: ^^
KamiKazeKiwi3: Hehehe
KamiKazeKiwi3: Meanwhile... I don't know what I'm going to do, other than going to the university computing program from Tuesday on...
Dx dragonsfang1: you teaching or learning?
KamiKazeKiwi3: I don't know what I'm going there to do. They actually didn't answer me when I sent an e-mail...
KamiKazeKiwi3: However, I got a phone call today telling me that the room where things are occurring was changed to another place...
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: so you just got invited? or did you sign up for something?
KamiKazeKiwi3: I signed up a while ago. Remember I told you I was accepted to the US Army's High Performance Computing bruhaha?
Dx dragonsfang1: ah
Dx dragonsfang1: so you haven't finished with that yet, have you?
KamiKazeKiwi3: I haven't been there. -_-;
KamiKazeKiwi3: It starts on Tuesday.
Dx dragonsfang1: ah
Dx dragonsfang1: SCREENSHOTS OF KILLER7 (and buying page!! XD)
KamiKazeKiwi3: The zombie games... have got to stop. That's lame. Really lame.
Dx dragonsfang1: ...it is not only because of the Xombies
Dx dragonsfang1: it is because of how strange it looks
Dx dragonsfang1: and it is a world where dead people are actually consiously alive
Dx dragonsfang1: ^^ A disembodied head helps you through a part
Dx dragonsfang1: doesn't float though
KamiKazeKiwi3: Combined with the movies about man's creations turning against them, zombies are the greatest cliche of the decade.
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: lemme guess, you just saw Land of the Dead
Dx dragonsfang1: I still wanna get this
KamiKazeKiwi3: ...No I didn't.
Dx dragonsfang1: because it isn't actually zombies. They are people who catch a virus, and turn into horrbile monsters
Dx dragonsfang1: it is called the "Heaven Smile" Virus
Dx dragonsfang1: and a terrorist is infecting people with it
KamiKazeKiwi3: *cough* T-Virus, ordmen, et al. *cough*
Dx dragonsfang1: How did I guess you were gonna say "T-Virus" ^^
Dx dragonsfang1: but this ain't nothin like the T-Virus
Dx dragonsfang1: no umbrellas in this game
Dx dragonsfang1: (take it from me, I ain't much of a Xombie gamer, I like to stick to good, clean RPGs, but this one catches my eye, along with Resident Evil 4)
KamiKazeKiwi3: In fact, there are so many games about "it's NOT a zombie, it's a person infected with a VIRUS that acts like a zombie" that there are even games that got canlled with that theme because RE4 kicked them off the market.
KamiKazeKiwi3: *cancelled
KamiKazeKiwi3: However... that doesn't mean I'm unwilling to try Killer 7. >_>;
Dx dragonsfang1: ^^
Dx dragonsfang1: I say try it by buying it
Dx dragonsfang1: RE4 was actually a Parasite manipulating people
KamiKazeKiwi3: I just think they need to stop leaning on the two cliches of this decade.
Dx dragonsfang1: >> you got to see it later on, after you popped off one of the villager's heads...and something popped out..
Dx dragonsfang1: heh
KamiKazeKiwi3: Man's creations gone wrong? Look no further! "I, Robot", "The Matrix" (all three...), etc. And it doesn't end there! Just look at the latest box office coming-soon: Stealth.
Dx dragonsfang1: >> that looks stupid
Dx dragonsfang1: and "The Island"
Dx dragonsfang1: I only wanna see the latter because of a little preview I saw where one of the people gets hit by a speeder
KamiKazeKiwi3: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: the dude is speeding along, and all of the sudden, he crashes into this one guy
Dx dragonsfang1: I was like "OWWWWWWWWNNNNNNED!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dx dragonsfang1: (yes, I do actually talk this way IRL, but people get used to it ^^)
KamiKazeKiwi3: Okay.
