To all owners of Chia Pets:

We are issuing an immediate withdrawal of all chia pets. Some have begun to sprout several dangerous plants including man-eating plants. The most dangerous of this type, is the -Makai Mimosa-. It is a deadly plant that was discovered by -Yoko- Bloom. It feeds ff human blood and they grow fairly rapidly. Beware if you have a chia pet. Other, less infected products have growing vines and seeds for entire trees. The cause is still unknown. Please return your Chia pet to Chia.inc. For further questions, reach us at:
1-800-chia or visit us on the web at www.chiadeathplants.org

*burns all of the chia-pets, as he cries watching to hopeless plants die* Man eating plants? How horrible. What could have caused this to happen?!

WHAT!!!! *grabs a torch and burns the Chia pet to the ground* Ummm why did the plants do that?

(Watches the chia-pets burn)

Well, now I have a reason for never getting one. Man-eating plants, I would have never guessed.

"wow" now only we need man eating bugs and bluiding size ants, then this place will rock

Those chia pets. I knew they were evil after all.

Man eating bugs! I hope you don't mean parasites, Fathom. Parasites wouldn't cause anything to rock, but it would be interesting to hage giant carnivorous bugs running around. Not to mention, extremely dangerous.

(Grabs chia pets, Burns and waves goodbye)
I'm gonna miss them.... :(

Ronin runs out, buys a chia pet army, 1 ton of maricle grow, and a bullwhip. Back at home preps chia pets with aid of maricle grow and places his new security system at key points in his home using the bullwhip to discourage mutiny.

*Gets a flamethrower out of nowhere and ignites the chia pets while laughing insanely.* "Muwahahaha! Burn you evil plants! Oh...wait...I'm evil...oh well, this is fun! *Continues burning chia pets*