THE NEXT NEW BIG THING!


Bigger than CC CORP!

Bigger than ‘THE WORLD!’

Bigger than THAT LAST GREAT MOVIE YOU SAW!(which you probably paid too much to see)

You are about to see something that will change your life forever.

Introducing…

The POFF organization! That’s right! You too can be a member. Membership fees are only $5.95 (plus shipping and handling fees for your POFF membership hat)

POFF stands for “Protect Our Feathered Friends.” The POFF has been serving of penguin population for the past 15 years. Their rights are so often infringed upon and to keep this sacred bird well, we have to act now!

[This advertisement has been sponsored by POFF fanatics who hacked onto the World News to get this public, keeping the skies safe for the flightless bird]

o0 what the crap?

I'm for saving the rainforests...but penguin? well...guess someone has to help them...

it makes you wonder, we're helpin them out...but whos helping us? >.> <.<

Penguins are evil! Don't trust them, for they WILL steal your soul, and sell it for a cookie. Destroy them!

Don't really. They will whoop your @$$3$.

Psssh, penguins wouldn't kick anyone's 45535. Unless you provoked them or something. Penguins are cute, cuddly, and... penguinish. How can you disagree with that?

What I don't get is how they can call themselves Protect Our Feathered Friends when Penguins don't even have feathers. They have more of a fur-like stuff covering them, don't they?

... I'll shut up now.

actually they DO have feathers, they are just very very small. little known fact it is ^_^

and are they truely our friends? they have their own continent...who knows whats next!

Pretty soon they'll be driving our cars, stealing our women, and drinking our booze. I say we declare open season on all penguins. There is no creature more ruthless in all the Earth, or even Hell.

lol i laugh no matter how many times i see that animation!

penguins wouldnt be so rash...they move quietly in teh night...NINJA PENGUINS!

but seriusly..are the friend of foe? and why are we helping them? why donet we just leave them alone! they did fine before we got there!

Because they're planning to have every nation's infrastructure collapse in unison so thay can easily spread their evil penguin ideologies of sliding down snowy hills on your belly and catching fish with your mouth. It's madness, I tell you! All that stuff you hear about penguins being "endangered" is all propaganda made up by the penguin-controlled media.

If you think about it many things were fine until we (the human race) got involved. Of course some things were worse off but I won't start listing thing. I wouldn't blame the penguins if they started a revolt. We were the ones, afterall, that put them on display like so many other creatures. I think they are forming an alliance with pigeons and spiders to hit us from the air, sea, and land.

Cancelled

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Anyways, this just shows how badly we are treating the other members of this planet, Earth. We should try to live in harmony with other members of the same planet, and not try to destroy them along with our Mother Earth.

Protect the penguins?! What, so we can make it that much easier for them to take over the internet! I mean, if you want to help the New World Order out, than go ahead, join. But if not...then do the right thing. Join the Penguin Prevention Coalition instead. We must stop the evil penguin menace, one way or another. Heck, I'll even let you join for free.

Last post was mine...sorry.

First off, I said all other animals.
Second, where did you get the idea that they want to take over the internet?
Third, how are penguins suppose to take over the internet? Their wing things probably wouldn't be able to use a controller or Keyboard to go online.

Well, perhaps you are right... Noticed I said perhaps!!! I didn't say you are right! And plus this is all SHUGOTENSHI'S FAULT!!! She was the one who let loose the goblin who messed with the penguins who ran to those who care who hacked into the news section to put up this post!

they use their brain waves obviously, they dont need a clicking device or a primitive keyboard...they are beyond us o0. Is this all in our minds...or do they truely with to conquer us?

~Blue Rose~

1. YOU DON'T CARE I BLAMED YOU???
2. Brain waves... Hmm. I guess we should play with those psychic monkeys more. You see, we gave monkeys these head sets and they controlled robotic arms with their own brainwaves!

Anyways... Back to the subject.
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THEY WILL KILL US ALL!!! GYHAAAAAAA!

1. no i dont care, cause the penguins had this planned before you or i came along
2. monkeys eat bannanas and thus cannot opperate a head set
3. settle down, panic doesnt get you anywhere

i say we reason with teh penguins, they are surely a reasonable creature :D

LIES! Lies and false-truths!

When they amass their armies, they will leave none of us standing.

Probably because of that 'penguin suit' joke associated with Tuxedos.

-Asgard

cancelled

...dude...you need help...

also, if you did the you would like destroy antarctica...flooding whole parts of the world o0

Yes...flooding the earth would only help them and not us. Do you not learn anything from NGE? The friggin' ice cap was melted...and killed millions! I mean...wouldn't that upset the balance?

Acctually, the Penguins would die out if he world was flooded because they lay there eggs on land, not water. THere population would also decrease because their predators who lve in the water would drammatically increase and destroy them. and since we would all die by the flooding, its a lose lose situation for both sides.

Apocolipes? That doesn't sound like what we these guys or we are trying to do... Maybe we should try to communicated to these people first..

Change it from Feathered Friends to Flightless Friends, and I'll send you my 5.95

Those who cannot fly on their own must ally.

And why? So the penguins will have to ally with pigeons as carriers that will use them as bombs to dive into the pentagon? No. The penguins are our mortal enemies, they threaten our own living existence! I would never send in my 5.95, even if my life depended on it.

The Penguins are secretly evil, everybody knows it. Anyone who denies it is a penguin spy and will be terminated. Anyone who has no opinion on the subject will be put in a room with "Penguins are evil" playing in the background for 37 hours. All penguins will be returned and contained in Antarctia with an inpenetrable force field. This all leads to my point, if something is a subject, whats a normal ject?

PROTECT PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ITS A TRAP ANYONE WHO TRIES TO PROTECT THEM WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN ANTARTICA BEING THE EVIL LITTLE CRETENS SLAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T JOIN!!

THAT was my post /\

SAVE THE PENGUINS!!!

Just you try and terminate me!

*sends 5.95*

AAAAAAAAH! I warned you!