Dx dragonsfang1: Scroll down this list of ONLY GAMECUBE GAMES and tell me if you seen anything wrong
KamiKazeKiwi3: lol, okay
Dx dragonsfang1: heh, I wanna see if I'm not the only one seeing things
KamiKazeKiwi3: Nope. There's nothing wrong on my end.
KamiKazeKiwi3: I really can't see the fact "Karaoke Volume 3" is there... >_>
Dx dragonsfang1: heh
Dx dragonsfang1: notice that it is the PS2 version
KamiKazeKiwi3: ...You mean there's a GCN version? No...
Dx dragonsfang1: no
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: but they are coming out with a GC Kareoke Revolution game
Dx dragonsfang1: called "Kareoke Party" or something to that extent, just like the Mario DDR
KamiKazeKiwi3: It's DDR, not Karaoke.
Dx dragonsfang1: I know
KamiKazeKiwi3: Oh wait, lol. I misunderstood you.
Dx dragonsfang1: but they are releasing a Karaoke thing
Dx dragonsfang1: heh
Dx dragonsfang1: yeah
KamiKazeKiwi3: But enough about the GameCube. H4x, I have something to propose to you.
Dx dragonsfang1: O_O I thought that question was for Ly later on
Dx dragonsfang1: O_O
Dx dragonsfang1: O_O;
KamiKazeKiwi3: I'm not PROPOSING to you, I'm... GAH.
Dx dragonsfang1: =P
KamiKazeKiwi3: It ain't marriage. <_<;;;
Dx dragonsfang1: aww
Dx dragonsfang1: (j/p!_
KamiKazeKiwi3: @.@; *steps away slowly*
Dx dragonsfang1: ROFL
Dx dragonsfang1: *is actually ROFL right now*
KamiKazeKiwi3: Meanwhile, I think I RSMS now. >_>
Dx dragonsfang1: *wipes tear from his eyes* what?
KamiKazeKiwi3: U DK wat RSMS iz?
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o that was spoken like *cough* liek a tru mainer, u kno?
KamiKazeKiwi3: RSMS = Really Shit Myself >_>
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
KamiKazeKiwi3: =p
KamiKazeKiwi3: By the way, I made up all those acronyms.
Dx dragonsfang1: I've had too much practice talkin like a nub w/Slicer
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
KamiKazeKiwi3: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: heheheh
KamiKazeKiwi3: Well, you see... the green is growing down the vine. Someone high up top noticed the discussion about the GCN and the bad vibes towards Microsoft.
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o as in in the mods, or the feds?
Dx dragonsfang1: OR BOTH
Dx dragonsfang1: KIWI, IS SOMEONE FROM THE FEDS A MOD?!
KamiKazeKiwi3: So... <_< We've gotten an offer for discount XBox units if we start preaching towards the green light.
Dx dragonsfang1: O_O
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o
Dx dragonsfang1: rofl
Dx dragonsfang1: NEVAR
KamiKazeKiwi3: ...No, seriously.
Dx dragonsfang1: VIVA LA RESISTANCE
KamiKazeKiwi3: lmao, I thought you'd think I was joking.
KamiKazeKiwi3: ... @.@ Not kidding though.
Dx dragonsfang1: lol, it would depend on the games that it would give with it. That is the only problem i have with getting an X-Box, too damn expensive, and no games are available with it...that and you have to pay for the online service
Dx dragonsfang1: I actually was taking it seriously
Dx dragonsfang1: so how do you know that there is something for discount Xboxes?
KamiKazeKiwi3: Well, apparently we can get a combo of two controllers, the box, and Halo 1 + 2 for $90
Dx dragonsfang1: google ad?
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o;;;;;
Dx dragonsfang1: damnit, they are trying to tempt the hell out of me
KamiKazeKiwi3: No. The right people talked to me when they found the thread in a search. @_@
Dx dragonsfang1: wow
KamiKazeKiwi3: I didn't think those kinds of people would have any interest in online boards, but it seems that they want to get better PR.
Dx dragonsfang1: @_@; shyte, and now I can make that within a month
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: because of the 360
KamiKazeKiwi3: 360?
