Title: CC Competition
Merin Sun - March 9, 2004 07:00 AM (GMT)
They're cute...they're small...and they want 2 things:
1) Badges
2) Your money
And a moment's weakness buys them undying loyalty.
I'm talking about GIRL SCOUTS!!! :rant:
Those chits are running all OVER the place shoving their over priced baked goods into your face. Even my BOSS...the woman who HATES solicitation on her premises with a PASSION gave into the Girl Scout's wiles and bought a box!!!
I reprimanded her and was immediately banned to the kitchens :o
This will be our new spring time initiative: the takeout of Girl Scouts.
Ideas, suggestions???
KaneDragon - March 9, 2004 01:58 PM (GMT)
:cringe: Thin mints... too... good... can't... resist.... :stab:
Oorla - March 10, 2004 01:10 AM (GMT)
We will begin by setting fire to their entire supply of thin mints!!!!
kundor - March 12, 2004 05:11 AM (GMT)
How can the CC possibly condone the destruction of one of the largest sources of cookies in North America?
I think you are forgetting your prime directive: Support of cookiedom and opposition to health food! Stop shooting yourself in the foot and take out the world tofu supply! :mad:
Merin Sun - March 12, 2004 05:32 AM (GMT)
Cookyacracy is for cookies, yes...but not for any cookie that threatens to replace Chocobaccy Cookies as the ultimate junkfood.
kundor - March 13, 2004 01:12 AM (GMT)
You fool, your shortsighted policies will result in the demise of all junk food. Mark my words.
Merin Sun - March 13, 2004 04:44 AM (GMT)
kundor - March 13, 2004 04:50 AM (GMT)
Merin Sun - March 13, 2004 04:58 AM (GMT)
wow...104,000...I'm pretty impressed :smug:
considering that the Cookie Cabinet was a self-built thing all of a year old and the Hive is part of a huge game like thingy.
kundor - March 13, 2004 05:21 AM (GMT)
considering it gets all sorts of unrelated crap about cookies, and cabinets, and old mother hubbard, it's actually kind of pathetic. :P
whereas the hive results are all hive and only hive. :|
The king of all slackers - March 17, 2004 01:14 AM (GMT)
I have no qualms about doing away with them, on account of I am evil. Also those boxes cost so much and are so damnably small. I feel wronged, which makes it easier for me to reconcile slaying them. Pity, I do so like those coconut thingies.
Merin Sun - January 30, 2006 05:55 AM (GMT)
I got suckered this year :cry:
I purchased 3 boxes of the stuff from a cute lil girl.
We need cute lil girls to push our products as well!!! That'll do it!!!