How long does one sit on the toilet anywho? :D

OOC:Also: Viral dragon this is in character section, there is no .hack or .hack//INFECTION or any of the .hack series.

Hmmm...Is it really worth it, the shock is just a few seconds and to pay for a seat warmer is just a waste of money. Just my opinion. :lol:

hmmm, you've got a point. But...they'll be the only persons who really need the seat warmers. How much is it any ways?

:P LOL. People and their ideas these days, what will they think of next...lol.

The future has good points and bad points.But, don't you think toilet seat warmers are a little overboard?I mean, why would someone want to buy a toilet seat warmer when they could buy things like a money counter?Also, the toilet has water in it, and assuming that the warmer would rely on electricity, wouldn't the water serve as a conducter?I mean, once you flush the toilet, you would get a fatal shock in return.I think, that if they TRUELY want it, they could get it, but they would be taking a great risk.That's my opinion, but, if the toilet seat had a UL sticker on it, I would surely buy it.

A new plateau in bathroom comfort is here!

Tired of sitting down on the toilet extra-slowly because of the shock you obtain from a cold toilet seat!?

Hate the long shivers you get from putting your buttocks on the freezing seat of a toilet!?

Well fear no more! Outlandish Industries has created a new toilet seat warming mechanism that attaches to the seat of your toilet from behind the tank. It can't even be seen! Now every time your behind is placed on a toilet seat, you'll experience maximum comfort! Expect this new product to be in stores within the next two weeks!

I know :D I wanna know who decided to come up with this though...

A cooler/barbeque grill!! I actually saw one of those the other day in a department store and I wondered "What were they THINKING?"

I agree...

Hmmm sounds, nice but does it really work?

I third the idea that posts in this topic are getting weirder. One question though. What if the mechanism has a flaw and heats the seat to an unbearable temperature.(100+ degrees celcius)

Is this really a good idea?
Someone could really be harmed.

(ooc. umm people... they really do have seat warmers in Japan... and toilet radios... and automatic toilet paper dispensers... with scented paper....heh... true it is!!)

My... what strange people there are in life.... Wait.... I've never used a toilet before, cause I've never had to go.... I'm a computer program...

Heh.. insulated electrical devices do not shock you... have you ever used a motor boat before? The gasoline transforms into electrical energy as well as the pistons push the mechanisims that lead to the blades, and even when completely drenched, the boat is still safe to touch.

Talking about toilet tech.. what about the kitty toilet that flushes itself... as seen in our latest version of "The World" 's "funnies section" for America ?? any thoughtz : ?
Imagine the headlines...

Scared kitty refuses to use kitty litterbox ever again when it gave her a sudden bath of H2O in a cruel explotation of trust.

Hehehheheheh.......

QUOTE (Wanderer @ Jun 7 2003, 10:43 PM)

How long does one sit on the toilet anywho? :D OOC:Also: Viral dragon this is in character section, there is a .hack and .hack//INFECTION and all of the .hack series.

What else can we talk about here? hmmm... a new techno toilet that follows you around? eh...no... to wierd.... hehe....


I changed the post....heehee!

Arent I a little rascal? ;3

They have ass washers (I dont know what else to call it) that when you flush the toilet, a hose comes up from the base of the toilet and washes your...um...rear end. All you have to do is dry it off! I'd never want to try it, but hey, whatever works for ya!

Posts in this topic keep getting weirder and weirder. :huh:

I'm joining this list of critics. And I think I'll coincide with Elius's worry. Burned butts bad.

An automatic butt washer? Nifty! Where can I get one-o-those?! (j/k)

A seater warmer for a toliet is kinda of useless.

:huh: Now, i've seen some pretty weird things in my life and this doesn't compare to the kitty toilet thing. arn't most cats afraid of water? so if thier afraid of it why would they use it? my cat does use the bathroom, in the tub and next to the toilet but it is the bathroom... <_< also, there is no such thing as weird posts, only abnormal ones and crazy people ranting. There are weird inventions though (a toilet that follows u around?!?!?! :huh: )

~Zandra

Mmmmm...my buttocks are warm. Explode!!! :blowup:

A toilet seat warmer sounds good but what if you live around the equator and have one of those plastic seats you get stuck to then that wouldn't be good. I think that they should think of a cooler for a toilet seat also because they can't just have a heater for it you know? And then of course there's the factor of working on your car before using the toilet and you have, I don't know Gasoline or something, on your hands and then you go to sit down and the heater throws off sparks or something (happy Matsuei??) and then before you even knew what was going to happen :blowup: and then you are gone. who agrees with me?

What are you talking about Strato?! Just because you have gasoline or anyother flamable content on your hands doesn't technically mean your going to burn and die. It's a seat WARMER. Not a flaming toilet seat of death. And walking toilets? That may be wierd but it would be funny to see. You know those bathrooms that play music right? What about a toilet that plays a little chime when you flush?

Chimed motion sensored water, so every time sometime hit's the water, a chime rings. That would be cool, it would also give you sometime to look forward to. :lol:

lol...yeah right...looking forward to flush the toilet. My little bro would have a field day then. :lol:

The chime is supposed to sound everytime something hit the water. <plop>
It's a toilet, that's what it's used for!

This is a hot topic now. :lol: It's like everyone cares were there excrements go. :lol:

If they had something like that that played the sound when something hit the water then soon after I eat fast food my toilet would be singing along to "The Flight Of The Bumblebee" :D (Just Joking) but it would be pretty cool to have anyways

Y'know, they do sell different kinds of toilet seats in stores... not just the hard, cold ones. I once had a toilet seat that was actually soft, so you could make a little groove or whatever... :lol:
The only problem is that if your rear got TOO warm it would stick to the toilet seat sort of.

And I've always thought it would be cool if you could set your toilet so that you would be able to choose what sound it makes when you flush it. Like if you wanted to, instead of hearing the flush, the toilet would just say "Flush....". Or maybe whenever you flushed the toilet you would hear the Mexican Hat Dance. Just a few of my crazy usless ideas. <_<

A toilet seat warmer?!?!?! Who comes up with these crazy ideas?!?!? Now.... I killer attack toilet, THAT would be useful..... damn frenchies, always trying to steal my cheeze and take over the world......... dont ask........
~Pink Rose~

I'm on the road too much. I hardly ever use the same torlet twice. This product would be of no help to me. (and I kinda like the shock)

I like Shojiro's idea about toilet sounds. Maybe they could have music playing before you flush the toilet too. Oh! and they could also have a TV to watch while your using it. *realizes that he's talking about toilets* *blushes* Or maybe not.... :lol:

hmmmmm.... not a bad idea there Blitz i would really be on the toilet all day since its warm not cold and it had a surround sound tv and radio. that would be ultimate!!!!! :woot: *muahahahaha* how much?

hehehe I could completly change my bathroom into some sort of media room.....a private media room :lol:

thats true! its like a living room and a bathroom in 1. hehe that room will be a mansion for your tushie!!! :woot: i can spend my whole day there if it had a kitchen. all of a teen's dreams in one room woah!!!!! happi dayz!!