Dx dragonsfang1: Xbox 360: "Turning around, and bending over"
KamiKazeKiwi3: lol
KamiKazeKiwi3: Well, we're being offered that in an attempt to make us happier campers.
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
KamiKazeKiwi3: So... are you interested?
Dx dragonsfang1: and I wonder what would happen if, even after I would be to buy the sys, I spoke badly about it?
Dx dragonsfang1: It would prolly self-destruct
KamiKazeKiwi3: Lol, maybe,.
Dx dragonsfang1: or pile-drive me while asleep
KamiKazeKiwi3: XD
KamiKazeKiwi3: But what do you think?
Dx dragonsfang1: "Not me family jewels!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *smash in disk drive smash in disk drive etc*
Dx dragonsfang1: I dunno
Dx dragonsfang1: I am semi-interested
Dx dragonsfang1: because Half-Life 2 is coming out for it soon
KamiKazeKiwi3: Will you buy into the doubly-non-sexy-named company's PR tactic?
Dx dragonsfang1: and those two games alone cost more than what they are offering it for
Dx dragonsfang1: I don't know
Dx dragonsfang1: I am not one of those that falls for this stuff
Dx dragonsfang1: but I love the games
Dx dragonsfang1: >> and I could certainly boast that I had almost all of the systems then
KamiKazeKiwi3: If they were listening in on us right now and wanted to see your response, what would be your answer?
Dx dragonsfang1: what lifelines do I have left?
KamiKazeKiwi3: The one keeping you alive.
Dx dragonsfang1: ah!
Dx dragonsfang1: well, I think I will use that one!
Dx dragonsfang1: ...I would honestly have to think on it
KamiKazeKiwi3: But then you'd be dead. <_<;
Dx dragonsfang1: definately nothing until after I get me baby for GC
KamiKazeKiwi3: Would you lean to green or lean for the Cube?
Dx dragonsfang1: you know what, screw it. This makes me angry that I am being bribed
Dx dragonsfang1: no
Dx dragonsfang1: I lean toward the PS2 and the Cube
Dx dragonsfang1: forever
KamiKazeKiwi3: ...Phew. *turns off the lightsaber hidden behind him*
Dx dragonsfang1: heh
Dx dragonsfang1: this was a test, wasn't it
KamiKazeKiwi3: ANNOUNCEMENT: This was a test.
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: I was just thinking about it, because those are the only 2 games that I have been wanting for it
KamiKazeKiwi3: <_<; I didn't have to engage in violent acts with that hot glow stick.
Dx dragonsfang1: (or Fable too)
Dx dragonsfang1: o-O knowing yer earlier proposement comment, I don'
Dx dragonsfang1: t wanna know what you were going to do with "That hot glow stick"
KamiKazeKiwi3: XD
KamiKazeKiwi3: This should go in Shugo's WTF conversation thread.
Dx dragonsfang1: anyway, carrying on. Were there actually people offering that?
Dx dragonsfang1: heh
Dx dragonsfang1: yeah!
Dx dragonsfang1: you or me?
KamiKazeKiwi3: No, there weren't. I made it all up. XD
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: just for that, I am going to mail you some shampoo called "Essense of Kiwi"
Dx dragonsfang1: >> My friend's mom had it in their downstairs bathroome
Dx dragonsfang1: ^bathroom
Dx dragonsfang1: or "Kiwi's Delight"
KamiKazeKiwi3: I was like... "Mr. L33T + Microsoft Executive = XD"
Dx dragonsfang1: ^_^ I could give them a run for their money
Dx dragonsfang1: ^^ as a matter of fact, lemme borrow that "Hot glow stick" for a minute
KamiKazeKiwi3: ...o_o?
Dx dragonsfang1: can I?
KamiKazeKiwi3: Yes. It's my lightsaber, though, so be careful.
Dx dragonsfang1: *goes to Microsoft HQ*
Dx dragonsfang1: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dx dragonsfang1: except for you Mr. Computer executive. I won't put you out of your misoury until you GIVE ME A NEW COMPY
Dx dragonsfang1: *stabs*
Dx dragonsfang1: whoops...
