To each of the members of the Anima Mundi, I give 1k GP from my wallet.

In addition, I'll give...
Xantos: A Fire Encourager: It looks exactly like a Fire Extinguisher, but makes flames bigger. Label reads "Please store right next to extinguisher".
Viva: Happy Pills: While they cannot be used on one's self, these happy pills, when tossed into the mouths of others, will make them INFECTIOUSCRACKHAPPY. So much so, in fact, that they'll search out other people of similar disposition and start a cult to worship the bringer of their happiness. Reap the benefits in minutes!
Light: Ever-Last Nip: Kitty-crack that never loses potency. If you're ever feeling down, this will turn that frown up-side down.
Matthias: Headhunter Repellent: Those beasties a little too troublesome? This handy spray-can will keep those things at bay for miles around. Feel safe in The World once more!
Teishu: Never-Ending Honey Pot: Spring not coming so quick? Never feel the need to bear [oh God, I'm bad... xD] a long winter again! Honey, on your schedule.
Mizu: Insta-Den: Need a place to crash? Base of Operations eluding you? Maybe you just need a place to store your stuff? The Insta-Den is right for you! Simply pull this hole out of your pocket, toss it somewhere, and voila! A den, on demand.
Ruikage: Cuz-Dar: Abusive cousins a consistent problem? This is the item for you! Simply input 17 members of your family tree, and the Cuz-Dar does the rest. Sirens that could wake the dead will alert you to the presence of any relative in the general vicinity. Finally, you can play with peace of mind.
Aiko: Hug-O-Matic: Ever thought The World needed more hugs? Well, now it has them! With the Hug-O-Matic, a hug is only a button away. Press the button, and a list of possible huggers will appear before you. Say the name of the desired hugger, and POOF they appear before your very eyes. Open arms make for open hearts!
H4X: Lurk Powder: Ever felt the need to be extremely efficient in your lurking? With this patented Lurk Powder, not even the smartest of sleuths will be the wiser! Evade imbeciles, baffle buffoons, and dodge dorkuses. Lurk in peace for years to come.
Chase Raven: Music Rox: What appears to be a bag of rocks holds a deep secret inside. Each rocks contains music that the owner has never heard before. Simply dig in, select a rock, and give it a toss back into the bag! A new horizon is just a stone's throw away.
Jeri: Won-Door: A door that opens to a new location each and every time. A new surprise every day!

*stalks in*

*spies the package with the lurk powder*

*waits for Xantos to find his*

*wonders if Lurk Powder works like Gun Powder*

*plans to test theory with Xan's Fire Encourager*

*leaves a thank-you note and uses lurk powder to sink into the shadows once more*

*walks in and sees the Cuz-Dar*

*picks it up and quickly inputs all of the members in his house*

*winces as the siren immediately comes on and proceeds to wake a few zombies from outside*

*looks around, shuts it off to stop the noise, and runs out the door before the zombies arrive*

Xantos, you can have fun with them!

Dude, Happy Pills! You rock Cent! *Hugs you madly and crams some pills into your mouth to see the crack in effect*

T_T

Must...eat...brains....

*hears the Cuz-Dar beeping*

>D

*Wanders in and smells the Ever Last Nip.* Hmm?

*Opens it, sniffing at a small portion of it.* Gah! Ahahahahaha!

*Falls over in a fit of laughter.* Love ya, Cent! Thank you!

*materializes to throw Lurk Powder on the Zombies*

Your turn Xanny-boy!

*re-lurks*

I missed 1k GP? <_< Why did no one tell me that I had presents waiting for me over a month ago? D:

*grabs the presents for Teishu*

Welcome to Christmas, glad you could join us.