Well... I did it again. ^_^; I made another .hack// parody of a song. Well... Actually this time it's a parody of a parody of a song, buuuuut... close enough. 'Tis a .hack// parody off Weird Al's Jerry Springer song, which itself is a parody of some other song I don't know the name of. Whatever. Point is, I did another and here it is:

It's been, one week since we got to see,
Cheatin' hackers and bitmaps that marry.
5 days since they had the row with the stupid Limp Knife
the nut, and the hack pro.
3 days since we heard the tale about the guy who learned
his grunty went all e-vail.
Yesterday, it occured to me, that I'd been playing a bit
too much of The World.

Holy Cow, didya see it last week?
That stupid IronBall Freak,
it sucker punched it's whole "family".
Do you recall when the brawl became a total 'free-for-all'
and Balmung's in the middle trying to be the referee?
Hey, see the Goblin with the Sword Dance?
It likes to plant plants, and slay the grunties of the newbies.
Now here comes Balmung's next guest, and it's a hack fest cuz
it's Julian's little brother.

WaveMasters casting Vak spells like when animals attack
they all prohibit any sensible behaviour.
hit em in the nose burn off their clothes slice up their toes thats how it goes
they get so violent they have to sign a waiver.
They're always fightin' duelin' kickin' butt and gainin' fame
cuz in there they dont care they got no shame.
There was one guy I'm sure he felt a little strange, when he found
out that his magic wasn't close range.
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly,
They have a history of inflicting worlds o' hurt...

It's been One week since they had the fight,
with the hacker twins and that multiplying Disco Knife.
5 days since that awful brawl,
They still haven't got the blood off the wall, it's been
3 days since the bitter feud between the PK team and the Slay-n00b hacker dude.
Yesterday, it finally dawned on me, that I'd been playing
a bit too much of The World.

Baby, I've been PKing your sister.
Ugh! Which one?
All of 'em.
Well I've been PKing your best friend, Jay!
Yeah? Well..Well! Me too and I've been PKing your Grunty, Woofie!
Woofie, you #@)*&! Well I'm also PKing your pet guardian!
That guardian doesn't wanna fight you!

Once you start playin', there's just no stopping.
Your game's shut down, and your HP's dropping.
Sora's the king of confrontation, he's a sensation, he puts the con
in confrontation
He's totally worthless like a bad check, he's like a train wreck,
Don't want to stare, but you can't look away.
He PK's really messy, he's got no hope, he's still a weirdo,
And he's only in the fourth grade.

If you've seen the lag, well then you know it's just about as slow
as you can go,
The n00bs are wimpy, and they're hacking in their dreams.
Then pretty soon, some ugly goon comes in the room, and then
it's boom in the face of some unsuspecting Lag queen
Well it's the kind of game where people scream in newbie-1337,
playing fair, throwing spells as their hobbies.
Balmung, Balmung, now the crowd starts their favorite chant.
Should I turn off my PC? I just can't.
I have a tendency to play it religiously, I have a history
of logging each one.

It's been One week since the tale about,
Player Killers with problems they should work out.
5 days since the big surprise, when some loser's knife slit
the throats of those 20 guys,
3 days since the boss was slain, by a bunch of hyper newbies
who were all in pain,
Yesterday it occured to me, that I've been playing
a bit too much of The World.

Tired of wasting my time on that game called The World,
I've got way too much class to waste on The World.
Come over here and pull off my visor.

I personally think it's decent but I dunno. *shrugs* You guys tell me. I'm not sure whether this is :spam: or not, but I hope it's not. If it is, sorry. ^.^; Oh, and yeah, I realize it's pretty :offtopic:, but isn't that what most of the stuff we do is? ^.^;

lol, that's pudry good. I've never heard any of Weird Al's stuff but oh well, it's good.

lol, that's grand!

I like it, the original version is "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies.. at least I think. That's what the lyrics seemed to fit, though I don't think that's what "Jerry Springer" is a parody of. Either way, it was funny though you used a bunch of the original lyrics. I know you have more imagination than that lol.

Besides, I thought you were gonna put your imagination into Legacy of the Elements. :-p

;P A lot, but not all, all is boring, then I can't use any for other stuff. ^.^; And yesh, I did use a bit of the original lyrics, mostly because this was just out of boredom. It didn't hit me full formed like the other one did. ^.^;

Antoher peese off perfecshion! Be sure to go and get a recording contract, or at least make a music video! Times like these that make be glad to be a Figment Raider. *winks with both eyes

O.< Pshhh... Ish not that good... Is it? ^.^; I just threw something together out of boredomnesh. ^.^ But yesh. Bein' a Figgie is good.

Basti's correct. The original version is "One Week" by the Barenaked Ladies. Great take on it though. Really entertaining. X)