Dx dragonsfang1: I cauterized his heart
Dx dragonsfang1: is that a good thing?
KamiKazeKiwi3: Nope...
Dx dragonsfang1: but it's not neccissarily a bad thing, is it?
KamiKazeKiwi3: Wouldn't the guards own you, though? Cause their bullet-firing guns might have a higher firing rate than the blasters in Star Wars...
Dx dragonsfang1: meh
Dx dragonsfang1: I would dodge them, Keanu-reeves style
KamiKazeKiwi3: You can cut through walls, though. They can't.
Dx dragonsfang1: or I would rock them to death. WYLD STALYONS ROCK *little guitar motion*
KamiKazeKiwi3: You could run into a meeting room that's next to a corridor. The guards would have to run through the corridor to get to the door. You use the lightsaber and start running, slicing them through the hallway.
KamiKazeKiwi3: Through the wall from inside the meeting room.
Dx dragonsfang1: true
Dx dragonsfang1: but I wanna be "The ONE"
KamiKazeKiwi3: @_@ I don't.
Dx dragonsfang1: except for the part at the end of Revolutions where he died
Dx dragonsfang1: everything but that
KamiKazeKiwi3: And getting your eyes burninated?
Dx dragonsfang1: oh yeah
Dx dragonsfang1: *didn't quite see that part*
KamiKazeKiwi3: Fun fun...
Dx dragonsfang1: oh, you mean when the thing got sucked out?
Dx dragonsfang1: by that gun-like thing?
Dx dragonsfang1: in the first one?
KamiKazeKiwi3: ...What?
KamiKazeKiwi3: Oh, no.
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
KamiKazeKiwi3: He was blind towards the end of Revolutions...
Dx dragonsfang1: I saw up to Reloaded, but only to the Neo & Trinity Sex scene
Dx dragonsfang1: then I had to take it back (it was nearly noon)
KamiKazeKiwi3: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: that was before my PS2 in my room
KamiKazeKiwi3: Then christ, get it again and watch the whole thing.
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
KamiKazeKiwi3: You can't deny yourself the pleasure/agony involved.
Dx dragonsfang1: only problem is, I am savin up for next week
Dx dragonsfang1: lol
Dx dragonsfang1: and after that, in September, AC comes out
Dx dragonsfang1: and I am gettin 3 copies of that
KamiKazeKiwi3: A...C...?
Dx dragonsfang1: 1 for me, the other 2 as birthday presents
Dx dragonsfang1: AdventChildren
Dx dragonsfang1: FFVII
KamiKazeKiwi3: O_o HOLY SMOKES
KamiKazeKiwi3: *prays he gets that from Lyra*
Dx dragonsfang1: September...as far as I know
KamiKazeKiwi3: I'm short on money... I was counting my money and realized I'm short because my parents have been taking from my stash... >_>
Dx dragonsfang1: it comes out for the PSP first...but they had to cut a lot of stuff out for it
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o
Dx dragonsfang1: but you are doing that Military thing
Dx dragonsfang1: that shall give you heaps of cash
KamiKazeKiwi3: Yes... which would pay for my ticket if I go visit her, and some extra... enough to repair the computer.
Dx dragonsfang1: ah
KamiKazeKiwi3: I'll manage.
Dx dragonsfang1: and when you visit her, you shall be going to her college?
KamiKazeKiwi3: No, before she goes off to college.
Dx dragonsfang1: ah
Dx dragonsfang1: that is...next month, isn't it?
KamiKazeKiwi3: If I'm going, I'm going within three weeks I think.
Dx dragonsfang1: ah
Dx dragonsfang1: so who shall post this convo?
Dx dragonsfang1: not I said teh h4x0r
Dx dragonsfang1: =P also said teh h4x0r
KamiKazeKiwi3: You, I figure. I should go to bed now.
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o but I said "Not I"
Dx dragonsfang1: where is your AMERICAN SPIRIT!?
KamiKazeKiwi3: Why?
Dx dragonsfang1: I dunno
KamiKazeKiwi3: @.@
KamiKazeKiwi3: *pulls out his keys and gets ready to head back into the hole in the ground, teh comfy den*
Dx dragonsfang1: mine is burried out in the graveyard with my ET cartridge
KamiKazeKiwi3: *cracks up* Which means you must post.
Dx dragonsfang1: o_o great
Dx dragonsfang1: two things I must post on
Dx dragonsfang1: the clan quest and the WTF thread
Dx dragonsfang1: do ya want me to post the whole thing?
Dx dragonsfang1: or just random parts?
Dx dragonsfang1: *decides whole thing will be less work*
KamiKazeKiwi3: Anything. The whole thing. Now I'm really going. >_>

XD read teh WTF ness of this. And anyone offended, plz don't hurt me ^^;;;;;;

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Emu Aehr Thiek: :D
Jpec2: D:
Emu Aehr Thiek: :-(
Jpec2: (-:
Emu Aehr Thiek: ):
Jpec2: :)
Emu Aehr Thiek: :o
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Emu Aehr Thiek: Enough! :o
Jpec2: .ah aH
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Emu Aehr Thiek: :D
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Emu Aehr Thiek: I WIN!
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xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:32:39 AM): WotW was just fucking awesome
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:32:54 AM): yeah
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:33:14 AM): damn fog horn noise
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:33:14 AM): xD
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:33:34 AM): xD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:35:45 AM): when I was pissing and that door opened and made that noise
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:35:46 AM): I was like
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:35:49 AM): "BAH! >_<"
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:35:58 AM): yeah
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:03 AM): and then it fizzled out
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:03 AM): you know what's funny
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:07 AM): and i was like haha
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:19 AM): is that movie is based off a book that's based of a radio broadcast
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:24 AM): yeah
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:31 AM): and people thought it was read
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:33 AM): real*
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:35 AM): Someone had actually broadcasted that shit lik eit was real
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:36 AM): xD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:36 AM): yea
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:40 AM): I'd have been so freaked
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:43 AM): initially
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:52 AM): they said a lot of times that it was fiction though
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:36:54 AM): then I would have wondered why none of the news places were covering it
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:36:56 AM): dumb people
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:37:06 AM): lol
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:37:11 AM): not a lot
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:37:13 AM): very little
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:37:23 AM): and some weren't listening during those times
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:37:29 AM): so?
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:37:34 AM): SO THERE.
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:37:44 AM): they were in their basements trying to kill anything that had three legs
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:37:56 AM): i can just see the hicks who inbreed themselves
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:37:58 AM): *bang*
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:38:06 AM): "Ah gort 'im"
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:38:32 AM): "Wait pa, that was Billy... *Sob* YA SHOT BILLEH PA! YA SHOT 'IM"
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:38:34 AM): XDDDDDDD
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:38:35 AM): GORT
xS1d3w1nd3rx (6:38:43 AM): hick talk
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:38:43 AM): HAHA
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:38:46 AM): I know
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:38:47 AM): that
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (6:38:51 AM): that's perfect*

xS1d3w1nd3rx: i got some body wash crap that i was playing with on my shorts and it looks like spooge
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: ..........................................................
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: I hate you.

xS1d3w1nd3rx = Domini
The other dude = Me.

xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (7:12:45 AM): ..........................................................
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx (7:12:58 AM): I hate you.
xS1d3w1nd3rx (7:13:15 AM): why?
xS1d3w1nd3rx (7:13:30 AM): cuzz i gots the spooge looking creamy body wash?
xS1d3w1nd3rx (7:13:35 AM): you can get it at target

HypocriticalHero: Wow that was sad
HypocriticalHero: I thought my screen had a smudge
HypocriticalHero: it turned out to be a period.
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: .................
xSn4k3Ch4rm3rx: xD

HypocriticalHero = Reinier